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This is a game that me and my two brothers loved back in the day. It was a game we first found in our local dollar store… Yes, it was that obscure. And worse of all, it wasn’t even in the front row. It was hidden behind a copy of Attack of the চলচ্চিত্র 3D (And don’t worry, I’ll get to that game another time). We ended up buying three copies of this game. The first from the dollar store, another from the bargain bin at a Wal-Mart, and I bought my copy online for six bucks. Needless to say, this game was cheap as hell, despite that it deserved much আরো প্রণয় than that. And that game is known as Brutal Legend.



~Plot~

Brutal Legend is a game made দ্বারা the one Tim Schafer, who was once very well respected, until the whole মোজা puppet thing happened. But before that, he was known for making other underrated classics like Psychonauts and Grim Fandango (I may get to those games one দিন too). So naturally, Brutal Legend would also fall into obscurity despite how good the game truly was. Brutal Legend follows Jack Black- I mean, Eddie Riggs. A metal roadie who happened to look and is voiced দ্বারা Jack Black. He misses the good old days of metal and, after dying from a fatal stage accident, his blood enters his বেল্ট buckle, which turns out to be an amulet to the Metal Beast Ormagoden, a creature that is awoken from Eddie’s blood and transports him to the world of metal. Here, Eddie gets caught up in a massive war between the rebellious humans against many armies, including the glam metal themed army lead দ্বারা the human minion General Lionwhyte, the goth metal themed undead army, Drowning Doom, and the death metal themed demons lead দ্বারা the main antagonist of the game, the Tainted Coil. Eddie begins to help in the rebellion, later naming the army Ironheade (And yes, the “e” at the end was intentional), and soon begins to form an army of Headbangers, Healers, Bouncers, Groupies, আগুন Barons, fire-breathing jungle cats, and more. It gets pretty crazy, but I প্রণয় it so much.



~Gameplay~

As I ব্যক্ত before, Brutal Legend takes place in a world that is completely metal. From large stone monuments of swords and guitars, to entire jungles filled with skulls and crazy monsters, to some of the best foggy environments I’ve seen in a game, all of the environments, from what I’ve read, are all inspired and based off of metal album covers of famous metal bands. And I believe it. The world has a lot for আপনি to explore… At first, but we’ll get to that soon. There are lots of enemies আপনি can run into. From the glamorous soldiers of Lionwhyte, to the undead Drowning Doom, to the demons of the Tainted Coil, to even the wildlife of the game. আপনি have your typical friendly creatures like the large porcupines to the deer, but then আপনি got giant bear-like creatures with metal faces, woolly mammoths with massive tusks, panthers with laser-eyes, and even giant living guillotines. Those last ones may be my favorite. There’s a lot to find in the open world. আপনি can find and open shops where আপনি will meet eh Guardian of Metal, this games merchant, who will sell আপনি upgrades on your weapons, your car, and new skills. It also helps that he is voiced দ্বারা Ozzy Osbourne. আপনি can find new songs for the radio, even some দ্বারা Tenacious D. আপনি can find binoculars that let আপনি get some sight seeing, legends that help আপনি understand the lore of Brutal Legend, bound ড্রাগন that আপনি can free for extra points, and jumps that আপনি can make with your car. There’s also some side quests that আপনি can do. But soon, you’ll realize that all of these sidequests are the same. Their fun, but they get old. Having to do the same “Defend this spot” অথবা “Race this guy” অথবা “Point a কামান at this enemy” gets old after a while, and hearing the same recycled dialogue doesn’t help. Thankfully, there are some unique side quests later on that help change things up a little. As I ব্যক্ত before, the world is fun to explore… At first. After a while, once you’ve collected everything, there isn’t much left to explore, and not a whole lot to motivate আপনি to continue. It suffers from an environment that isn’t very interactive, and aside from a few allies and যেভাবে খুশী enemy encounters, it’s pretty barren, and all আপনি can do is drive around and listen to the game’s metal playlist. It’s definitely not going to be a game that আপনি will be exploring a lot.



Now, আপনি may have noticed in my পূর্ববর্তি paragraph that I ব্যক্ত that আপনি can upgrade weapons and cars. And yes আপনি can, as fighting is a major part of the game. Your first weapon in the game is the axe, The Separator. The Separator is a powerful axe that can be upgraded to আগুন electricity, set enemies on fire, drain their blood to heal you, অথবা get stronger as আপনি attack enemies. Another weapon আপনি will use is Eddie’s signature guitar, Clementine. The গিটার is powerful enough to send shockwaves and electrocute enemies, but when আপনি play a well-timed গিটার solo, আপনি can perform many different things, like melt the faces of the enemies, befriend wildlife of any kind, অথবা send a giant fucking flaming zeppelin to crash into your enemies. But the one আপনি will most likely be using a lot is summoning your car, The Deuce. The Deuce will be the best way for আপনি to get around in this game. It can be upgraded to have better armor, as well as have weapons such as machine বন্দুক and lighting, অথবা side flames and mines. It’s easy to say that আপনি have quite an arsenal of weapons. It’s good to have the Deuce on hand when আপনি are fighting enemies দ্বারা car, and it really does help out a lot in many situations. But আপনি think this game was going to be a hack and স্ল্যাশ game? No… আপনি are wrong. When আপনি look at the box, do আপনি really think it’s going to be that? Maybe, but I assure you, আপনি are wrong. This is what the game really is all about.



