#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, আপনি want to run? Huh? আপনি want to run, আপনি want to disrespect me? আপনি want to fuck with me? I mean, আপনি come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and আপনি want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give আপনি thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat আপনি up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE আপনি FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, আপনি CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell আপনি what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches বাক্স aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do আপনি have a fucking problem in your head? Do আপনি think I am bullshitting you, do আপনি think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed আপনি once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell আপনি the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: আপনি are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. আপনি see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE আপনি every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM অথবা ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! অথবা THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like আপনি know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) দ্বারা the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: আপনি enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking ক্রুশ and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: আপনি boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really প্রণয় you, cause আপনি two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did আপনি say? What did আপনি say? DO আপনি WANT ME TO SLICE আপনি OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! আপনি FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... অথবা আপনি die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't আপনি laughing now like আপনি did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? আপনি see, thing is, up there, আপনি thought আপনি had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, আপনি thought আপনি had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) আপনি hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. আপনি didn't think I knew আপনি were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! আপনি showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here আপনি are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave আপনি that ink, hmm? I asked আপনি a question: who give আপনি that ink, hmm? Citra give আপনি that ink, my sister give আপনি that ink, huh? আপনি think that makes আপনি one of us? আপনি think that makes আপনি like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do আপনি have any idea how fucking rude that was?
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, আপনি want to run? Huh? আপনি want to run, আপনি want to disrespect me? আপনি want to fuck with me? I mean, আপনি come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and আপনি want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give আপনি thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat আপনি up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE আপনি FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, আপনি CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell আপনি what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches বাক্স aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do আপনি have a fucking problem in your head? Do আপনি think I am bullshitting you, do আপনি think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed আপনি once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell আপনি the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: আপনি are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. আপনি see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE আপনি every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM অথবা ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! অথবা THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like আপনি know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) দ্বারা the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: আপনি enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking ক্রুশ and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: আপনি boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really প্রণয় you, cause আপনি two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did আপনি say? What did আপনি say? DO আপনি WANT ME TO SLICE আপনি OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! আপনি FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... অথবা আপনি die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't আপনি laughing now like আপনি did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? আপনি see, thing is, up there, আপনি thought আপনি had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, আপনি thought আপনি had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) আপনি hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. আপনি didn't think I knew আপনি were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! আপনি showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here আপনি are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave আপনি that ink, hmm? I asked আপনি a question: who give আপনি that ink, hmm? Citra give আপনি that ink, my sister give আপনি that ink, huh? আপনি think that makes আপনি one of us? আপনি think that makes আপনি like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do আপনি have any idea how fucking rude that was?
Gotta love Anderson
Here are two previews to অনুরাগী fictions coming soon to this very club.
The Storm - 2015
Theme song: link
Ten miles from Ponyville, দ্বারা the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....
The Storm
Starring in alphabetical order
Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...
R.I.P
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side দ্বারা side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now আপনি understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look অগ্রবর্তী to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.
Song (Start at 0:27): link
Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got বিভক্ত করা into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.
The song fades...
Warning: The owner of the copyright in this অনুরাগী fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this অনুরাগী fiction including any copying, reproduction অথবা performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this অনুরাগী fiction.
Song: link
Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette...
continue reading...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette...
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little টাট্টু as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on ফ্যানপপ is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda হারিয়ে গেছে touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn দ্বারা ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little টাট্টু as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on ফ্যানপপ is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda হারিয়ে গেছে touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn দ্বারা ACCIDENT..
