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আপনি know, I really do enjoy a good crime film from time to time. চলচ্চিত্র like The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, and more. But sometimes, I enjoy the ones that can be pretty humorous. And then there are times where those black comedy crime films have ভ্যাম্পায়ার disguised as strippers… Seriously. Anyway, while I am not questioning the idea of how this is made, we’re going to be taking a look at the classic cult film, From Dusk Till Dawn.



From Dusk Till Dawn is a movie directed দ্বারা Robert Rodriguez, who worked on Desperado and Sin City and written দ্বারা Quentin Tarantino, who worked on Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction. With such a creative duo, আপনি can only imagine that this movie was total insanity. And… You’re right. It is complete chaos with this movie. The film follows two criminals and brothers, Seth and Richie Gecko, who are running from the FBI and police for crimes of robbery and murder. They met with the Fuller family, consisting of father and preacher Jacob, his son Scott, and his daughter Kate, and have them smuggle them across the Mexican border, so they can arrive to the strip club, the Titty Twister, where they will meet their contract Carlos at dawn. However, it turns out that the strippers are actually vampires… seriously. After killing almost all of the patrons, including Seth, Richie, Jacob, Scott, Kate, a biker named Sex Machine and a vietnam veteran named Frost survive and now must fight off the vampire strippers… seriously. So, yeah, in case আপনি couldn’t tell, the idea of vampire strippers just baffles me. And this is coming from the guy loves Jojo. But that doesn’t mean that I hate the movie. No, in fact, I প্রণয় it a whole lot.



Okay, so, pros. George Clooney as the main character. I don’t watch much চলচ্চিত্র with George Clooney, one of the first being…. ব্যাটম্যান and Robin, but I do like his অভিনয় in this film. He’s an asshole, but not an unlikable one. He’s a very enjoyable one, if that makes any sense. Also, the vampire designs in this film look pretty good. From the change in the characters eyes and teeth, to the complete disfigured and decrepit looks of the আরো ancient vampires. It all looks pretty well done with how they সরানো and react to the other characters. It definitely makes them appear আরো realistic in that sort of way. I just like some of the effects that went into this movie. Some may call them laughable, but for 1996, they looked impressive. Also (Spoilers), the shot of the club being on শীর্ষ of an aztec temple at the end of the movie was the greatest part of the entire movie.



Now, some cons. First off, stripper vampires… seriously. Every time I say that, it’s just as hard for me to believe that it was an actual thing. I mean… stripper vampires… seriously. How can anyone say that correctly. Though, to be fair, after আপনি watch the movie, the idea of stripper vampires… seriously, begins to wear off. Also, the two youngest actors in the film… I don’t hate them, but there are times when they get annoying. Also, some scenes tend to drag on. Their awesome, sure, but on multiple viewings of the movie, they just get pretty boring, pretty fast. It also doesn’t help that, some time in the summer of this year, Syfy would প্রদর্শনী this movie almost every week. The movie also seems to be set in mostly one place. Now, I believe that if আপনি can do it right, আপনি can have one set be amazing for the entire movie. কেবিন in the Woods was mostly set in just the cabin, and that movie was amazing. The club looks nice, but it gets pretty dull after a while. But, I can at least enjoy some of the action scenes and watching the ভ্যাম্পায়ার blow up in old 80s cheesy action movie fashion.



Due to being a cult film, it makes sense that this movie would get some popularity due to this. The series came along in a box with other Miramax “classics”, such as Mimic, another horror movie that I will be reviewing in the future. The movie’s popularity also helped it get a lot of things, like the release of the soundtrack, a video game released দ্বারা Cryo Interactive, who worked on games like……… Um…….. Odyssey: The খুঁজুন for Ulysses… Anyone? From Dusk Till Dawn also got two straight-to-video sequels, that were obviously crap. It even got a TV series of the same name being worked on দ্বারা Rodriguez, which continues the story of the characters from the movie and expands the story of the vampires. First I mention Evil Dead getting a TV series, and now From Dusk Till Dawn. I guess many cult horror films are good at getting TV shows. So in conclusion, From Dusk Till Dawn; An insane movie with stripper ভ্যাম্পায়ার (Seriously), but a damn good entertaining one as well. I recommend it if you’re into the style of লেখা দ্বারা these two classic directors. Take care.