Brutal Legend is actually a game where আপনি must participate in Stage Battles. Stage Battles is where, when আপনি fight major enemies and armies in the game, your goal is to defend your stage to the best of your abilities while আপনি try to attack the enemies and destroy it… That’s right. Brutal Legend is actually a real time strategy game. Yeah, I was just as shocked as আপনি when I saw it. But, really, it’s actually a lot of fun. Sure, it comes out of nowhere, but it is actually one of the most fun parts of the game. Like I said, আপনি must use your army to defend the stage while attacking the stage. But আপনি also need to collect Fans. অনুরাগী are these green spirits that rests within these geysers. To take the অনুরাগী for yourself, আপনি must use Eddie to perform a গিটার solo, where a Merch Booth will surround the উষ্ণপ্রস্রবণ and the অনুরাগী will head to your stage. The আরো অনুরাগী আপনি have, the আরো easier it will be to purchase আরো allies for the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy can create Merch Booths as well, and not only can they make their own Merch Booths, but they can also destroy your Merch Booth. So, আপনি need to defend your Merch Booths, while আপনি attempt to destroy their Merch Booths and build your own where the enemy’s Merch Booth just was. It gets very tense, especially in later parts of the game, where the stage can really be a problem, and can really be a big problem when the opposing armies leader comes into the fight. He can mess up your team and you, but if আপনি have the right members, আপনি can mess him up. But he can do the same to you. But don’t worry too much, as dying on the battlefield doesn’t give আপনি an automatic game over. It just sends আপনি back to your stage. Losing the stage, however, does result in a game over. So আপনি really need to plan out your attacks, especially on harder difficulties. The stage can add either laser towers, which are bullshit, অথবা fog, that makes things harder to see…. But not দ্বারা much, really. It gets to be a lot of fun, and is definitely something that I can enjoy. And this is coming from someone who hasn’t played many real time strategy games, the only other one I’ve ever played being…. LEGO Battles (And that is another game I will be reviewing one day).



~Ending~

~SPOILERS AHEAD~

So, after taking out Lionwhyte, killing off most of the Drowning Doom, finding that one of the Ironheade members, Ophelia, was leading the Drowning Doom, and making it to the final battle against the Tainted Coil… This is definitely one of the hardest fights in the game. The Tainted Coil can swarm your teammates in a matter of সেকেন্ড while আপনি attempt to destroy the living house that the main villain, Doviculus (Voiced দ্বারা Tim Curry, I might add) has brought to life. আপনি need to weaken the house (TWICE), then use the Deuce to drive up a ramp and smash into the house, before আপনি can go in and fight Doviculus himself. Before the fight, Eddie is told দ্বারা Doviculus that Ophelia is not the demon witch, Succoria- Okay, history time, Succoria was a demon witch who was even আরো evil than Doviculus, and had planned on killing the humans. However, she soon noticed that humans, with the help of Eddie’s father, Riggnarok, who also came to this world, had soon overpowered the demons, and she soon fell into a deep depression and hid away from the world. Riggnarok was tasked with killing Succoria, but soon took pity on her and the two fell in প্রণয় and soon had a child, that child being Eddie, who was sent to the real world to avoid the world such as this. So, Eddie is the true descendent of Succoria that Doviculus was searching for. Did আপনি get all that? Good…. And then Doviculus rips out Ophelia’s heart. Yeah, that should help add an extra layer of “What” to this “What” cake. So, after that information bomb, Eddie and Doviculus engage in the final battle… And boy is it intense. It isn’t going to be on anyone’s greatest final bosses list, but it’s pretty good. আপনি need to use both melee attacks as well as using the গিটার to attack Doviculus, while attacking his minions and avoiding the hazards, like the Bleeding Deaths that are right outside the building trying to swat at you. After আপনি defeat Doviculus, Eddie proceeds to decapitate him, finally killing him. He then jumps into the Black Sea, a major plot point in the game- Do I have to fucking explain everything!?- where he finds the real Ophelia… Yeah, I don’t get it either. He saves her, they get together, and everyone ends up happy. However, after all this, Eddie isn’t seen as the hero. My brothers were pretty pissed that he didn’t get the hero status he deserves, but they just didn’t get it. Eddie wants this. He’s a roadie, after all. His job, as he stated, is to make others look good while he stays out of the spotlight, and that’s just what he does. A pretty good ending, if আপনি ask me…. A pretty damn good game, if আপনি ask me.



