Song: link
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, অথবা is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
রামধনু Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll প্রদর্শনী everyone My Little Pornstar: The অনুরাগী Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. রামধনু Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
রামধনু Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
রামধনু Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
রামধনু Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
রামধনু Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
রামধনু Dash: Right. So now that আপনি know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
রামধনু Dash: *Not amused* আপনি really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
রামধনু Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do আপনি do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
রামধনু Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
রামধনু Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
রামধনু Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes আপনি have.
রামধনু Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can আপনি hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
রামধনু Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as রামধনু Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
রামধনু Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do আপনি have anything to say before আপনি do this?
রামধনু Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
সঙ্গীত Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
রামধনু Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
রামধনু Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
সঙ্গীত Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
রামধনু Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If আপনি give them the stuff, yeah.
রামধনু Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
রামধনু Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did আপনি do that for?!
রামধনু Dash: I have to tell আপনি guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
রামধনু Dash: No!! I don't even know where আপনি got that from! Also, why did আপনি tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
রামধনু Dash: It's disgusting! আপনি shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did আপনি crash into my house?
রামধনু Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: আপনি have wings. How could আপনি lose control?
রামধনু Dash: আপনি make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* রামধনু Dash, I saw আপনি out there! That was awesome!
রামধনু Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when আপনি brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, আপনি told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
রামধনু Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't আপনি have something আপনি wanted to tell us?
রামধনু Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are আপনি thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do আপনি read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then আপনি don't have to worry about it.
The পরবর্তি day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving আপনি a pair of wings to compete against রামধনু Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If আপনি win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There আপনি are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo গাধা out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think রামধনু Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with রামধনু Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her রাইফেল at রামধনু Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
রামধনু Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at রামধনু Dash, but misses*
রামধনু Dash: *Nearly gets hit দ্বারা the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
রামধনু Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, অথবা whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* আপনি muthafuckin' white গাধা cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on রামধনু Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots রামধনু Dash in the leg*
রামধনু Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a মেঘ fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
রামধনু Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
রামধনু Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! আপনি know what? I don't even know why I keep putting আপনি in this show!
রামধনু Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: রামধনু Dash, please save me!!!
রামধনু Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope আপনি can!! I hope you're right!!!!
রামধনু Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: আপনি know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
রামধনু Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
রামধনু Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing বন্দুক at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, আপনি ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. আপনি left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
রামধনু Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her বন্ধু অথবা not.
Now this is the end. If আপনি liked this episode, good for you. Become a অনুরাগী of it, and leave a comment. If আপনি didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. আপনি should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope আপনি still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter মোড়ানো Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. আপনি cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter মোড়ানো Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
রামধনু Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no আপনি ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. আপনি can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to রামধনু Dash* Dashie, how's my পছন্দ biyatch?!
রামধনু Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help আপনি clear the clouds mah nigga.
রামধনু Dash: Are আপনি feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I প্রণয় you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
রামধনু Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get আপনি back home.
Back at Twilight's বৃক্ষ home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: আপনি got high, and passed out? রামধনু Dash helped আপনি get back প্রথমপাতা before আপনি caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what আপনি ramblin' about?
Spike: আপনি got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. রামধনু Dash helped আপনি get here before আপনি caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck রামধনু Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a ফ্রোজেন lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* আপনি used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't আপনি just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about আপনি using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing আপনি a favor.
Mayor Mare: আপনি broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have আপনি executed. papillon style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, আপনি out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't আপনি heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, অথবা is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
রামধনু Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll প্রদর্শনী everyone My Little Pornstar: The অনুরাগী Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. রামধনু Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
রামধনু Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
রামধনু Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
রামধনু Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
রামধনু Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
রামধনু Dash: Right. So now that আপনি know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
রামধনু Dash: *Not amused* আপনি really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
রামধনু Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do আপনি do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
রামধনু Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
রামধনু Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
রামধনু Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes আপনি have.
রামধনু Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can আপনি hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
রামধনু Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as রামধনু Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
রামধনু Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do আপনি have anything to say before আপনি do this?
রামধনু Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
সঙ্গীত Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
রামধনু Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
রামধনু Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
সঙ্গীত Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
রামধনু Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If আপনি give them the stuff, yeah.
রামধনু Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
রামধনু Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did আপনি do that for?!
রামধনু Dash: I have to tell আপনি guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
রামধনু Dash: No!! I don't even know where আপনি got that from! Also, why did আপনি tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
রামধনু Dash: It's disgusting! আপনি shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did আপনি crash into my house?
রামধনু Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: আপনি have wings. How could আপনি lose control?
রামধনু Dash: আপনি make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* রামধনু Dash, I saw আপনি out there! That was awesome!
রামধনু Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when আপনি brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, আপনি told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
রামধনু Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't আপনি have something আপনি wanted to tell us?
রামধনু Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are আপনি thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do আপনি read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then আপনি don't have to worry about it.
The পরবর্তি day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving আপনি a pair of wings to compete against রামধনু Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If আপনি win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There আপনি are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo গাধা out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think রামধনু Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with রামধনু Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her রাইফেল at রামধনু Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
রামধনু Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at রামধনু Dash, but misses*
রামধনু Dash: *Nearly gets hit দ্বারা the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
রামধনু Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, অথবা whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* আপনি muthafuckin' white গাধা cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on রামধনু Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots রামধনু Dash in the leg*
রামধনু Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a মেঘ fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
রামধনু Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
রামধনু Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! আপনি know what? I don't even know why I keep putting আপনি in this show!
রামধনু Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: রামধনু Dash, please save me!!!
রামধনু Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope আপনি can!! I hope you're right!!!!
রামধনু Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: আপনি know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
রামধনু Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
রামধনু Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing বন্দুক at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, আপনি ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. আপনি left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
রামধনু Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her বন্ধু অথবা not.
Now this is the end. If আপনি liked this episode, good for you. Become a অনুরাগী of it, and leave a comment. If আপনি didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. আপনি should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope আপনি still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter মোড়ানো Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. আপনি cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
রামধনু Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* নমস্কার Fluttershy, আপনি smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, আপনি are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter মোড়ানো Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
রামধনু Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no আপনি ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. আপনি can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to রামধনু Dash* Dashie, how's my পছন্দ biyatch?!
রামধনু Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help আপনি clear the clouds mah nigga.
রামধনু Dash: Are আপনি feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I প্রণয় you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
রামধনু Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get আপনি back home.
Back at Twilight's বৃক্ষ home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: আপনি got high, and passed out? রামধনু Dash helped আপনি get back প্রথমপাতা before আপনি caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what আপনি ramblin' about?
Spike: আপনি got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. রামধনু Dash helped আপনি get here before আপনি caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck রামধনু Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a ফ্রোজেন lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* আপনি used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't আপনি just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about আপনি using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing আপনি a favor.
Mayor Mare: আপনি broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have আপনি executed. papillon style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, আপনি out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't আপনি heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End