Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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I dislike the books, but after seeing image after image labeled "Twilight sucks", as well as মতামত after মতামত with the words, I'm beginning to see why we can be accused of being "haters."

"Sucks" is not a swear word. To say something sucks is not going to send আপনি to hell. But it is derogatory, and immature, and does not lead to any real discussion. Well, unless some mature Twilighter comes along and say, "I see that আপনি think Twlight sucks. Why?" That might spark discussion. But the twilighter has the upperground in that debate, considering the anti has already shown her immaturity দ্বারা using the term "sucks."

When I hear the word, I think of frat boys leaning out the windows of SUV screaming at rival বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় students "COUGARS SUCK!" (Note: The WSU Cougars happen to be my alma mater's rival.) It's not really becoming of an intellectual, which I know everyone on here is (or at least, tries to be). It's a juvenile slang that's OK in the halls of high schools অথবা middle schools and on television, and complaining about things in your life (ala "My life sucks!"). However, it adds no real substance to the great বিতর্ক over the issues and topics in Twilight. The প্রতিমূর্তি people are adding are funny, and sometimes make excellent points through humor. Sometimes, the প্রতিমূর্তি are not mature (but still funny), but I'm willing to accept that so long as it doesn't come with the শিরোনাম "Twilight Sucks." We can all indulge in a little immaturity every now and then.

But I guess what I'm asking of আপনি antis is, be nice. Use your words. Be respectful of people who like Twilight and may take offense to আপনি using the term "sucks" to describe it. I know this has been going on for a long time, but that's exactly why I think it's run its course and we should put an end to it. "Twilight sucks," Oh, haha, yes, OK, there we go, let's সরানো on.

OK?

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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
This প্রবন্ধ may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised




Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I প্রণয় you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so আপনি have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the প্রণয় of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, আপনি sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 বছর olds and 17 বছর olds...
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Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice অথবা animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton অথবা the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style প্রতীকী despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it দ্বারা a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a অনুরাগী of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, অথবা adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...
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It's called "Daughter of Darkness" দ্বারা V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 বছর old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused দ্বারা their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation অথবা abuse. আপনি have to read between the...
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This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why আপনি should have too.

In my mind, when an লেখক creates a story with a new অথবা different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...
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posted by XxGigglesxX
1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...
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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....
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posted by TriaRose
Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As আপনি have probably guessed, I am লেখা to আপনি concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the বই as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 অথবা so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then আপনি throw in three...
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After পাঠ করা the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" দ্বারা bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella রাজহাঁস a heroine. If আপনি do, আপনি have got a really great deal of imagination, অথবা a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight অনুরাগী would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...
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Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the লেখক of Twilight অথবা her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this প্রবন্ধ is purely academic speculation inspired দ্বারা a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every অনুরাগী knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...
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Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the অনুরাগী base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...
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Disclaimer: The শিরোনাম of the প্রবন্ধ may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my প্রবন্ধ that I have পোষ্ট হয়েছে on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to তালিকা my শীর্ষ 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...
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A hilarious BD spoof. Jacob is hungry for Renesmee's love...and a McFlurry, :P
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but আরো often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would ভ্যাম্পায়ার go to high school?”, অথবা “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, অথবা can be logically theorized. These are usually followed দ্বারা “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, অথবা “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, অথবা my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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