~Legacy~

Brutal Legend was a game that received incredibly acclaim and had a cult following soon after it released… The problem comes from the fact that the marketing for this game was practically non-existent. Most of the marketing was “Jack Black would be in it” and not much else. There was some gameplay of the game, but then আপনি remember that some people aren’t অনুরাগী of real time strategy. And to think that an entire sequel was already planned… And then they remembered they were working with EA. They were told দ্বারা EA that it was okay to make the sequel, but after seeing the sales, and after already having lots of time put into it, EA just kinda told them to stop. From what I was read, the world would have been bigger, had আরো monsters, a return of Doviculus, and even include the voice of Ronnie James Dio… Well, I guess that last one won’t happen, sadly. This choice nearly destroyed Double Fine, as they had almost went bankrupt due to spending all their time working on the sequel. Of course, this wouldn’t exactly be the first company EA forcefully ran into the ground like Hindenburg. But wait, there is still a glimmer of hope. Double Fine has been crowd-funding a sequel to Psychonauts, and Schafer has stated that, if this funding is successful, then maybe, JUST MAYBE, Brutal Legend may get that well deserved sequel.

~Verdict~

Brutal Legend was a game that had all the potential to be আরো than what it was. It had style, a unique story and world to interact with, amazing voice talent that আপনি usually expect from a Schafer game, and some of the best real time strategy I’ve seen (Granted, the only real time strategy I’ve seen, but that’s beside the point). Brutal Legend may not be the perfect open world RTS game, but it one of the better ones that I’ve played… I mean, I haven’t played much that mix those two genres together, but hey, Brutal Legend makes me want to look into them. So, with that said, I give Brutal Legend the ranking of Hidden Gem.

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There are a lot of endings in video games. They all usually end happily, with the main character beating the bad guy, and saving the world. And, as a fictional world where things end well for everyone, we all like to see good triumph over evil. But, in the world of video games, there are just some moments that don’t care about the good ending. Sure, the good ending is right there, but what if আপনি can’t get it. What if, no matter how hard আপনি try, আপনি can’t get that good ending, resulting in a bad ending অথবা even the worst ending possible. And that’s what this তালিকা is for. So, let us...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....
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(hey everyone now I was recently inspired to make a তালিকা because of WWGuy430 and Deathding's awesome Thanksgiving তালিকা so I decided to make this. hope আপনি enjoy and sorry for any unprofessionalism. lol)

10-Roxas from Kingdom Hearrts 358/2 days

So I just finished playing K-Hearts 358/2 days and i really found myself attached to the main character roxas. he has a cool design, is great at fighting, and who doesn't think the keyblade looks cool?

Just wish they gave him আরো personality. XD

9-Kirby from Kirby LOL

i think deathding ব্যক্ত it best when he described in the শীর্ষ 10 Hungriest Video Game Characters...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse অথবা in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever আরো worse and even আরো dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun অথবা try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this পরবর্তি injury dumber and আরো dangerous? I tried slicing ফলমূল with a রান্নাঘর ছুরি while holding the ফলমূল in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. আপনি would think...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...
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 WARNING: It's even worse than before. These songs aren't just terrible anymore, they downright damage your ears.
WARNING: It's even worse than before. These songs aren't just terrible anymore, they downright damage your ears.
I apologize for the delay on this one, I got really addicted to playing Paper Mario 64. XD But here it is, part two of my শীর্ষ 10 most hated songs!

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT আপনি PROMISED IT WOULD BE OUT YESTERDAY! D:

Me: Wait, what? I never ব্যক্ত that.........

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT আপনি PROMISED! D:

Me: Are আপনি TONE DEAF!? I JUST ব্যক্ত I neve-

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT আপনি PROMISED! D:

Me: ...................... Tell me, what's your পছন্দ candy? >:)

Random Obnoxious Person: Uh, mint chocolate, I guess. :P

Me: I HOPE আপনি LIKE NAPALM FLAMETHROWER! >:D DIE BITCH!!!!

*TV Static o___O*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter মোড়ানো Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the রাস্তা with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten দ্বারা parasprites, and now আপনি want me to buy আপনি a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are আপনি in a bad mood? বড়দিন is coming soon....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important টাট্টু in this shithole of a town, and আপনি know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to...
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Link: Okay, so, what do we do পরবর্তি on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are আপনি serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't আপনি find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: আপনি will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...
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Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? আপনি mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, নমস্কার Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... নমস্কার Orca.
Orca: So, আপনি want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for আপনি to teach me a new সরানো so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's আন্ডারপ্যান্ট says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few মিনিট of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....
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Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five মিনিট Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, আপনি don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, আপনি can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim বন্দুক at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...
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................... What the fuck.............. Seriously......... What the fuck................... What is this abomination of a fanfic................ just what the fuck is this disaster..................... Well, one things for sure, it's known only as শ্রেক is Love, শ্রেক is Life.
Now, first off, Warning, this is not something আপনি want to see. Unless আপনি are okay with its awfulness, turn back now. Anyway, this fanfic is, THANKFULLY, short. But, there is so much a fanfic can do in just twenty seconds. Trust me, this fanfic does it. And it is horrible. Anyway, it starts with a nine-year-old..........
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Hello everyone. Today, we will be looking at the meme Forever Alone. Now, before we talk about what it is, lets get a little history.
After the Rage Guy, this was the সেকেন্ড of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed অথবা lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his সেকেন্ড comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see আপনি all পরবর্তি time
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(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and আপনি can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do আরো of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere.........
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