Omelet is a ghetto word.

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on অথবা off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to প্রদর্শনী the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of আপনি just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name ট্যাগ to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours...