#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, আপনি want to run? Huh? আপনি want to run, আপনি want to disrespect me? আপনি want to fuck with me? I mean, আপনি come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and আপনি want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give আপনি thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat আপনি up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE আপনি FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, আপনি CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell আপনি what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches বাক্স aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do আপনি have a fucking problem in your head? Do আপনি think I am bullshitting you, do আপনি think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed আপনি once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell আপনি the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: আপনি are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. আপনি see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE আপনি every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM অথবা ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! অথবা THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like আপনি know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) দ্বারা the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: আপনি enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking ক্রুশ and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: আপনি boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really প্রণয় you, cause আপনি two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did আপনি say? What did আপনি say? DO আপনি WANT ME TO SLICE আপনি OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! আপনি FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... অথবা আপনি die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't আপনি laughing now like আপনি did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? আপনি see, thing is, up there, আপনি thought আপনি had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, আপনি thought আপনি had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) আপনি hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. আপনি didn't think I knew আপনি were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! আপনি showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here আপনি are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave আপনি that ink, hmm? I asked আপনি a question: who give আপনি that ink, hmm? Citra give আপনি that ink, my sister give আপনি that ink, huh? আপনি think that makes আপনি one of us? আপনি think that makes আপনি like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do আপনি have any idea how fucking rude that was?
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, আপনি want to run? Huh? আপনি want to run, আপনি want to disrespect me? আপনি want to fuck with me? I mean, আপনি come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and আপনি want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give আপনি thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat আপনি up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE আপনি FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, আপনি CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell আপনি what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches বাক্স aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do আপনি have a fucking problem in your head? Do আপনি think I am bullshitting you, do আপনি think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed আপনি once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell আপনি the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: আপনি are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. আপনি see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE আপনি every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM অথবা ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! অথবা THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like আপনি know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) দ্বারা the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: আপনি enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking ক্রুশ and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: আপনি boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really প্রণয় you, cause আপনি two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did আপনি say? What did আপনি say? DO আপনি WANT ME TO SLICE আপনি OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! আপনি FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... অথবা আপনি die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't আপনি laughing now like আপনি did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? আপনি see, thing is, up there, আপনি thought আপনি had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, আপনি thought আপনি had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) আপনি hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. আপনি didn't think I knew আপনি were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! আপনি showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here আপনি are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave আপনি that ink, hmm? I asked আপনি a question: who give আপনি that ink, hmm? Citra give আপনি that ink, my sister give আপনি that ink, huh? আপনি think that makes আপনি one of us? আপনি think that makes আপনি like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do আপনি have any idea how fucking rude that was?
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, অথবা পাতিহাঁস and Josh. Heck. Even আইকার্লি isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his চলচ্ছবি (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, অথবা পাতিহাঁস and Josh. Heck. Even আইকার্লি isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his চলচ্ছবি (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The হাঙ্গর may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most জনপ্রিয় mistake that people make. সরানো slowly toward the কূল অথবা a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms অথবা kick অথবা splash while আপনি swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the হাঙ্গর and the open ocean, সরানো away, অথবা else the হাঙ্গর will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the হাঙ্গর DOSE attack, আপনি still need to stay calm. I know this is easier ব্যক্ত than done. But. আপনি need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The হাঙ্গর may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most জনপ্রিয় mistake that people make. সরানো slowly toward the কূল অথবা a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms অথবা kick অথবা splash while আপনি swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the হাঙ্গর and the open ocean, সরানো away, অথবা else the হাঙ্গর will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the হাঙ্গর DOSE attack, আপনি still need to stay calm. I know this is easier ব্যক্ত than done. But. আপনি need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
Jonah
