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So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack দ্বারা everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
আপনি play as either a noble human, a noble অথবা peasant Dwarf অথবা a peasant অথবা tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, আপনি end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the group that runs from the fight, only আপনি and a very few number of Wardens are left. All that is left for আপনি to do is to travel around the kingdom, gaining the help of four major groups, all in the hopes of stopping the Darkspawn before they can destroy all humans. Yes, this sounds like the nerdiest shit in the world, and I am aware of that, but this game is still a ton of fun, and can get real dark too. আপনি got a clan of নেকড়ে-মানুষ being hunted দ্বারা Elves to near extinction after one of the Elves was raped and murdered, আপনি a blood mage that is on trial for murder only because of the magic he practices, and আপনি have the Darkspawn stealing Dwarf women to become hideous monsters and that is just a whole other level of fuckery I’d rather not get into right now. Regardless of all this, the game is still a ton of fun. The combat isn’t anything special, but the story is amazing. No choice আপনি make is bad, at least for you. Some people gotta suffer, but regardless, আপনি need an army to save the kingdom and whatever happens, আপনি gotta live with that decision. Do আপনি want an corrupt tyrant who knows how to run a country to rule over the Dwarf city অথবা would আপনি rather a kind hearted moron do it. Do আপনি want to gain the strength of a mass army on your side to help in your fight অথবা do আপনি want the allies আপনি have to stick with you. Speaking of which, I প্রণয় the characters in this game. All of them. Alistar is a cocky guy who is always quick to make jokes, Oghren has a ton of crude jokes but is a beast on the battlefield, and Liliana is a real fun character to be around for her backstory and her kind behavior. And then there’s Dog…. And he’s just a Dog…. I প্রণয় him. Despite all that, and the humor আপনি get from your party members banter, a lot of this game can get real heavy real fast, but doesn’t feel forced অথবা anything. It just feels like a true epic tale of ড্রাগন and warriors and I প্রণয় every সেকেন্ড of it. No game has ever made me want to replay the game as soon as the credits were over, but damn if Dragon Age didn’t give me that feeling.
Dragon Age: Origins truly was a one of a kind game. Dragon Age II was a complete failure of a game, and while Inquisition tried to bring it all back, I just didn’t feel it with the long, drawn out side missions. No, Dragon Age: Origins was the true experience for me, and while it’s a shame that it’s sequels weren’t as good, and a real damn shame EA will never continue the franchise, I was just glad I got to play this game.
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When আপনি hit that play button, আপনি are going to listen to the greatest theme song ever created for a TV show.
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Wind: (Sitting at coffee ভান্দার with Cody) So, আপনি think that homosexuals come from space
Cody: Well, how else do people just… become gay
Wind: Thinking it through mentally, maybe
Cody: Nah, that’s silly
(A large protest group walks down the street)
Cody: What’s that?
Wind: A protest, it seems. Let’s see if the cops start to beat them up (Heads out, and Cody follows)

Arnold: We can’t let this racism keep going
Wind: (Passes through the crowd) Get out of my way (Gets to the front of the crowd) Excuse me, but what the hell are আপনি talking about
Arnold: Do আপনি not see the racism around us. Blacks,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
~Story~

Bishop, Rollen “Roll”, and Tiny Tom are all video game making novices, all wanting to make it big in the gaming industry. However, they lack any skill in creating a game. So, they decide to head to a place known as Glass Sky Hills, where they hope to meet a man known as The Prodigy, who has created several amazing games. When they find The Prodigy, they find him to be a high schooler just like them, named Maximilian, with his alias name being Max 1. Million, but asks the others to call him Maxwell. His প্রণয় for gaming completely blocks out his প্রণয় for other things, including people,...
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#10: ACT OF VALOR:
He liked Hardcore Henry.
So this movie is KIND of like that. It feels like a game of Call of Duty. I know he doesn't like call of duty. But how can he hate marines shooting the shit out of rapists and terrorists..


#9: লন্ডন HAS FALLEN:
I can't wait to see this movie again.
I প্রণয় watching it and seeing how WRONG the reviewers are. I'm gonna remember this one for a LONG time..


#8: TOTAL RECALL:
He probably has. But if not.. It's Arnold, that's all he needs to know..


#7: BRAVEHEART:
He probably has though..


