Song: link
Thomas: *Racing Sonic* You're not in any shows.
Sonic: I will be once On The Block begins season 2.
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Sonic: Plus my cousin Sean's in it.
Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Thomas, and Sonic*
Sonic: Not that Sean.
Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo is over. Let me go home.
Sonic: That's also the wrong Sean.
Sean The Hedgehog: *Waves hello to Sonic, and Thomas*
Thomas: But he's not.
Tom: Who cares?!?! Let's get those back to back episodes started!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the রাস্তা with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.
Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten দ্বারা parasprites, and now আপনি want me to buy আপনি a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are আপনি in a bad mood? বড়দিন is coming soon.
Twilight: Hold up, we're at বড়দিন time already? Last time I checked, it was summer.
Spike: Well, আপনি can blame the director of this প্রদর্শনী for not having us do any episodes between last July, and now.
Twilight: Man, those niggas need to straighten up their act. *Spots Pinkie Pie* Yo, check dat দুশ্চরিত্রা out.
Spike: I bet আপনি can't remember her name.
Twilight: Nigga, I don't give a shit about anyone in this town except for me.
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a bench as she looks up at the sky. She moves from under the bench, to under a আগুন hydrant. Then she goes under a police car*
Police Pony: Hey, get out from under there.
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out from under the police car* Something is going to fall down somewhere!!
Twilight: Dat দুশ্চরিত্রা must be high on drugs, অথবা somethin'.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 10: Feeling Pinkie's *****
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a tree*
Twilight: *Walks with Spike over to Pinkie Pie* Nigga, wut da fuq are আপনি doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Stay down Twilight. Something is going to fall soon.
Twilight: আপনি must be high on drugs man. Nothing is gonna fall *Sees a frog fall onto her face* Wut da hell? Where did this come from?
Fluttershy: *Above Twilight* Sorry Twilight. I'm taking these frogs to a lake somewhere.
Twilight: Do আপনি even know what the lake is called?
Fluttershy: Nope. Bye. *Flies away with her wagon of frogs*
Twilight: *Looks at the wagon* How da hell is she pulling a wagon like that? It looks very heavy.
Pinkie Pie: Never mind that. Let's get the frog off your face-
Twilight: Nigga fuck you. I don't need আপনি tellin' me wut to do. If I want this frog on my face, I'll keep it there.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Auf wiedersehen. *Cheerfully trots away*
Twilight: Man, that পরাকাষ্ঠা German is fucked up.
Later, Twilight did some আরো snooping.
Robotnik: Snooping as-
Okay, okay, we get it. Save that for the ইউটিউব Poops.
Twilight: *Watching Pinkie Pie with binoculars* Wut is dat nigga doin' now?
Spike: *Sees Pinkie Pie twitching her tail* Something else is going to fall! *Runs away*
Twilight: Spike, আপনি don't really believe in dat crap, do you?! *Gets hit দ্বারা an acorn, a small box, a big box, and a massive horse shoe* FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
আপনি think she's die from that, but no. Sadly, she survived.
Twilight: *At her house* How da fuq does she do that?!!?!
Pinkie Pie: *Appear out of nowhere* Do what Twilight?
Twilight: Predictin' shit man! আপনি ব্যক্ত something would fall, and a frog landed on my face. আপনি predicted somethin' fallin' again, only this time, I got crushed দ্বারা যেভাবে খুশী shit.
Pinkie Pie: I saw that. How did আপনি survive being crushed দ্বারা a massive horse shoe?
Twilight: How am I supposed to know that?
Pinkie Pie: Would আপনি like to know how I predict these things?
Twilight: How do আপনি do it?
Pinkie Pie: *Shows a bag of heroine* This is how it's done.
Twilight: I knew আপনি was high on somethin'. Now, about this heroine, is it, what আপনি Germans would say, wunderbar?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Try some.
Twilight: *Takes some heroine*
30 মিনিট later.
Twilight: *Outside with Pinkie Pie. They're both high from the heroine* Yo Rarity, in ten seconds, you're gonna meet a stallion.
Rarity: Oh wonderful. I hope we can-
Stallion: *Arrives, and rapes Rarity*
Rarity: Ah!! Yes! This feels so right!!
Well it's not really rape if she wants it. Right?
Twilight: *Laughs*
Spike: Twilight, what are you, and Pinkie Pie up to?
Twilight: নমস্কার nigga, I predict that you're gonna get hit দ্বারা a car if আপনি ক্রুশ the street.
Spike: Ridiculous. Nopony would want to wreck their car দ্বারা running me over. I'll prove it to আপনি right now. *Crossing the street, but gets hit দ্বারা a '56 Buick*
টাট্টু in Buick: Oh shit!! *Runs out of his car, and looks at it* Damnit! My bumper is ruined!!
