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Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops পরবর্তি to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.
8 AM
Goldhoof
8:30 AM
Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.
Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up আরো stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw আপনি enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are আপনি doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws অনুরাগী into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.
Mares and stallions, I bring to আপনি Goldhoof
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
applejack as Apples Galore
Big Macintosh as Goldhoof
Applebloom as Bloom
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
A korean টাট্টু as Wierdjob
Fenix Lighter as himself, just like every other pony. NOW LETS START THIS
The beginning takes place at a hotel in Las Pegasus
Con: Hello Fenix.
Fenix: Con, how are you?
Con: Very well. What did আপনি want to প্রদর্শনী me?
Fenix: I want আপনি to look at that red টাট্টু over there *points at Goldhoof*
Con: What about him?
Fenix: That's Goldhoof, he is obsessed with gold, and doesn't like losing. Looks like he's taking another টাট্টু to the cleaners.
Con: Has he ever হারিয়ে গেছে before?
Fenix: Never.
Con: Sounds like he's cheating then.
Goldhoof: Alright lets do this.
Gambliing pony: Best two out of three?
Goldhoof: Eeyup *shuffles cards*
Con: I think somepony is feeding him information.
Fenix: What makes আপনি say that?
Con: A filly with binoculars *walks away*
After leaving his best friend Con makes his way into the same room that the filly is in.
Con: Shouldn't আপনি be learning how to not cheat?
Bloom: No I'm learning how to get paid for cheating.
Con: *pulls Bloom away from window* Your too young to do anything with gambling.
Wierdjob: *knocks Con out*
When Con wakes up he finds Bloom laying in a bed. She is completely covered in gold, and is dead.
Con: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THIS TO A FILLY?!!?
The পরবর্তি দিন Con returned to the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.
P: Did আপনি enjoy your vacation?
Con: Yes, I even saw Fenix.
P: What did he have to say?
Con: He told me about somepony named Goldhoof. He killed a filly দ্বারা turning her into gold.
P: Well that's interesting, because I have an assignment for আপনি to find Goldhoof. I want আপনি to find out on what he's doing, and if he is a danger to us অথবা not. S here will প্রদর্শনী আপনি your weapons, gadgets, and car.
Con: Car?
S: That's right. Follow me.
S then takes Con into a room with gadgets being tested.
Con: What's under the tarp?
S: Your car. *pulls tarp* An Aston Maretin DP5
Con: What can it do?
S: I installed some devices on here. One of them আপনি can use to change the license plate in case আপনি get out of an epic car chase. *changes license plate*
Con: Interesting, what about attacking?
S: The only thing close enough for attacking are the oil slicks.
Con: *looks inside car* What button do I press?
S: Easy! আপনি almost pushed the ejector button.
Con: Oh.
S: This also has a radar, and speaking of radar I have a device that will track আপনি down on our radars. One big one, and a small one.
Con: Cool. Anything else?
S: Your usual M1911, but the clip is modified to hold 23 bullets.
Con: How many clips do I get?
S: Five *gives stuff to Con* Goldhoof will be heading to a golf course দ্বারা the neighagra falls. আপনি will find a grey unicorn as your caddy.
Con: 0008 I gotta go *leaves for golf course*
আপনি all know how golf works, but that doesn't mean they'll play দ্বারা the rules. অথবা will they?
It's time to start the golf match. But আপনি must wait!
Con: Hello Goldhoof
Goldhoof: Con, nice to meet you.
0008: Hi Con.
Con: Where is your caddy?
Goldhoof: I'm not sure.
Wierdjob: *arrives scaring Con big time*
Goldhoof: lol, আপনি must excuse wierdjob. He doesn't talk, and does wierd jobs for me.
Con: I noticed.
The match starts, and things get wierd towards the 12th hole.
Goldhoof: *hits golf ball*
Con: Looks like it landed in the rough.
Goldhoof: Damnit
They check to see where it landed.
Con: If আপনি can't find it, then you'll have a 1 stroke penalty
Goldhoof: What?! That aint fair!
Con: We're doing a parody of a movie of course it isn't fair!
Goldhoof: *ragequits*
0008: Too easy
Con: Yeah for you.
After leaving the golf course Con sets one of the radar devices into Goldhoof's car. Con then checks his radar. He follows him, not aware of a another টাট্টু following him.
Goldhoof: *hears noise* What's that noise?
