#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay অথবা a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but আপনি might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider আপনি a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it দ্বারা summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want আরো of your kind running around.


#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: আপনি know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do আপনি get from being a slut? HIV. What do আপনি deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What আপনি thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.


#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I প্রণয় golden showers!
ME:


#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead কার্ট in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And আপনি put in a freezer so other have to clean.. আপনি shouldn't be a professor!.. আপনি shouldn't even be a alive.


#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where আপনি can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!


#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all আপনি want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't শ্রেক change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching শ্রেক 2, dumbass.


#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!


#11:
POST: How old do আপনি have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 বছর old, who has a 16 বছর olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that প্রশ্ন does is make me wanna মুষ্ট্যাঘাত your brother.


#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!