Twilight: Hahahaha. I am never wrong. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, we need to do this আরো often.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. I am glad you're enjoying this.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Master Sword: *Walking towards Tom*
Tom: Uh oh!!
Master Sword: I wanna be the host আপনি blue-
Tom: *Points behind him* নমস্কার look, Link.
Master Sword: Where?!!
Tom: *Smashes a বিয়ার bottle on Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: You're trying to knock me out??!
Tom: You're supposed to be unconscious.
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom: *Not scared* That's getting old. We should start the পরবর্তি episode of My Little Pornstar.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter মোড়ানো Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. আপনি cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter মোড়ানো Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
রামধনু Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no আপনি ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. আপনি can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to রামধনু Dash* Dashie, how's my পছন্দ biyatch?!
রামধনু Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help আপনি clear the clouds mah nigga.
রামধনু Dash: Are আপনি feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I প্রণয় you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
রামধনু Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get আপনি back home.
Back at Twilight's বৃক্ষ home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: আপনি got high, and passed out? রামধনু Dash helped আপনি get back প্রথমপাতা before আপনি caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what আপনি ramblin' about?
Spike: আপনি got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. রামধনু Dash helped আপনি get here before আপনি caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck রামধনু Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a ফ্রোজেন lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* আপনি used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't আপনি just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about আপনি using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing আপনি a favor.
Mayor Mare: আপনি broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have আপনি executed. papillon style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, আপনি out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't আপনি heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Tom: Okay everyone. This is your host Tom Foolery from On The Block, signing out. Though this isn't really a radio show, this is the end. Come back পরবর্তি Saturday for আরো Spectacular Stories, here in the S.S.S.S.
Thomas: *Racing Sonic* You're not in any shows.
Sonic: I will be once On The Block begins season 2.
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Sonic: Plus my cousin Sean's in it.
Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Thomas, and Sonic*
Sonic: Not that Sean.
Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo is over. Let me go home.
Sonic: That's also the wrong Sean.
Sean The Hedgehog: *Waves hello to Sonic, and Thomas*
Thomas: But he's not.
Tom: Who cares?!?! Let's get those back to back episodes started!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the রাস্তা with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.
Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten দ্বারা parasprites, and now আপনি want me to buy আপনি a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are আপনি in a bad mood? বড়দিন is coming soon.
Twilight: Hold up, we're at বড়দিন time already? Last time I checked, it was summer.
Spike: Well, আপনি can blame the director of this প্রদর্শনী for not having us do any episodes between last July, and now.
Twilight: Man, those niggas need to straighten up their act. *Spots Pinkie Pie* Yo, check dat দুশ্চরিত্রা out.
Spike: I bet আপনি can't remember her name.
Twilight: Nigga, I don't give a shit about anyone in this town except for me.
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a bench as she looks up at the sky. She moves from under the bench, to under a আগুন hydrant. Then she goes under a police car*
Police Pony: Hey, get out from under there.
Pinkie Pie: *Gets out from under the police car* Something is going to fall down somewhere!!
Twilight: Dat দুশ্চরিত্রা must be high on drugs, অথবা somethin'.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 10: Feeling Pinkie's *****
Pinkie Pie: *Hiding under a tree*
Twilight: *Walks with Spike over to Pinkie Pie* Nigga, wut da fuq are আপনি doin'?
Pinkie Pie: Stay down Twilight. Something is going to fall soon.
Twilight: আপনি must be high on drugs man. Nothing is gonna fall *Sees a frog fall onto her face* Wut da hell? Where did this come from?
Fluttershy: *Above Twilight* Sorry Twilight. I'm taking these frogs to a lake somewhere.
Twilight: Do আপনি even know what the lake is called?
Fluttershy: Nope. Bye. *Flies away with her wagon of frogs*
Twilight: *Looks at the wagon* How da hell is she pulling a wagon like that? It looks very heavy.
Pinkie Pie: Never mind that. Let's get the frog off your face-
Twilight: Nigga fuck you. I don't need আপনি tellin' me wut to do. If I want this frog on my face, I'll keep it there.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Auf wiedersehen. *Cheerfully trots away*
Twilight: Man, that পরাকাষ্ঠা German is fucked up.
Later, Twilight did some আরো snooping.
Robotnik: Snooping as-
Okay, okay, we get it. Save that for the ইউটিউব Poops.
Twilight: *Watching Pinkie Pie with binoculars* Wut is dat nigga doin' now?
Spike: *Sees Pinkie Pie twitching her tail* Something else is going to fall! *Runs away*
Twilight: Spike, আপনি don't really believe in dat crap, do you?! *Gets hit দ্বারা an acorn, a small box, a big box, and a massive horse shoe* FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
আপনি think she's die from that, but no. Sadly, she survived.