Wierdjob: I don't know
Goldhoof: You're not supposed to talk! *stops car*
Con: *stops car*
Lyra: *grabs rifle*
Goldhoof: What is this thing? *throws tracker away*
Lyra: *shoots at Con, and misses*
Con: ...
Lyra: *drives away*
Lyra was chasing Con again, and as a result Con flattened Lyra's tires.
Lyra: You've gotta be kidding me!
Con: Wow a double blow out. How rare.
Lyra: The side of my car is also scratched.
Con: Shouldn't have tried to ram me.
Con then offers Lyra a ride to a service station further down the road.
Con: Why were আপনি following me?
Lyra: I noticed আপনি were trying to follow Goldhoof.
Con: Do আপনি work for him?
Lyra: That isn't your business.
Con: It became my business when I saw a filly he killed.
Lyra: Bloom?
Con: Yes.
Lyra: Ok I'll tell আপনি everything আপনি need to know.
দ্বারা the time Lyra tells Con everything they get to the service station. Con continues leaving Lyra.
Several hours later Con got toward a factory owned দ্বারা Goldhoof.
Con: *notices korean ponies driving trucks*
korean টাট্টু 56: follow him
Con: *floors it*
korean টাট্টু 34: Good thing Wierdjob is with us
Wierdjob: *knods head* Why am i not allowed to talk?
korean টাট্টু 34: *hits wierdjob with shovel* that's why!
Con: *activates oil slick*
korean টাট্টু 56: *spins out of control off a cliff*
korean টাট্টু 35: *blocks road*
Con: *drives in ditch*
Wierdjob: *jumps out of truck*
Con: *runs off*
Korean টাট্টু 54: STOP!
Wierdjob: *takes off hat*
Con: *Watches with confusion*
Korean টাট্টু 54: Run off and আপনি die from this hat.
Con: and if I stay?
Korean টাট্টু 54: We kidnap আপনি
The koreans towed Con's car out of the ditch, and made him get in, following the other trucks.
Korean টাট্টু 48: We will turn left here.
Con: Right. *turns right*
Korean টাট্টু 48: *pulls out pistol*
Con: *activates ejector seat*
other koreans: *shoot with SMG's*
Wierdjob: *pushes korean টাট্টু 34 out of driver seat*
korean টাট্টু 67: *shoots Con in shoulder*
Con: *drives into দেওয়াল knocked out*
20 মিনিট later Con wakes up to find himself laying on a টেবিল with Goldhoof standing দ্বারা him
Goldhoof: First আপনি beat me at golf, then আপনি try to intrude on my factory
Con: I'm sorry. NOT!
Goldhoof: Sarcasm sucks.
Con: Do আপনি expect me to talk?
Goldhoof: No Mr. Mane I expect আপনি to die *activates laser*
Korean টাট্টু 44: *plays dramatic music*
Goldhoof: This laser will slowly cut আপনি to death.
Con: You're not even going to interrogate me?
Goldhoof: What could C.I.E possibly know about what I'm up to?
Con: Operation Homerun
Goldhoof: হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ two words Mr. Mane. Nothing important to you!
Con: Can আপনি afford to take that chance?!
Goldhoof: Turn it off
korean টাট্টু 44: *turns laser off with the ending of music*
Goldhoof: You're quite right Mr. Mane, you're worth আরো to me alive
Korean টাট্টু 44: *shoots Con with tranquiliser*
After the effects of the tranquilizer wear off Con finds himself on a plane.
Con: Who are you?
mare: My name is Apples Galore
Con: *looks around* Is this a dream?
AG: No. আপনি are flying towards Sweet আপেল Acres.
Con: What for?
AG: We are stealing all the স্বর্ণ from the largest স্বর্ণ depository.
Con: Ponyville?
Goldhoof: Eeyup. আপনি are going to be my prisoner/assistant.
Con: What am I helping আপনি with?
Goldhoof: You'll know when the time comes.
The plane lands at the ponyville airport, and Goldhoof takes his "guests" to sweet আপেল acres in a station wagon. WOW
Goldhoof: Lets get your pilots set Apples.
Apples: Get to your airplanes!
pilots: *take off performing tricks*
Con: They're good
Apples: They should be, Ah trained them.
pilot 1: drop the gas!
pilots: *drop gas*
After dropping gas in Ponyville, all the ponies fell asleep. They would remain so for 6 hours. When all the ponies fell asleep, it looked bad. Cars crashed into each other with some of them on their sides, while other ponies fell off balconies, and died.
