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*Mack was driving down the road, having taken control of the car after Mambo had gotten injured. His suit was smeared with the blood of Chuck, a streak of it across his hockey mask. And yet, he didn’t প্রদর্শনী any remorse in his killing. In fact, no emotion at all was seen in his actions. Not rage, not even enjoyment. It was as if he was a machine that was made for the purpose of killing. Mambo sat in the passenger seat, clutching his bulletwound. Yet, throughout the drive, he didn’t stop looking at Mack. Even he was terrified of him. Despite this, he did his best to make conversation with him*
Mambo: M-Mikey-
Mack: It’s Mack. Mikey’s not here right now
Mambo: W-What the fuck do আপনি mean দ্বারা that anyway?! Goddammit, আপনি can’t just say this kind of shit, dumbass! Start making some fucking sense
*Mack stepped on the breaks of the car, making Mambo jolt অগ্রবর্তী a bit. He pressed his back against the door of the car. Now, he was terrified of him. Mack turned his head to Mambo before speaking again*
Mack: Sorry about the confusion. The friendly one আপনি met was Mikey. I’m Mack. It’s a complicated thing to understand.
Mambo: S-So what? You’re telling me there’s two of আপনি অথবা some shit?
Mack: That’s correct
Mambo: S-So what the hell makes আপনি two so different
Mack: In short, Mikey is talkative and lazy. I just get the job done, whatever that is
Mambo: That so?
*Mack didn’t answer. He just started the car again and continued down the road, heading back to the casino. They were silent again for a moment before Mambo spoke up*
Mambo: আপনি going to take that hockey mask off?
Mack: Not unless I have to. Once the mask is off, I’ll go back to being that idiot Mikey. I prefer to stay for a little while longer.
*Mambo didn’t speak again after that*

Cole: Mikey did what now?
*Cole was sitting at in his chair, lighting a cigarette after flicking a match, lighting the flame. He found Mambo’s words unbelievable. Mambo continued to talk to Cole as Mack stood outside. The casino was closed for the night on account of the job, so he didn’t need to worry about running into guests with his bloodstained uniform.*
Mambo: I’m tellin’ আপনি the truth, Nate. Mikey beat Chuck to death with a shotgun. He’s nothing like we thought. That man… That man is a goddamn psychopath, boss
Cole: আপনি sure about that. Bring Mikey in and we’ll see
*Mambo gave a nod and called out to Mack to come in. The door slowly opened, and in came a blood drenched Mack, still wearing the hockey mask. The sight alone was enough to disturb Mambo. Cole, however, just stared on. He gave a chuckle as he leaned back in his chair* Mikey Baby. Is it true what happened?
*Mack gave a slow nod to Cole’s answer. He only responded with a grin*
Cole: Take off your hockey mask, Mikey. No need to keep it hidden.
*Mack was hesitant. He didn’t really want to do such a thing, but under orders, he had no choice. He grabbed the back of the mask with both hands and slowly pulled it off. Mikey’s eyes slowly blinked before he returned came to. His calmer expression returned, as well as his laid back posture, unlike Mack’s আরো prideful and powerful stance. Mikey looked around the room in a daze, before he looked down at his uniform. The sight of it was enough to bring him to a panic. The sight of blood was almost terrifying. He quickly tore open his dress শার্ট and threw it onto the ground, now only wearing the undershirt. Regardless, Cole chuckled*
Cole: Didn’t notice that before, did you?
Mikey: I-I don’t know what the hell’s going on
Cole: Oh, আপনি don’t? From what আপনি and Mambo told me, it seems like you’re a born killer, Mikey
Mikey: A… A killer?
Cole: আপনি got cotton in your ears, kid? No one gets that kind of splashback from a murder scene without being in the front row. You’re a brutal savage, and that’s what I need. Really wanna scare those fuckers good
Mikey: I-I don’t understand what’s going on, dammit! What is all this
Mambo: Mikey, listen. What we are is not just some casino. We’re…. Well… It’s hard to say to a new member, especially one as confused as you, but… we’re a gang, আপনি could say
Cole: And, a soon to be empire. And we want আপনি to help us, Mikey
Mikey: W-Why in the hell would I do that? I don’t know what’s happening, dammit!
Mambo: Mikey. আপনি don’t know anything about someone named Mack?
Mikey: No, goddammit! What’s with all these প্রশ্ন and stuff anyway. I just followed আপনি to make a delivery. Was that a delivery? Was it really, Mambo?
*Mambo gave a heavy sigh at Mikey’s উত্তর before he responded*
Mambo: Listen, Mikey. That was not a delivery job. It was a hit job, on the boss of the Baddoni Family.
Mikey: Who is the Baddoni Family
*Before Mambo could answer, Cole spoke up*
Cole: What they are are a bunch of goddamn crooks and killers. Sure, we’re no better, but they are the worst of the worst, and they deserve what’s coming to them. Mikey, আপনি owe this casino. We’ll forget about your debts if আপনি choose to help us get rid of the Baddoni Family. And, I’ll pay আপনি good money if আপনি do so.
Mikey: W-What? আপনি want me to kill people? For money?
Cole: আপনি came here looking for fortune, didn’t you? Well now’s your chance to make something of yourself, kid. I’m asking আপনি this as a friend of yours, Mikey Baby. Will আপনি take up my offer?
*Mikey didn’t want to take it. He wanted to leave this casino and run as far as he could. But he knew that he would be done with this place sooner if he just agreed. And he worried for his life, now knowing that Cole was a crime boss. He gulped, a feeling of an iron ball sliding down his throat, before answering*
Mikey: Y-Yes, I accept your offer
Cole: Mikey Baby, আপনি have no idea how happy this makes us all.
*He reached into his drawer and placed three shot glasses onto the desk, and pulled out a bottle of বোরবন whiskey, pouring it into three glasses. As he set the bottle back down, he grabbed the bottom of his chair, and moved back, before moving it around the ডেস্ক to greet the others. Mikey, for the first time, got to see Cole’s legs, অথবা rather, the lack of. His legs were just steel joints, replacing his missing legs, and he was reduced to sitting in a wheelchair. He grabbed hold of his shot glass and raised it up to them. Mambo took his glass without hesitation, while Mikey did so, his hand shaking as he held it.*
Cole: To new business partners and friends
Mambo: To friends
Mikey: T-...To friends

