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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay অথবা a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but আপনি might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider আপনি a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it দ্বারা summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want আরো of your kind running around.


#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: আপনি know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do আপনি get from being a slut? HIV. What do আপনি deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What আপনি thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.


#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I প্রণয় golden showers!
ME:



#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead কার্ট in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And আপনি put in a freezer so other have to clean.. আপনি shouldn't be a professor!.. আপনি shouldn't even be a alive.


#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where আপনি can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!


#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all আপনি want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't শ্রেক change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching শ্রেক 2, dumbass.


#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!


#11:
POST: How old do আপনি have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 বছর old, who has a 16 বছর olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that প্রশ্ন does is make me wanna মুষ্ট্যাঘাত your brother.


#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
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“Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice.”

There’s long been rumors as to how exactly rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the রামধনু department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What’s known is that great streams of Spectra, the individual রঙ of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated রামধনু pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city.

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So, yeah.. Lohan is back.

Hard to believe this friendly guy, is the same one murdering all these people without even blinking, guess it's the fear to it.
Ted Bundy was supposably like that, such a handsme, friendly person, but will go all "Black Dahlia" the moment he's alone with you.
so yeah, it's not like this is completely unheard of.

Anyway, not sure what these episodes have to do with the rest of the story (except the ending to episode 28).
But I enjoyed these. I didn't find them as boring as Tenma অথবা Liebert's sister, ironically..

But anyway..

On we go.. :)
#1: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC:
Not only did it change our view of My Little Pony, from being complete GARBAGE, and something people watch it as a means of torture routine.
But now, it's one of the largest cult followings ever.
It changes our lives in আরো ways than we care to admit.
There's even a documentary about it.
And it's still প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে no signs of slowing down..


#2: PSYCHO:
Infamous for its ঝরনা scene, but immortal for its contribution to the horror genre. Because Psycho was filmed with tact, grace, and art, Hitchcock didn't just create modern horror, he validated it..


#3: THE MATRIX:
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