Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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I dislike the books, but after seeing image after image labeled "Twilight sucks", as well as মতামত after মতামত with the words, I'm beginning to see why we can be accused of being "haters."

"Sucks" is not a swear word. To say something sucks is not going to send আপনি to hell. But it is derogatory, and immature, and does not lead to any real discussion. Well, unless some mature Twilighter comes along and say, "I see that আপনি think Twlight sucks. Why?" That might spark discussion. But the twilighter has the upperground in that debate, considering the anti has already shown her immaturity দ্বারা using the term "sucks."

When I hear the word, I think of frat boys leaning out the windows of SUV screaming at rival বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় students "COUGARS SUCK!" (Note: The WSU Cougars happen to be my alma mater's rival.) It's not really becoming of an intellectual, which I know everyone on here is (or at least, tries to be). It's a juvenile slang that's OK in the halls of high schools অথবা middle schools and on television, and complaining about things in your life (ala "My life sucks!"). However, it adds no real substance to the great বিতর্ক over the issues and topics in Twilight. The প্রতিমূর্তি people are adding are funny, and sometimes make excellent points through humor. Sometimes, the প্রতিমূর্তি are not mature (but still funny), but I'm willing to accept that so long as it doesn't come with the শিরোনাম "Twilight Sucks." We can all indulge in a little immaturity every now and then.

But I guess what I'm asking of আপনি antis is, be nice. Use your words. Be respectful of people who like Twilight and may take offense to আপনি using the term "sucks" to describe it. I know this has been going on for a long time, but that's exactly why I think it's run its course and we should put an end to it. "Twilight sucks," Oh, haha, yes, OK, there we go, let's সরানো on.

OK?

link.
OK, I know আপনি guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's প্রণয় is the best and most romantic প্রণয় of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.

I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.

Physical Attraction
...And আরো of it.
Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded দ্বারা average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...
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The Harry Potter vs Twilight war is a huge phenomenon in the literary world. We have প্রবন্ধ floating around in the Internet (even in CAT) where both camps vehemently defend their fandoms. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but today, I am not going to take sides. How it started, and how it evolved in a full-scale clash between অনুরাগী of both series is something I would cover in this article.

It started off with a few websites claiming Twilight is the new Harry Potter. Harry Potter fans, of course, would not take it sitting down, and they wrote প্রবন্ধ with reasons why Harry Potter is better than...
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posted by renrae
We have a discussion on the ফোরাম here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
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1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the চুম্বন in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the...
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Source: somewhere from গুগুল images.
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Source: http://blackdahlia.deviantart.com/art/It-s-Twilight-Time-91626320
Analyzing the Twilight Phenomena

First off, I’d like to mention that I am not a psychologist. Everything আপনি read is just my own analyzing and since I am interested in Psychology and Behaviorism I decided to make an প্রবন্ধ of what I think is the basic reason for Twilight’s enormous popularity. I hope আপনি will enjoy it.

Recently I came across a post at the ফোরাম that ব্যক্ত about Twilight: ” [it’s] a bit childish to say its a failure, because if it is, then why do so many people (And not just crazy teenage girls either) প্রণয় Twilight huh?”.

I have seen this argument countless of times...
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I was in the eleventh grade when I first read the fourth book : Breaking Dawn. Here I will express my opinion about it.

I liked actually the first parts of the book,they really got me interested and then when I read the other chapters of the book I got really,really bored and almost fell asleep. I think that it was very good that Bella finally became a vampire because it was time for her to overcome her fear and insecurities.
I wondered what would have happened if Bella had made an abortion and haven't প্রদত্ত birth to that spawn. It would be very interesting if that had happened. Actually I liked the book better than the film and I liked only the first part of the film because it was আরো interesting and had some kind of storyline.
I personally regret having watched the সেকেন্ড part of the film .
Please no Jacob hate. Thx:)
Everything and Nothing-Boom Circuits
Lyrics:
One আরো body left all alone[Jacob is left দ্বারা Bella]
She's made another হৃদয় her home[Bella choosing Edward]
Lost between the sea and the sky
An অ্যাঞ্জেল learning how to fly[i think this is how Bella is learning to adjust to her new vampire-self অথবা Jacob learning to cope with the situation]


She floats above our bodies asleep in their graves
Dancing in the moonlight glow[i feel like this is Bella once Jacob is dead. Shes like dancing because she is content with her life?]

(I can't have her, save me from her)[repeated throughout song....
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For those who like the basic vampire romance dynamic in Twilight but don’t necessarily like its execution, I highly recommend the Swedish vampire film Let the Right One In. I just rented this a few days পূর্বে and fell in প্রণয় with it. I think it’s one of my শীর্ষ films of all time. It has many elements that are similar to Twilight in terms of vampire romance, but it treats the subject much আরো seriously and is a bit truer to the vampire characteristics traditional to the last fifty years of movie-making.

It’s about a boy named Oskar who’s bullied at school and is in a pretty bad place....
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posted by Dragonclaws
The Critical Analysis of Twilight spot has always been controversial. Twilight অনুরাগী frequently প্রতিবেদন distaste with the spot, thinking it’s a hate spot. The response is that it’s not a hate spot but sometimes antis get carried away and antis should watch to make sure they don’t intimidate Twilight fans, but that Twilight অনুরাগী should grow a tougher skin. Normally I would agree with this sentiment, but I feel that C.A.T. has become আরো of an anti-Twilight spot that is largely unfriendly to the Twilight fan. I think the fundamental problem with the C.A.T. spot is that it tries to be for...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a স্নেহ চুম্বন sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright আপনি win!
*calls him*
Jacob: নমস্কার its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 ঘন্টা Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*
posted by HecateA
On this beautiful spot of fanpop, there's a video link to "Charlie reads Twilight". Originally its "Alex read Twilight". Anyways, I checked it out.
It's this guy, he's about 20 years old I'd say, and he bought himself a copy of Twilight. He reads this on camera, making his comments, one chapter per video. And he's absolutely HILARIOUS! He points out things like odd phrases ("the sun was at the wrong place in the sky") and grammar faults. He sees little things আপনি might not have found yourself.
The চলচ্ছবি do contain a bit of swearing but other then that, they are mostly all right.
There are tons of anti stories out there, and mine is probably no different than yours. (If you, are, of course, an Anti.) However, it all started out the very দিন I picked up the book Twilight...

I heard many মতামত about Twilight, how wonderful the series was, and how wonderful Edward and Bella's প্রণয় was. As usual, I resisted. But my friends, who were all Twilight fans, kept insisting that I read the most amazing book in the history of books. So I'm like, "Hey! I missed out on Harry Potter-(I only read Harry Potter when I was nine, when I could have read it when I was seven, all because...
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The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. অথবা a joke quickly written দ্বারা me because it's been ages since I পোষ্ট হয়েছে here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros অথবা antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear আপনি hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight অগ্রবর্তী suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...
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Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off দ্বারা saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The অভিনয় is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written দ্বারা a five বছর old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...
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If আপনি have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into প্রবন্ধ ফোরাম thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One দিন Bella fell over while being chased দ্বারা Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and ব্যক্ত - "Edward, what are আপনি doing? আপনি know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...
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posted by kayleebabee
Is it just me অথবা is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. পরবর্তি she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack আপনি rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes আপনি guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear স্বর্ণ contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade অথবা ক্র্যানবেরি রস (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when আপনি are screaming it at his...
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