*The very পরবর্তি morning, police had begun an investigation into the scene at the Tutti Frutti Motel, the place where Chuck Baddoni was murdered. His body was covered with a sheet to hide the gruesome display. Though there was a shotgun at the scene, and two capsules from the shells used to fire, along with the two dead bodyguards outside, there was no evidence to point the crime at one certain person. Outside of the hotel, a man stood outside of the place, looking over the scene, smoking a cigarette. His face was hidden behind a brown fedora, his open dress কোট exposing a white dress শার্ট and black tie. He wore black dress pants that went down to his black shoes. His black hair was ever so slightly spiked in the back, as it was just a natural way of ending up. As he took a drag from his cigarette, he made his way to the crime scene, before a police officer stopped him*
Cop: Hey, this is a police investigation! No one can pass through
*The man reached into his pocket and showed him a card with his face on it. The card read, “Domino Hill. Private Detective”. Once the cop looked up, Domino spoke up*
Domino: So what’s the situation
*The cop was hesitant at first, before he spoke up*
Cop: Well, there was a violent murder. Two men were shot to death and the other was beaten to death with a shotgun, his face smashed in and his skull broken.
Domino: I see *He made his way past the police and up the stairs, before picking up one of the handguns used in the murder*
Cop: H-Hey, that’s evidence! আপনি can’t go touching that
Domino: Shut up! I’m trying to check something
*He looked through the clip of the handgun to find three bullets missing. When he checked the other handgun, he found that it was empty, before he turned to the cop*.
Domino: The killer only killed one of these men
Cop: What? How can আপনি tell?
Domino: If what আপনি say is true, than this man has nothing but violent tendencies. He wanted to make the scene as graphic as possible, as if to scare someone. One of these men were killed দ্বারা the other. Most likely দ্বারা accident. The other was shot several times in the face. And as for the guy in the motel… Well, that much is clear. What we are dealing with was not just someone who had a grudge. We’re dealing with a complete psycho.

*Johnny Baddoni tapped his baseball bat on the ground, before gripping it with both hands as he held it up, looking at the pitching machine at the end of the batting cage. Once it started, he swung his bat as hard as he could, striking the walls behind it. He continued to pitch as he heard a car pull up পরবর্তি to the batting cage. He finished getting a few balls struck before he walked over and started the machine up again. As he was ready to go again, a man in a black suit walked over to him and spoke through the cage*
Baddoni Member: Uh… Johnny
Johnny: What is it? I’m very busy
Baddoni Member: It’s about your father
Johnny: What about my old man?
Baddoni Member: ….. He’s dead
*Johnny looked forward, not breaking his batting stance one bit. But he spoke in a whisper*
Johnny: He’s dead?
Baddoni Member: Yes… He was murdered
Johnny: …. দ্বারা who?
Baddoni Member: That’s the thing. We don’t know who did it
Johnny: …. You’re telling me, my old man is dead, and we don’t even got an idea of who the fuck it is?!
*The machine shot a ball at Baddoni. He stomped his right foot onto the ground and swung hard, sending the ball flying. He let out an angry scream as he swung his bat, striking every ball that was fired at him. Once the machine ran out, he ran over and swung his bat at the machine, sending it crashing to the ground in pieces, before he turned to the man*
Johnny: So, that must mean I’m in charge now, right?
Baddoni Member: Y-Yes. You’re the boss, Boss. We’ll be having a meeting with the gang tonight-
Johnny: Good! I’m going to find the man who killed my dad, and I’m going to make that motherfucker pay!
*Johnny swung the door to the batting cage open and made his way towards the exit. As he did, the owner rushed over to see the damage that Johnny did to the batting machine, and turned to him*
Owner: Hey, asshole! আপনি can’t go around smashing my st-
*Johnny swung the শীর্ষ of his bat into the man’s stomach, striking him hard. The man fell to the ground and coughed, clutching his gut as Johnny made his way to the car, his baseball bat dragging along the ground*