Up পরবর্তি on October Movie Marathon: Townsfolk be crazy.

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
So this is a game I have only heard about in whispers. Everyone has told me that Rogue Warrior was a terrible game, but no one ever told me why. They just say “It’s boring” অথবা “It’s not fun”, but I was always curious as to why it was so bad. And then I figured it out. Rogue Warrior was a game Rebellion Developments and published দ্বারা Bethesda. Yep, the same Bethesda that tells us sweet little lies. আপনি people thought Fallout 76 was the worst thing with Bethesda’s name slapped on it, just আপনি wait. Based very, very, very loosely on the autobiography দ্বারা actually named Richard “Dick”...
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Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a বছর of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, অথবা will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Song (Start at 0:51): link

Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will প্রদর্শনী the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do আপনি know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...
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Kevin: This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who's faster?! Johnny Lightning, অথবা Sean, the Amtrak F40PH?!
Johnny: *Revving his car's engine*
S.B: *Holding a flashlight. He shines it*
Sean: *Takes off with seven Amfleets in tow*
Johnny: *Quickly accelerates to 35 miles an hour*
Sean: Give me আরো power!! *Uncouples an Amfleet and goes up to 75 miles an hour*
Johnny: WHAT?!?!
Sean: *Crosses the finish line first*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Kevin: There আপনি have it. A talking train can beat a car just দ্বারা shouting while uncoupling one of his cars. Now let's watch The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't...
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September 9th

Hello. I’m David. My বন্ধু call me Dave অথবা Davey. But, since I do not have friends, আপনি may call me David. And I regret to inform that, দ্বারা পরবর্তি year, I will die. Perhaps it is best if I start back from the beginning, from this morning. I had woken up in a daze, my head feeling funny. I gave it a scratch. It felt very satisfying. I had made my usual cup of coffee, black, no sugar অথবা cream, along with my usual breakfast: Prescribed medication to make my brain all better. I had been taking this medication for a while now. I believe it was to help with my extreme seizures and violent...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hey, look, the disturbing stuff is back…… Goodey. Now, the তালিকা is the same as the first two. These have to be things that disturb me, and they have to be something that wasn’t on my original list. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Birdo from Super Mario Bros - Now, there have been a few disturbing things in the Mario universe. Mostly in Super Paper Mario. But, lets go back to the first disturbing thing ever in a Mario game. Back in 1988, there was an enemy called Birdo, who would shoot eggs at you. Doesn’t sound too bad, until, আপনি read the games instruction booklet, where...
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So I talked about this game back in my Corner of Horror review (A series I need to get back to since I haven’t review anything since Halloween), and I think I was a little too harsh on this game. So I want to give it another review, another shot, if আপনি will, and let আপনি know that I really do প্রণয় this horror classic. So let’s stop talking about it and start talking about Condemned: Criminal Origins.
You play as one Ethan Thomas, a not to bright young investigator for the SCU who is tracking down a serial killer when he has a run in with Serial Killer X, a man who goes around murdering...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
So yeah, I guess this is going to be a yearly thing. Boy, 2017 was a great year, wasn’t it. The great Weinstein স্ক্যান্ডাল where many Hollywood যশস্বী were found out to be big pieces of shit, huge race riots in Charlottesville that resulted in the death of an innocent bystander, nuclear war between America and North Korea আরো closer than ever before, everyone on ইউটিউব that wasn’t a celebrity অথবা Jake Paul getting utterly fucked দ্বারা the company, large mass shootings resulting in the highest shootings in U.S. history took place in just one year, and the complete and utter nuterization...
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Ian: *Listening to the music* What are we in a Western now?
Kevin: *Dressed as a cowboy, while riding a horse* This is my হ্যালোইন Costume.
Ian: Ah. Well at least I'm the host tonight. Here's tonight's lineup.

Con Mane: The Mare With The Golden Gun
Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

Liam: *Dressed as an Indian, running after Kevin* Wait for me Kevin!
Ian: Let's start the প্রদর্শনী before আরো cowboys, অথবা Indians arrive.