Korean টাট্টু 67: নমস্কার I know you.
Con: Yeah, আপনি shot me.
Goldhoof: Allright. Ah would like to thank y'all for coming here.
9 resident stallions: your welcome.
Goldhoof: Now to প্রদর্শনী আপনি my plan. *shows model of fort corn*
Mr. Olos: What is this?
Goldhoof: This is fort corn. Sort of named after Unicorns.
Mr. Sir Evans: What do আপনি tend to do?
Goldhoof: Steal all the স্বর্ণ of course.
Mr. Olos: Of course.
Goldhoof: What do আপনি mean দ্বারা that?
Mr. Olos: আপনি are a redneck trying to steal gold.
Goldhoof: And after that I blow the fort up.
Mr. Smith: What? Are আপনি insane?
Goldhoof: This is a bomb made দ্বারা koreans, and it will contaminate the স্বর্ণ so it will be mine, and mine only!
Mr. Olos: This is crazy, I don't want any part of this.
Con: *writes letter*
Goldhoof: Ok, where do আপনি live?
Mr: Olos: Fillydelphia.
Goldhoof: Wierdjob, take Mr. Olos to the trainstation so he can go to Fillydelphia.
Con: *folds letter putting mini tracker in it*
Goldhoof: Take the series 65, and make sure আপনি get the job done.
Wierdjob: *knods head*
Con: *places letter in Mr Olos' shirt*
Goldhoof: Now, lets go steal some gold!
Later in another part of Ponyville
Fenix: Thanks for the coffee.
Waitress: Your welcome, that'll be 1 bit.
Fenix: No problem *pays for coffee with tip*
Shredder: Why am i here again?
Fenix: We need to help Con in case he's been kidnapped দ্বারা Goldhoof.
Shredder: He's a unicorn, if he gets into any trouble he can use magic to escape.
Fenix: Then they shoot him before he leaves. He probably has his location marked on the radar. *walks to car*
Shredder: What is this?
Fenix: A Dodge Alicorn with spy equipment.
Wierdjob: *drives past Fenix*
Shredder: He must have past us.
Fenix: Lets go then *follows radar*
Mr. Olos: নমস্কার the trainstation is that way.
Korean টাট্টু 63: This is a quick route
Shredder: He might be in a car on this highway
Fenix: He could be.
But Con was in a stolen troop truck heading into Fort Corn. The টাট্টু on Fenix's radar was heading to a scrapyard. He was tied to the chair, and couldn't get out. Wierdjob was going to crush the car.
Mr Olos: আপনি can't do this! Whatever আপনি have planned will fail!
korean টাট্টু 63: *shoots Mr, Olos*
Wierdjob: *crushes car*
Shredder: The dot disappeared.
Fenix: That's not like Con at all. We better check fort corn.
Wierdjob: *passes Fenix on other side of road*
Korean টাট্টু 63: Why are the remains of the Coltillac behind our truck?
Wierdjob: *shrugs*
Back at Fort ভূট্টা
Goldhoof: Get the bomb set up at the bottom of the fort, and have Con handcuffed to it.
Korean টাট্টু 41: Yes sir.
Con: You're an গাধা আপনি know that?
Wierdjob: *shows up*
Korean টাট্টু 63: The job is done.
Goldhoof: Why did আপনি bring the rest of the car here?
Korean টাট্টু 63: We have no idea.
Fenix: Oh boy. Goldhoof is already there. They're holding Con hostage.
Shredder: Let's kill them then.
Fenix: I have a plan *drives backwards doing a burnout*
Goldhoof: What the hay?
Ponyville soldiers: *wake up*
Sgt. Sprinkles: We have intruders!
Korean টাট্টু 41: সরানো
Con: Oh kay >:(
korean ponies: *shoot soldiers*
soldiers: *shoot koreans*
Fenix: M.I.3 let me pass!
Sgt. Sprinkles: Sure
Shredder: I'm with him.
Con was taken into the basement where the bomb was only to find Wierdjob.
Con: Oh great
Korean টাট্টু 41: *cuffs Con to bomb* আপনি two enjoy yourselves now.
Wierdjob: *hits Con*
Con: *uses magic to get rid of hoofcuffs*
Wierdjob: *hits Con, and pushes him to floor*
Con: *looks at timer, 60 সেকেন্ড left*
Wierdjob: *throws hat*
Con: *dodges then grabs hat*
Wierdjob: *moves to right*
Con: *throws hat, and misses, hitting a fence*
Wierdjob: *walks toward hat*
Con: *electrifies fence*
Wierdjob: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Fenix: Con!