*A young woman stepped out of a taxi cab, looking at the evening sky that drenched the New York streets in a রশ্মি of কমলা light. As she looked around, her eyes fell upon the Blue Moon Casino*

*Mikey sat behind the counter of the bar again. He looked down in silence, groaning in agony from the headache all of this has caused him. A killer, working for a dangerous gang, to destroy a mafia family. It was all too much for Mikey to fully comprehend, and he really wished he didn’t have to. As he kept his head low, he heard a voice call behind him*
???: Excuse me, can I get a drink?
Mikey: Y-Yeah, sure
*He turned to see a woman, a woman who he had never seen the likes of before. She had blonde hair that was of shoulder length, hidden underneath a white hat. Her appearance, mixed with her shade of makeup, made her appear glowing, as if she was an angel. She gave a smile to Mikey as he turned*
???: Good evening. I’m Sally Richards
Mikey: D-Do আপনি give your name to all bartenders আপনি meet?
Sally: Only ones I get a good feeling about
Mikey: Do I really give off that feeling
Sally: I can tell when someone is worth having a chat with
Mikey: Can’t say I’m in a talkative mood this evening
Sally: Rough night?
Mikey: …. Yeah. Real rough
Sally: Been there
Mikey: Oh, and the names Mikey Fotona.
*Sally Richards gave a slightly curious look when he gave his name, but she smiled nonetheless*
Sally: Lovely name

*Johnny sat down in a বৃত্ত of chairs with the rest of his crew. His baseball bat was standing in front of him, both of his hands on the bottom of it as his eyes moved around the room*
Member: So, Mr. Baddoni. I'm sorry about your father's passing. Surely, আপনি must be upset-
Johnny: Don't... Don't call me Mr. Baddoni. Just call me Johnny. Mr. Baddoni was for my father only. I shouldn't even be taking his position right now. He should still be here right now, but some fucking bastard killed him
*He gripped his bat tightly in his hands, his eyes looking own at the ground now before he spoke up*
Johnny: I want everyone, every last one of you, in town, looking for any way of finding the motherfucker that did this. Bribe the police, sneak into rival gang businesses, beat the information out of someone, I don't care how it gets done. All I want is to see my fathers killer dead right fucking now! Do I make myself clear?
*Some of the members were a little worried about the course of action Johnny was taking. They looked at one another, before turning to Johnny*
Member: J-Johnny, isn't this a bit much? We are still a business after all
Johnny: I know, goddammit! But what if that guy comes back and tries to kill me, your boss? What if he tries to kill all of you? You're not just going to sit around like a bunch of spineless fucking cowards and let it happen, অথবা worse, run away, are you?
Member: N-No, of course not
Johnny: Then it looks like, as my first action as the new boss, we find the man who killed my dad, Mr. Baddoni, and hang him দ্বারা his fucking intestines. Do I make myself clear
*Once again, the members in the room were a little unsure of this decision. Nevertheless, they nodded their heads in agreement, before standing up and walking out of the room, leaving Johnny to sulk in silence*
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What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.

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Stallion 55: *Standing দ্বারা his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.