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can আপনি check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony:...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
About a বছর ago, when I was still new to living in Oxford, I had this bus driver. She was basically the female equivalent to the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket… অথবা basically, my mother, except, instead of some of the time, she was all the time. However, other than the fact that she really liked to yell at kids, she was always absent a lot. Every time she wouldn’t come to work, she would send her substitute, who was this very friendly elderly man. Shame the kids on the bus didn’t respect him though. So, one day, while I was waiting at the bus stop, and this time, I was with my...
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Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops পরবর্তি to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a...
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So it is no surprise to anyone that my পছন্দ horror game of all time Silent পাহাড় 2. It’s been that way and it’ll continue to be that way for a long time. But with it’s awkward gameplay and acting, can I really put such a game in my শীর্ষ ten পছন্দ games ever? The answer is yes, and I just did.
Silent পাহাড় 2 follows James Sunderland, an awkward man who arrives to the town of Silent পাহাড় after he receives a letter from his dead wife, Mary. He meets all sorts of other characters there, like Angela, Eddie, and Laura, and a mysterious woman named Maria, and has to get through the...
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Two officers were standing পরবর্তি to a আগুন দ্বারা the Tie Interceptor.

John: That could give us extra trouble. We'll have to take care of the pilot.
Morris: I'll take care of him. *Walks downstairs, and passes them, heading towards a radio room*

Skip the song to 1:08

When Morris walked in, the room looked empty, but he wasn't so sure.

Morris: *Pulls out his silenced blaster, and looks in front of him*

Out of Morris' view to his right behind a wall, the radio operator was making himself a cup of coffee.

Morris: Hello.
Radio Operator: *Walks in front of Morris*
Morris: *Fires his blaster*...
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Song (Start at 2:38): link

Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are আপনি supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!

The screen turns black as the অনুরাগী fiction begins.

Song: link

Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See আপনি পরবর্তি Saturday.

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 অনুরাগী Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...
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Hey, did আপনি guys know I like No আরো Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, let’s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I প্রণয় No আরো Heroes!
No আরো নায়ক follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassin’s Association’s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked...
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Song: link

Sonic: *Enjoying the music*
Dave: Isn't this from one of your games?
Sonic: Yeah.
Dave: It's very catchy.
Mily: I'm just glad no one's fighting for once. Normally that happens when I'm the hostess.
Dave: আপনি must be very popular. This is your 4th time now.
Mily: Yep. *Giggles* We got a Trainz trio on our way for আপনি right now.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run দ্বারা five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 31: Highball

Narrator:...
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Johnny: Now that the race has been cancelled, we have to wait two weeks.
Mabel: Why so long?
Johnny: The first two Saturdays we're taking off, because of Labor Day.
Mabel: Oh, well in that case, let's মোড়ানো up our প্রদর্শনী so we can go on vacation sooner.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 6: আপনি Smell Like Shit

Alinah was walking through town, eating a burrito.

Alinah: *Farts*...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Set of hands, who here remembers Road Rash? It was a fun little arcade game where the goal was to race as a motorbike racer against other motorcycle racers to win races and get prize money. আপনি also beat the shit out of your opponents with chains and bats while running over pedestrians and taking out cops. It was insane. Some games have tried to bring that style back, and one of those games was Road Rage. Developed দ্বারা Team 6 Studios, this little indie game from 2017 was regarded as one of the worst games out there, as recently as 2017. We’re still getting broken trash games that can contend...
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Finally! After ten years, I was finally able to beat this game. It took ten years to get through the entire game, but I did it. So yeah, my personal problems aside, Final ফ্যান্টাসি VII is still a good game.
Final ফ্যান্টাসি VII follows মেঘ Strife pre-Advent Children এমো স্টাইল phase as he joins the rebellious group known as AVALANCHE to stop Shinra from draining the earth of Mako energy that keeps it alive. But this soon turns into something আরো as they get involved with mama’s boy Sephiroth who wants to gain the earth’s energy to gain the power of a god and destroy the earth for… raisins....
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