#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, আপনি want to run? Huh? আপনি want to run, আপনি want to disrespect me? আপনি want to fuck with me? I mean, আপনি come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and আপনি want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give আপনি thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat আপনি up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE আপনি FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, আপনি CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell আপনি what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches বাক্স aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do আপনি have a fucking problem in your head? Do আপনি think I am bullshitting you, do আপনি think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed আপনি once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell আপনি the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: আপনি are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. আপনি see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE আপনি every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM অথবা ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! অথবা THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like আপনি know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) দ্বারা the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: আপনি enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking ক্রুশ and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: আপনি boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really প্রণয় you, cause আপনি two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did আপনি say? What did আপনি say? DO আপনি WANT ME TO SLICE আপনি OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! আপনি FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... অথবা আপনি die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't আপনি laughing now like আপনি did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? আপনি see, thing is, up there, আপনি thought আপনি had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, আপনি thought আপনি had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) আপনি hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. আপনি didn't think I knew আপনি were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! আপনি showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here আপনি are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave আপনি that ink, hmm? I asked আপনি a question: who give আপনি that ink, hmm? Citra give আপনি that ink, my sister give আপনি that ink, huh? আপনি think that makes আপনি one of us? আপনি think that makes আপনি like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do আপনি have any idea how fucking rude that was?
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, আপনি want to run? Huh? আপনি want to run, আপনি want to disrespect me? আপনি want to fuck with me? I mean, আপনি come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and আপনি want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give আপনি thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat আপনি up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE আপনি FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, আপনি CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell আপনি what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches বাক্স aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do আপনি have a fucking problem in your head? Do আপনি think I am bullshitting you, do আপনি think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed আপনি once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell আপনি the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: আপনি are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. আপনি see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE আপনি every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM অথবা ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! অথবা THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like আপনি know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) দ্বারা the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: আপনি enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking ক্রুশ and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: আপনি boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really প্রণয় you, cause আপনি two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did আপনি say? What did আপনি say? DO আপনি WANT ME TO SLICE আপনি OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! আপনি FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... অথবা আপনি die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't আপনি laughing now like আপনি did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? আপনি see, thing is, up there, আপনি thought আপনি had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, আপনি thought আপনি had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) আপনি hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. আপনি didn't think I knew আপনি were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! আপনি showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here আপনি are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave আপনি that ink, hmm? I asked আপনি a question: who give আপনি that ink, hmm? Citra give আপনি that ink, my sister give আপনি that ink, huh? আপনি think that makes আপনি one of us? আপনি think that makes আপনি like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do আপনি have any idea how fucking rude that was?
#1:
Why is canada a নিরাপদ country?
"Cause the mighty king রাজহংসী gives us খাবার to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my কচ্ছপ against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
হ্যালোইন falls on a Friday the 13th this বছর for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a নিরাপদ country?
"Cause the mighty king রাজহংসী gives us খাবার to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my কচ্ছপ against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
হ্যালোইন falls on a Friday the 13th this বছর for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"
#2:
Guy: What আপনি doing with it anyway?
Christian: আপনি know. It's probably one of those things আপনি SHOULDN'T ask about.
#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!
#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"
#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..
#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"
#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"
#8:
Jimmy: Why are আপনি holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.
#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"
#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...
#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to প্রণয় about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..
#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so জনপ্রিয় on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..
#2: SMOSH:
I প্রণয় these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid ইউটিউব stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has আরো than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...
#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to প্রণয় about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..
#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so জনপ্রিয় on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..
#2: SMOSH:
I প্রণয় these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid ইউটিউব stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has আরো than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..
But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.
So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..
It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden অথবা Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I প্রণয় EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.
Either way.
Maybe আপনি guys have "different" opinions..
If so.
Say about it in your comments..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..
But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.
So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..
It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden অথবা Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I প্রণয় EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.
Either way.
Maybe আপনি guys have "different" opinions..
If so.
Say about it in your comments..