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Julia: *Chasing a টাট্টু driving a black Jaguar in the night*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting পরবর্তি to her*...
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Announcer 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to another game of High school Baseball. I’m Dave Davidson
Announcer 2: And I’m John Johnson
Dave: And we got a real good game for আপনি all today. It’s the Trenton Democrats against their rivals, the, and I can’t believe this is the team name, অক্সফোর্ড Fascist Fuckers
John: That’s right, Dave. And it looks like the Fascist Fuckers who are gonna get fucked
Dave: Kinda like your ex-wife
John: Very true. Now, lets look at the best players. For the Trenton Democrats, we have Little Ray, with a height of over 7’5
Dave: I still don’t get why they...
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So remember back in the good ol days of the 90s and early 2000s where playing video games made আপনি a violence loving psychopath? Well if that’s the case, then I think I should be a doctor now cause I have done so much surgery in Trauma Team. And to note, I have not played any of the Trauma Center games. This is the only one I have played.
Back when I was in need of some Wii games and only had Brawl on my list, one of the games I had gotten was Trauma Team, a game I and according to the sales, no one has heard of. The game has six different kinds of characters, all with their own kinds...
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Master Sword: *Watching the opening credits of Airplane!*
Sean The Hedgehog: *Walks in* আপনি know we're starting soon, right?
Master Sword: What??! I thought we had tonight off!!
Sean The Hedgehog: That was last week. Let's go.
Orion: *Refueling a diesel with Percy, and Jeff*
Mily: *Blows her whistle as she passes by* I'm in another cameo! *Giggles*
Orion: She seems cheerful for someone that made a 4 সেকেন্ড appearance.
Rainbow Dash: *Lands পরবর্তি to Orion* It's your পছন্দ pegasus, রামধনু Dash, from The Adventures of রামধনু Dash. I'm hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...
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Welcome to the third তালিকা of the হ্যালোইন related lists. Today, we will be looking at the apparitions from the other world, অথবা in a আরো understandable term, ghosts. What makes ghosts so iconic is that no one knows if they are evil, good, অথবা just plane pissed off. That is what makes ghosts so interesting. So, today, let us look at these specters and see which ones are on the list. Rules, as usual. Only one ghost per franchise and only the ones I’ve seen. Now, with that said, let’s get started

#10: Sim Ghosts from The Sims

Now, death is real hard for anyone. Whether it’s a loved one that...
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Let’s talk about the media- They suck. Okay, that was fun. Lets talk about video game controversy. This is when a game as something that is so violent and disturbing, that the media will begin talking about, and cause a widespread uproar. However, most video game controversies are just…. insanely stupid. So, this is the তালিকা for the stupidest video game controversies ever.

#10: Violence from Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Atari - Now, I’m sure all of আপনি horror অনুরাগী out there have seen অথবা at least heard of the 1974 horror movie classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So, it’s no doubt that a game...
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After the first worst bosses list, I failed to believe that there could exist আরো awful bosses. I have hope in game creators that they will do everything in their power to make bosses আরো fun, challenging, and worth my time, and would never find আরো bosses as bad as those in the past… I was an idiot to think that! While I do believe there exists আরো good video game bosses than bad bosses, that doesn’t mean there aren’t bad video game bosses out there. And let me tell you, they are, for a fact, out there. And they are really bad. So, naturally, the same rules as it was previously,...
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Mike: Heeey.
Sean: What do আপনি want Fonzi?
Mike: Ladies. *Blows his horn*
Rosie: *Pops up in front of him*
Mike: Uuuhhh....
Sean: Too much for আপনি to handle? *Chuckles as he leaves*
Snowflake: What is it with that red diesel? Blowing his horn just to attract steam engines? Anyways, I'm Snowflake from Ponies On The Rails, and I'll be your hostess tonight. We're finishing off this segment of the S.S.S.S with another episode of On The Block, and The Adventures of রামধনু Dash. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping,...
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Okay, so, there are a lot of Troll Creepypastas out there. I know that they were made to just be a bunch of jokes…. but… This one is just so bad, it’s good. It takes all the cliches of a modern ক্রিপিপাস্তা and intentionally makes this story bad. So, here it is. I present আপনি The দিন of All The Blood. The most intentionally awful ক্রিপিপাস্তা I’ve read.
So, it starts with this guy who is just walking, then suddenly, he starts bleeding all over the place. See, that is a joke to those ক্রিপিপাস্তা cliches that use too much blood. Trust me, it gets kinda funny from here on you. His blood fills...
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So, I have had this game called Dead Island in my game লাইব্রেরি for some time. Once, I ব্যক্ত this game was bad. It kinda made a lot of people angry. Though, that was before I was an accurate critic. So, now, I see that I shouldn't have called the game bad.... I should have called it a fucking boring mess of a zombie game. I mean, what the fuck kind of garbage is this shit?
Okay, so, আপনি have all the main characters. This game lets আপনি play as four characters. I hate them all. They are just a bunch of boring characters with no personality, and they say fuck আরো then your average rager. But, I'm...
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Hey, here is a Mario fanfic. Guess what? It sucks. Yeah, this one here is a real big fuck up, and it is known as Mario’s Inner Insanity. দ্বারা the end of this, I think I’ll be the one who’s insane. Also, the author’s ব্যবহারকারী নাম is Mr. Steal আপনি Ho, so, right off the bat, I can tell we’re going to “enjoy” this fanfic.
So, the fanfic starts with Bowser kidnapping Mario. Now, this fanfic can’t decide if it wants to be told in first অথবা third person. One minute, Mario’s telling us the story, and the next, there’s a narrator. Get used to that, because the fanfic is going to talk about...
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