#6: PLATOON:
It'd pretty old. And he probably doesn't like charlie sheen....
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist দ্বারা the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in খুঁজুন of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed দ্বারা a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
This review is just a simple letter from a couple of মিনিট ago. I am posting this, because দ্বারা the time আপনি read this, I will be completely insane. And for very good reasons. The reason for my unexpected madness comes from what has to be one of the worst creations ever made in the history of mankind. A creation so evil, that it can even break the most mentally strong. And this abomination that was allowed to walk the earth is none other than the travesty known as Sonichu.
Now, I am not going to be talking about the comics. Instead, I will focus on the character itself, which, honestly, is probably...
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Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the নৌকা Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...
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Cut Purse

Being the proud leader of the Manehatten Mafia at the age of fourteen, he was প্রদত্ত much power. He is a very calm headed man, but, he is also very sadistic, always wanting to kill his enemies himself in painful ways, such as forcing them to drink gasoline before lighting them on আগুন from the inside, to cutting off pieces of their flesh and feeding it to his dog until they are just a skeleton. He is a merciless, and possibly psychotic, crime boss who is very well known in the criminal underworld, for his জনপ্রিয় sales of rare drugs and deadly weapons. He had Master Sword work for him...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
 Cory
Cory
???: (Reads newspaper) How did these guys make money. I swear, they sure do know how to pull of a job

???: (REads newspaper) Huh... Hey, I only know one person who would hold a bomb to scare people. I thought I'd never meet him again.

???: I do see the car they drive. And I see the license plate

???: How do the police miss there license plate. Nevermind. The sooner I find those two, the better

Nick: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) (Opens cupboard) (Pulls out coffee beans) (Throws coffee beans in garbage) (Pulls out bottle of liqour and drinks it)
Cody: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) Hey, where are the...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
 Cody's Car
Cody's Car
(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of বিয়ার on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want আপনি sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: আপনি shitting...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
I don’t know what it is, but I always enjoyed foggy environments. I mean sure, people have gotten into… আরো than one car accident in them, but they still fascinate me no matter what. It’s almost as fascinating to me as snow is (Trust me, that’s an upcoming list). Though, unlike snow, fog is used to give off something scary, depressing, অথবা mysterious. And I freaking প্রণয় that. Hell, even making this list, it’s foggy right now. So, what better time to make a তালিকা about foggy environments. Now, some rules. Only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise, as usual. Also,...
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There are a lot of DLC, and if আপনি are a true gamer, DLC is something আপনি usually… don’t have high expectations for. They either sell আপনি a bunch of worthless clothing and items for how they would be priced in real life, give আপনি on disc DLC, অথবা even force আপনি to buy their DLC because they have the ending to a game held for ransom. Game companies usually use one of these horrible tactics, অথবা hell, even all of them (Capcom), but what about the few exceptions. What about those guys who use DLC right, giving আপনি a small game for half the price of the original game. That there is perfect DLC,...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the meme known only as Zerg Rush. No, let us explain the history of Zerg Rush.
Now, the Zerg Rush started in the famous online strategy game called Starcraft. In it was an alien race known as Zerg. The Zerg was mostly known for their ability to mass produce very quickly. Before আপনি knew it, they were swarming with them on the battle field. Zergs also used a specific attack called Rush. Rush was an attack that had them use there energy to rush at an enemy to get there quicker. So, when an online video was পোষ্ট হয়েছে of it, the internet began to...
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The first one is a parody of Legend Of Zelda
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~Story~

In London, 1927, a large set of crimes have taken place. However, a detective my the name of Montgomery Smith has been seen as one of the best detectives in London, solving cases that would seem impossible for anyone else. This is due to Smith being a paranormal detective, অথবা a detective who solves crimes involving paranormal activity অথবা black magic, as many people use those to commit different crimes. However, Smith is warned of a dangerous threat from an unknown masked thief simply known as Mask Man.

~Characters~

Montgomery Smith (Or Detective Smith)

A twenty six বছর old detective who...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Wind: (At home, angry)
Hannah: (Walks in) Well, I was able to make some বন্ধু at school
Wind: After being there for only a day?
Hannah: I guess I’m just that জনপ্রিয়
Wind: I don’t give a shit
Hannah: Oh, whatever. I’m just gonna go to Nicole’s house for a sleepover
Wind: Nicole? আপনি mean Cody’s sister
Hannah: Yep. And if আপনি try anything, I’ll kill আপনি
Wind: Please, like I’d be interested in your dumb shit
(Later, that night)
Wind: (Reading book)
Cody: (Walks right in the house without knocking, along with James) Hey, fagstick, how’s it going
Wind: What is this, a fucking...
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When it comes to the চলচ্চিত্র made দ্বারা Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit অথবা miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie দ্বারা Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.



Now, I don’t...
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