So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack দ্বারা everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
আপনি play as either a noble human, a noble অথবা peasant Dwarf অথবা a peasant অথবা tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, আপনি end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the group that runs from the fight, only আপনি and a very few number of Wardens are left. All that is left for আপনি to do is to travel around the kingdom, gaining the help of four major groups, all in the hopes of stopping the Darkspawn before they can destroy all humans. Yes, this sounds like the nerdiest shit in the world, and I am aware of that, but this game is still a ton of fun, and can get real dark too. আপনি got a clan of নেকড়ে-মানুষ being hunted দ্বারা Elves to near extinction after one of the Elves was raped and murdered, আপনি a blood mage that is on trial for murder only because of the magic he practices, and আপনি have the Darkspawn stealing Dwarf women to become hideous monsters and that is just a whole other level of fuckery I’d rather not get into right now. Regardless of all this, the game is still a ton of fun. The combat isn’t anything special, but the story is amazing. No choice আপনি make is bad, at least for you. Some people gotta suffer, but regardless, আপনি need an army to save the kingdom and whatever happens, আপনি gotta live with that decision. Do আপনি want an corrupt tyrant who knows how to run a country to rule over the Dwarf city অথবা would আপনি rather a kind hearted moron do it. Do আপনি want to gain the strength of a mass army on your side to help in your fight অথবা do আপনি want the allies আপনি have to stick with you. Speaking of which, I প্রণয় the characters in this game. All of them. Alistar is a cocky guy who is always quick to make jokes, Oghren has a ton of crude jokes but is a beast on the battlefield, and Liliana is a real fun character to be around for her backstory and her kind behavior. And then there’s Dog…. And he’s just a Dog…. I প্রণয় him. Despite all that, and the humor আপনি get from your party members banter, a lot of this game can get real heavy real fast, but doesn’t feel forced অথবা anything. It just feels like a true epic tale of ড্রাগন and warriors and I প্রণয় every সেকেন্ড of it. No game has ever made me want to replay the game as soon as the credits were over, but damn if Dragon Age didn’t give me that feeling.
Dragon Age: Origins truly was a one of a kind game. Dragon Age II was a complete failure of a game, and while Inquisition tried to bring it all back, I just didn’t feel it with the long, drawn out side missions. No, Dragon Age: Origins was the true experience for me, and while it’s a shame that it’s sequels weren’t as good, and a real damn shame EA will never continue the franchise, I was just glad I got to play this game.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
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The বৃত্ত comes from the right, followed দ্বারা Wind's name. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
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An airplane was flying over the Midwest en route to Los Angeles.
Alan: *Sitting পরবর্তি to Harry* Finally, we're getting a well deserved vacation.
Harry: To beautiful California.
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Six Shooters 3
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
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Back when making low budget চলচ্চিত্র wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, there was a man দ্বারা the name of Sam Raimi, who made a couple of short films, but nothing too special. However, after getting a budget of just over just under four hundred thousand, and a studio crew, he started to work on one of his first movies. Who would have thought that his first movie would be his best movie and one of my পছন্দ চলচ্চিত্র of all time. That movie is The Evil Dead
Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
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Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where আপনি put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope আপনি don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where আপনি eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the আগুন challenge, where আপনি set yourself on আগুন for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Jazz Band: *Playing সঙ্গীত with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*
July 20th, 1919
PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*
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The Broadway Limited
Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.
Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
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So when আপনি hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final ফ্যান্টাসি franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my পছন্দ from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final ফ্যান্টাসি X
Final ফ্যান্টাসি X follows what any other Final ফ্যান্টাসি game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, অথবা whatever আপনি wanna...
Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a আরো edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, অথবা in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
So, playing রাস্তা Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in রাস্তা Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted আরো from রাস্তা Fighter II. And রাস্তা Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an প্রবন্ধ a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, অথবা আরো rather, a তালিকা of my শীর্ষ 100 পছন্দ games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