Con: Which wire do I cut?!
Fenix: The right one!
Con: *cuts wire on right defusing bomb*
Fenix: Ach, that was close.
Con: Too close
Fenix: Yeah. I got আপনি a flight to Canterlot. When Princess Celestia invites আপনি to lunch, আপনি can't say no.
After the fight in Fort Corn, all the korean ponies were either executed অথবা sent to jail.
Con was in the plane when this happened.
Apples: Did y'all miss me?
Con: Very. Where were you?
Apples: Thinking about you.
Goldhoof: আপনি miss her, but not me?
Con: আপনি tried to kill me, of course I don't miss you.
Goldhoof: You've interfeared with mah plans for the last time Mr. Mane!
Con: Be careful pointing বন্দুক in an airplane. It's not smart.
Goldhoof: Watch me *shoots gun*
At that moment the bullet from Goldhoof's gun richoceted all over the plane then breaking a window.
Goldhoof: OH NO!!
Con: I warned you!
Goldhoof: *falls out window*
The airplane then went flying out of control, then Con, and Apples Galore jumped out with a parachute.
Fenix: OMC CON!!
Apples: M.I.3 is worried about us.
Con: This is no time to be rescued *kisses Apples Galore*
The End
Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops পরবর্তি to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.
8 AM
Goldhoof
8:30 AM
Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.
Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up আরো stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw আপনি enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are আপনি doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws অনুরাগী into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.
Mares and stallions, I bring to আপনি Goldhoof
Starring
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
applejack as Apples Galore
Big Macintosh as Goldhoof
Applebloom as Bloom
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
A korean টাট্টু as Wierdjob
Fenix Lighter as himself, just like every other pony. NOW LETS START THIS
The beginning takes place at a hotel in Las Pegasus
Con: Hello Fenix.
Fenix: Con, how are you?
Con: Very well. What did আপনি want to প্রদর্শনী me?
Fenix: I want আপনি to look at that red টাট্টু over there *points at Goldhoof*
Con: What about him?
Fenix: That's Goldhoof, he is obsessed with gold, and doesn't like losing. Looks like he's taking another টাট্টু to the cleaners.
Con: Has he ever হারিয়ে গেছে before?
Fenix: Never.
Con: Sounds like he's cheating then.
Goldhoof: Alright lets do this.
Gambliing pony: Best two out of three?
Goldhoof: Eeyup *shuffles cards*
Con: I think somepony is feeding him information.
Fenix: What makes আপনি say that?
Con: A filly with binoculars *walks away*
After leaving his best friend Con makes his way into the same room that the filly is in.
Con: Shouldn't আপনি be learning how to not cheat?
Bloom: No I'm learning how to get paid for cheating.
Con: *pulls Bloom away from window* Your too young to do anything with gambling.
Wierdjob: *knocks Con out*
When Con wakes up he finds Bloom laying in a bed. She is completely covered in gold, and is dead.
Con: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THIS TO A FILLY?!!?
The পরবর্তি দিন Con returned to the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.
P: Did আপনি enjoy your vacation?
Con: Yes, I even saw Fenix.
P: What did he have to say?
Con: He told me about somepony named Goldhoof. He killed a filly দ্বারা turning her into gold.
P: Well that's interesting, because I have an assignment for আপনি to find Goldhoof. I want আপনি to find out on what he's doing, and if he is a danger to us অথবা not. S here will প্রদর্শনী আপনি your weapons, gadgets, and car.
Con: Car?
S: That's right. Follow me.
S then takes Con into a room with gadgets being tested.
Con: What's under the tarp?
S: Your car. *pulls tarp* An Aston Maretin DP5
Con: What can it do?
S: I installed some devices on here. One of them আপনি can use to change the license plate in case আপনি get out of an epic car chase. *changes license plate*
Con: Interesting, what about attacking?
S: The only thing close enough for attacking are the oil slicks.
Con: *looks inside car* What button do I press?
S: Easy! আপনি almost pushed the ejector button.
Con: Oh.
S: This also has a radar, and speaking of radar I have a device that will track আপনি down on our radars. One big one, and a small one.
Con: Cool. Anything else?
S: Your usual M1911, but the clip is modified to hold 23 bullets.
Con: How many clips do I get?
