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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, অথবা Fable: The হারিয়ে গেছে Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, অথবা Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The হারিয়ে গেছে Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need নায়ক to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities, swords of righteous power, walking স্যুইটস্‌ of armor, and weird voice acting. I প্রণয় it a lot. This was one of the games I had when I started to collect video games eight years ago, and now the লাইব্রেরি can barely fit onto one shelf. Fable has a very simple world for আপনি to explore, yet one that is so nice to look at even in sixth generation console graphics that I have fun going through them. From the nice bustling towns of Albion to the calm autumn forests to the quiet snowy landscapes, these environments are always really nice. I remember trying real hard as a kid to get everything done in this game. Complete all the sidequests, unlock all the silver chests, open all the Demon Doors, and collect all the rare weapons. Some of these weapon descriptions really made me laugh. I like that the dry, witty sense of humor from the first Fable carried over to Fable II. But what separates this game from the other Fables is challenge. In Fable II, if আপনি lose all your health, আপনি come right back up, but now আপনি have a barely noticeable scar. In Fable: The হারিয়ে গেছে Chapters, if আপনি die, that’s it. Game over. It was quite the wake up call for me as I went to this game after Fable II and got my গাধা kicked a few times. I had to actually try to plan ahead in this game and ready myself for what was to come. I really enjoyed the side quests of this game. Hell, the main story at the beginning felt less like a story and আরো of something like a weekly প্রদর্শনী with no real continuous plot. Just do basic quests and gain popularity with the people. I like it when it is just a simple mission that doesn’t really have a connecting plot. It gives it a sort of TV প্রদর্শনী vibe and I really like those. It’s why I like some of Grasshopper’s games like Killer is Dead অথবা Killer7.
Fable: The হারিয়ে গেছে Chapters is far from the grand RPG that I remember it being, but I still প্রণয় it. I am aware of the multitude of lies from this game such as the whole acorn incident and what not, but I never knew that when I played the game, and after learning about it, I still loved this game and still see it as a nostalgic classic. There are better RPGs out there, hell, even better western ones, but I still প্রণয় coming back to this game for the humor, the nice overworld, and the fun side quests, and no amount of Peter’s lies will change that.
Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one দ্বারা far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, দ্বারা far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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Link: Man, this job is a lot আরো fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone দ্বারা killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears সঙ্গীত behind waterfall) What is this. The সঙ্গীত is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...
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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do আপনি get when আপনি get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ আপনি get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...
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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on আগুন again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs অথবা any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative অথবা thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but আরো of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...
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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting আরো than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much হারিয়ে গেছে the only person...
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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one আরো person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. আপনি mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: আপনি want your reward অথবা not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট store
Tetra:...
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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, দ্বারা setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...
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Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK আপনি (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the পরবর্তি Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are আপনি still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
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Final ফ্যান্টাসি 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't do that,...
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People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in প্রশ্ন is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, আপনি will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...
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সত্বর Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! আপনি had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that আপনি were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. আপনি have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what আপনি did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard সত্বর justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. আপনি can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...
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Technophilia

November, 2099. The sun has become a dim light that was once a magnificent star. The Earth has grown cold and dark. Soon the sun will go out. No one who can afford to leave stays there, and those that do stay on Earth only do so for reasons of nostalgia অথবা lack of finances. The outer solar system has now become humanity’s home. Large মহাকাশ stations have been built on asteroids all across the solar system. The first of these was the মহাকাশ colony known as New Olympus. What started out as a small colony on a large rock has grown into a massive empire, where neon lights shine brighter...
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So despite the fact that I talked about Dual Destinies, it is not my পছন্দ of the Ace Attorney games. Sure, I am aware of it’s really good story and it’s technical advancements to the franchise, but my পছন্দ in the franchise is the very first one I played… And considering the narrative in the franchise, it may not have been great to start with the third game in the franchise, but whatever.
Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations follows Phoenix Wright in his third বছর of being a defense lawyer. As he deals with the past that is coming back to haunt him in the form of a mysterious...
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(NOTE: This is an old প্রবন্ধ I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a প্রদর্শনী that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my পছন্দ as well, so understand that before পাঠ করা this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF আপনি THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...
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