Omelet is a ghetto word.

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person পরবর্তি to আপনি if they know how to tap into top-secret পঁচকোণ files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the মোছা key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever আপনি hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard দ্বারা reaching over, saying "Excuse...

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some আরো that I came up with too, hope আপনি enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to খুঁজুন the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa ব্যক্ত sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause আপনি realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are আপনি gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...

Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad অথবা somthing?"
no আপনি look beautiful dont ever think আপনি are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher ব্যক্ত "Class আপনি will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher ব্যক্ত "I want আপনি to draw what ever আপনি feel in your heart.What...

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your মণ্ডল and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When আপনি get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when আপনি reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a চমস and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two বন্ধু riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a টাট্টু with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red শিয়াল is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when আপনি sneeze because when আপনি sneeze, your হৃদয় stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A শামুক can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only জন্তু জানোয়ার that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders আরো than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

Ride mechanical ঘোড়া বিষয়ক with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the সঙ্গীত store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos অথবা rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

Act like আপনি know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: পিজা becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their প্রশ্ন with questions.
Ask about পিজা maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...