S: Five *gives stuff to Con* Goldhoof will be heading to a golf course দ্বারা the neighagra falls. আপনি will find a grey unicorn as your caddy.
Con: 0008 I gotta go *leaves for golf course*
আপনি all know how golf works, but that doesn't mean they'll play দ্বারা the rules. অথবা will they?
It's time to start the golf match. But আপনি must wait!
Con: Hello Goldhoof
Goldhoof: Con, nice to meet you.
0008: Hi Con.
Con: Where is your caddy?
Goldhoof: I'm not sure.
Wierdjob: *arrives scaring Con big time*
Goldhoof: lol, আপনি must excuse wierdjob. He doesn't talk, and does wierd jobs for me.
Con: I noticed.
The match starts, and things get wierd towards the 12th hole.
Goldhoof: *hits golf ball*
Con: Looks like it landed in the rough.
Goldhoof: Damnit
They check to see where it landed.
Con: If আপনি can't find it, then you'll have a 1 stroke penalty
Goldhoof: What?! That aint fair!
Con: We're doing a parody of a movie of course it isn't fair!
Goldhoof: *ragequits*
0008: Too easy
Con: Yeah for you.
After leaving the golf course Con sets one of the radar devices into Goldhoof's car. Con then checks his radar. He follows him, not aware of a another টাট্টু following him.
Goldhoof: *hears noise* What's that noise?
Wierdjob: I don't know
Goldhoof: You're not supposed to talk! *stops car*
Con: *stops car*
Lyra: *grabs rifle*
Goldhoof: What is this thing? *throws tracker away*
Lyra: *shoots at Con, and misses*
Con: ...
Lyra: *drives away*
Lyra was chasing Con again, and as a result Con flattened Lyra's tires.
Lyra: You've gotta be kidding me!
Con: Wow a double blow out. How rare.
Lyra: The side of my car is also scratched.
Con: Shouldn't have tried to ram me.
Con then offers Lyra a ride to a service station further down the road.
Con: Why were আপনি following me?
Lyra: I noticed আপনি were trying to follow Goldhoof.
Con: Do আপনি work for him?
Lyra: That isn't your business.
Con: It became my business when I saw a filly he killed.
Lyra: Bloom?
Con: Yes.
Lyra: Ok I'll tell আপনি everything আপনি need to know.
দ্বারা the time Lyra tells Con everything they get to the service station. Con continues leaving Lyra.
Several hours later Con got toward a factory owned দ্বারা Goldhoof.
Con: *notices korean ponies driving trucks*
korean টাট্টু 56: follow him
Con: *floors it*
korean টাট্টু 34: Good thing Wierdjob is with us
Wierdjob: *knods head* Why am i not allowed to talk?
korean টাট্টু 34: *hits wierdjob with shovel* that's why!
Con: *activates oil slick*
korean টাট্টু 56: *spins out of control off a cliff*
korean টাট্টু 35: *blocks road*
Con: *drives in ditch*
Wierdjob: *jumps out of truck*
Con: *runs off*
Korean টাট্টু 54: STOP!
Wierdjob: *takes off hat*
Con: *Watches with confusion*
Korean টাট্টু 54: Run off and আপনি die from this hat.
Con: and if I stay?
Korean টাট্টু 54: We kidnap আপনি
The koreans towed Con's car out of the ditch, and made him get in, following the other trucks.
Korean টাট্টু 48: We will turn left here.
Con: Right. *turns right*
Korean টাট্টু 48: *pulls out pistol*
Con: *activates ejector seat*
other koreans: *shoot with SMG's*
Wierdjob: *pushes korean টাট্টু 34 out of driver seat*
korean টাট্টু 67: *shoots Con in shoulder*
Con: *drives into দেওয়াল knocked out*
20 মিনিট later Con wakes up to find himself laying on a টেবিল with Goldhoof standing দ্বারা him
Goldhoof: First আপনি beat me at golf, then আপনি try to intrude on my factory
Con: I'm sorry. NOT!
Goldhoof: Sarcasm sucks.
Con: Do আপনি expect me to talk?
Goldhoof: No Mr. Mane I expect আপনি to die *activates laser*
Korean টাট্টু 44: *plays dramatic music*
Goldhoof: This laser will slowly cut আপনি to death.
Con: You're not even going to interrogate me?
Goldhoof: What could C.I.E possibly know about what I'm up to?