Twilight: *At her house* How da fuq does she do that?!!?!
Pinkie Pie: *Appear out of nowhere* Do what Twilight?
Twilight: Predictin' shit man! আপনি ব্যক্ত something would fall, and a frog landed on my face. আপনি predicted somethin' fallin' again, only this time, I got crushed দ্বারা যেভাবে খুশী shit.
Pinkie Pie: I saw that. How did আপনি survive being crushed দ্বারা a massive horse shoe?
Twilight: How am I supposed to know that?
Pinkie Pie: Would আপনি like to know how I predict these things?
Twilight: How do আপনি do it?
Pinkie Pie: *Shows a bag of heroine* This is how it's done.
Twilight: I knew আপনি was high on somethin'. Now, about this heroine, is it, what আপনি Germans would say, wunderbar?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Try some.
Twilight: *Takes some heroine*
30 মিনিট later.
Twilight: *Outside with Pinkie Pie. They're both high from the heroine* Yo Rarity, in ten seconds, you're gonna meet a stallion.
Rarity: Oh wonderful. I hope we can-
Stallion: *Arrives, and rapes Rarity*
Rarity: Ah!! Yes! This feels so right!!
Well it's not really rape if she wants it. Right?
Twilight: *Laughs*
Spike: Twilight, what are you, and Pinkie Pie up to?
Twilight: নমস্কার nigga, I predict that you're gonna get hit দ্বারা a car if আপনি ক্রুশ the street.
Spike: Ridiculous. Nopony would want to wreck their car দ্বারা running me over. I'll prove it to আপনি right now. *Crossing the street, but gets hit দ্বারা a '56 Buick*
টাট্টু in Buick: Oh shit!! *Runs out of his car, and looks at it* Damnit! My bumper is ruined!!
Twilight: Hahahaha. I am never wrong. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, we need to do this আরো often.
Pinkie Pie: Danke. I am glad you're enjoying this.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Master Sword: *Walking towards Tom*
Tom: Uh oh!!
Master Sword: I wanna be the host আপনি blue-
Tom: *Points behind him* নমস্কার look, Link.
Master Sword: Where?!!
Tom: *Smashes a বিয়ার bottle on Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: You're trying to knock me out??!
Tom: You're supposed to be unconscious.
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom: *Not scared* That's getting old. We should start the পরবর্তি episode of My Little Pornstar.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter মোড়ানো Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. আপনি cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter মোড়ানো Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
রামধনু Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no আপনি ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. আপনি can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to রামধনু Dash* Dashie, how's my পছন্দ biyatch?!
রামধনু Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help আপনি clear the clouds mah nigga.
রামধনু Dash: Are আপনি feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I প্রণয় you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
রামধনু Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get আপনি back home.
Back at Twilight's বৃক্ষ home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: আপনি got high, and passed out? রামধনু Dash helped আপনি get back প্রথমপাতা before আপনি caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what আপনি ramblin' about?
Spike: আপনি got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. রামধনু Dash helped আপনি get here before আপনি caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck রামধনু Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a ফ্রোজেন lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* আপনি used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't আপনি just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about আপনি using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing আপনি a favor.
Mayor Mare: আপনি broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have আপনি executed. papillon style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, আপনি out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't আপনি heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Tom: Okay everyone. This is your host Tom Foolery from On The Block, signing out. Though this isn't really a radio show, this is the end. Come back পরবর্তি Saturday for আরো Spectacular Stories, here in the S.S.S.S.
College Administrator: So, you’ve been involved with quite a few criminal charges such as assault, arson, destruction of property, felonious assault, and one incident where আপনি dumped blood onto the heads of a group of school children because আপনি didn’t like them shouting the number 21? Am I correct?....... Well then (Looks through the files) I have to say, son…. That a man of your nature is only seen once in a lifetime. A man like আপনি takes lots of balls, son. Lots of balls. And you’ve got them. Welcome to Clearwater University.
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Greetings everyone. Since my পছন্দ time of the year, Halloween, is almost upon us, I wanted to do something very special. Sure, the same old “Top Ten Whatever” will still be there, and will be up every Saturday of the month, so expect five শীর্ষ tens every Saturday this month. But, even bigger news, thanks to my Corner of Horror article, I’ve got something REALLY special. And what might that be? Well, on October, for the পরবর্তি 31 days, I am going to pull out a যেভাবে খুশী horror movie that I have lying around and review it. These reviews may not be as lengthy as most, but I will try my best to talk about a good (Or most likely bad) Horror movie. “But Wind, doesn’t Cinemassacre do this every October with Monster Madness?” Shut the hell up, I say to those who think that. Just enjoy this বছর of October, enjoy Halloween, and enjoy all the new Corner of Horrors coming up. I know I will.
