Omelet is a ghetto word.

1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and আপনি don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask আপনি a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what আপনি ব্যক্ত right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. আপনি should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were আপনি talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does...

found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan আপনি money, tell them আপনি just filed for bankruptcy and আপনি could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, অথবা is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If আপনি get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping অথবা whatever. See how long that commission...