Con: Operation Homerun
Goldhoof: হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ two words Mr. Mane. Nothing important to you!
Con: Can আপনি afford to take that chance?!
Goldhoof: Turn it off
korean টাট্টু 44: *turns laser off with the ending of music*
Goldhoof: You're quite right Mr. Mane, you're worth আরো to me alive
Korean টাট্টু 44: *shoots Con with tranquiliser*
After the effects of the tranquilizer wear off Con finds himself on a plane.
Con: Who are you?
mare: My name is Apples Galore
Con: *looks around* Is this a dream?
AG: No. আপনি are flying towards Sweet আপেল Acres.
Con: What for?
AG: We are stealing all the স্বর্ণ from the largest স্বর্ণ depository.
Con: Ponyville?
Goldhoof: Eeyup. আপনি are going to be my prisoner/assistant.
Con: What am I helping আপনি with?
Goldhoof: You'll know when the time comes.
The plane lands at the ponyville airport, and Goldhoof takes his "guests" to sweet আপেল acres in a station wagon. WOW
Goldhoof: Lets get your pilots set Apples.
Apples: Get to your airplanes!
pilots: *take off performing tricks*
Con: They're good
Apples: They should be, Ah trained them.
pilot 1: drop the gas!
pilots: *drop gas*
After dropping gas in Ponyville, all the ponies fell asleep. They would remain so for 6 hours. When all the ponies fell asleep, it looked bad. Cars crashed into each other with some of them on their sides, while other ponies fell off balconies, and died.
Korean টাট্টু 67: নমস্কার I know you.
Con: Yeah, আপনি shot me.
Goldhoof: Allright. Ah would like to thank y'all for coming here.
9 resident stallions: your welcome.
Goldhoof: Now to প্রদর্শনী আপনি my plan. *shows model of fort corn*
Mr. Olos: What is this?
Goldhoof: This is fort corn. Sort of named after Unicorns.
Mr. Sir Evans: What do আপনি tend to do?
Goldhoof: Steal all the স্বর্ণ of course.
Mr. Olos: Of course.
Goldhoof: What do আপনি mean দ্বারা that?
Mr. Olos: আপনি are a redneck trying to steal gold.
Goldhoof: And after that I blow the fort up.
Mr. Smith: What? Are আপনি insane?
Goldhoof: This is a bomb made দ্বারা koreans, and it will contaminate the স্বর্ণ so it will be mine, and mine only!
Mr. Olos: This is crazy, I don't want any part of this.
Con: *writes letter*
Goldhoof: Ok, where do আপনি live?
Mr: Olos: Fillydelphia.
Goldhoof: Wierdjob, take Mr. Olos to the trainstation so he can go to Fillydelphia.
Con: *folds letter putting mini tracker in it*
Goldhoof: Take the series 65, and make sure আপনি get the job done.
Wierdjob: *knods head*
Con: *places letter in Mr Olos' shirt*
Goldhoof: Now, lets go steal some gold!
Later in another part of Ponyville
Fenix: Thanks for the coffee.
Waitress: Your welcome, that'll be 1 bit.
Fenix: No problem *pays for coffee with tip*
Shredder: Why am i here again?
Fenix: We need to help Con in case he's been kidnapped দ্বারা Goldhoof.
Shredder: He's a unicorn, if he gets into any trouble he can use magic to escape.
Fenix: Then they shoot him before he leaves. He probably has his location marked on the radar. *walks to car*
Shredder: What is this?
Fenix: A Dodge Alicorn with spy equipment.
Wierdjob: *drives past Fenix*
Shredder: He must have past us.
Fenix: Lets go then *follows radar*
Mr. Olos: নমস্কার the trainstation is that way.
Korean টাট্টু 63: This is a quick route
Shredder: He might be in a car on this highway
Fenix: He could be.
But Con was in a stolen troop truck heading into Fort Corn. The টাট্টু on Fenix's radar was heading to a scrapyard. He was tied to the chair, and couldn't get out. Wierdjob was going to crush the car.
Mr Olos: আপনি can't do this! Whatever আপনি have planned will fail!
korean টাট্টু 63: *shoots Mr, Olos*
Wierdjob: *crushes car*
Shredder: The dot disappeared.
Fenix: That's not like Con at all. We better check fort corn.
Wierdjob: *passes Fenix on other side of road*
Korean টাট্টু 63: Why are the remains of the Coltillac behind our truck?
