Omelet is a ghetto word.

*ps: G.A.B= gang against bullying*


I ran into the elementary school.My P.D.B.D (personal daily bully detector )was beeping like crazy! "This must be the place!" I ব্যক্ত as i entered the hallways of the school."I hope the rest of the gang comes." I muttered under my breath as I rounded the corner only for my P.D.B.D ring like crazy.My eyes widend as I saw the wrost case of bullying i have ever seen. The kid's underwear was in a texas wedgie and they were smoking.The bully was smiling and for a সেকেন্ড i thought of the devil.I sighed a sigh of relief when the rest of the gang arrived."Stop...

For my friend.
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If আপনি climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a ষাঁড় from the front, a horse from the rear অথবা a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean আপনি have to offer it a place to sit down.

If আপনি find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the ফ্রোজেন খাবার doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps আপনি out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around বড়দিন time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if আপনি can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

1. When আপনি get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend আপনি are deaf.

4. If he asks if আপনি knew how fast আপনি were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if আপনি can see his gun.

6. When he says আপনি aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him দ্বারা his first name.

11. Pretend আপনি are gay and ask...