Wierdjob: *shrugs*
Back at Fort ভূট্টা
Goldhoof: Get the bomb set up at the bottom of the fort, and have Con handcuffed to it.
Korean টাট্টু 41: Yes sir.
Con: You're an গাধা আপনি know that?
Wierdjob: *shows up*
Korean টাট্টু 63: The job is done.
Goldhoof: Why did আপনি bring the rest of the car here?
Korean টাট্টু 63: We have no idea.
Fenix: Oh boy. Goldhoof is already there. They're holding Con hostage.
Shredder: Let's kill them then.
Fenix: I have a plan *drives backwards doing a burnout*
Goldhoof: What the hay?
Ponyville soldiers: *wake up*
Sgt. Sprinkles: We have intruders!
Korean টাট্টু 41: সরানো
Con: Oh kay >:(
korean ponies: *shoot soldiers*
soldiers: *shoot koreans*
Fenix: M.I.3 let me pass!
Sgt. Sprinkles: Sure
Shredder: I'm with him.
Con was taken into the basement where the bomb was only to find Wierdjob.
Con: Oh great
Korean টাট্টু 41: *cuffs Con to bomb* আপনি two enjoy yourselves now.
Wierdjob: *hits Con*
Con: *uses magic to get rid of hoofcuffs*
Wierdjob: *hits Con, and pushes him to floor*
Con: *looks at timer, 60 সেকেন্ড left*
Wierdjob: *throws hat*
Con: *dodges then grabs hat*
Wierdjob: *moves to right*
Con: *throws hat, and misses, hitting a fence*
Wierdjob: *walks toward hat*
Con: *electrifies fence*
Wierdjob: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Fenix: Con!
Con: Which wire do I cut?!
Fenix: The right one!
Con: *cuts wire on right defusing bomb*
Fenix: Ach, that was close.
Con: Too close
Fenix: Yeah. I got আপনি a flight to Canterlot. When Princess Celestia invites আপনি to lunch, আপনি can't say no.
After the fight in Fort Corn, all the korean ponies were either executed অথবা sent to jail.
Con was in the plane when this happened.
Apples: Did y'all miss me?
Con: Very. Where were you?
Apples: Thinking about you.
Goldhoof: আপনি miss her, but not me?
Con: আপনি tried to kill me, of course I don't miss you.
Goldhoof: You've interfeared with mah plans for the last time Mr. Mane!
Con: Be careful pointing বন্দুক in an airplane. It's not smart.
Goldhoof: Watch me *shoots gun*
At that moment the bullet from Goldhoof's gun richoceted all over the plane then breaking a window.
Goldhoof: OH NO!!
Con: I warned you!
Goldhoof: *falls out window*
The airplane then went flying out of control, then Con, and Apples Galore jumped out with a parachute.
Fenix: OMC CON!!
Apples: M.I.3 is worried about us.
Con: This is no time to be rescued *kisses Apples Galore*
The End
Why are there all these "parent review" sites..
Descibing everything BAD about Hellsing Ultimate, ALL war movies, Walking Dead, Grand Theft Auto... ANYTHING adult themed..
It's called ADULT THEMED for a reason.
Shit like Hellsing Ultimate is NOT for kids, so my question, why were আপনি letting them watch it in the first place.
Frankly if I watched Hellsing Ultimate as a child, I would be even আরো screwed up than I already am.
That shit is freaky.
And as for grand Theft Auto.
"it's not fuckin real!"
Please get that though your heads.
Cops aren't morons, they wouldn't just "give up" cause they হারিয়ে গেছে sight of you.
They know what আপনি would look like now.
And if আপনি resist arrest and shoot at them, their aim won't excatly be "Major's" aim, like displayed in the game..
Descibing everything BAD about Hellsing Ultimate, ALL war movies, Walking Dead, Grand Theft Auto... ANYTHING adult themed..
It's called ADULT THEMED for a reason.
Shit like Hellsing Ultimate is NOT for kids, so my question, why were আপনি letting them watch it in the first place.
Frankly if I watched Hellsing Ultimate as a child, I would be even আরো screwed up than I already am.
That shit is freaky.
And as for grand Theft Auto.
"it's not fuckin real!"
Please get that though your heads.
Cops aren't morons, they wouldn't just "give up" cause they হারিয়ে গেছে sight of you.
They know what আপনি would look like now.
And if আপনি resist arrest and shoot at them, their aim won't excatly be "Major's" aim, like displayed in the game..
