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Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the সেকেন্ড one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your have to promise to not to tell anybody else" Johnny insisted.

"Uh, sure" Carly said. Seeing how seriously he's being about it.

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SOON AFTER:

Carly couldn't stop angrily swearing every word in the book.

"This is EXACTLY why she didn't want to tell আপনি and Packie" Johnny groaned, annoyedly.

"Sorry, sorry" Carly said, trying to calm down.

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The three-o finally arrived, to help the Rakyat set up an ambush in Churchtown in an attempt to hijack an APC carrying Rakyat prisoners. The leader of the mission hands over some C4 explosives to Johnny, so he has to plant them over a fuel truck, to block the road and divert the enemies plans.

Packie has to then climb a water tower to snipe and aid the warriors in combat, waiting for the signalling explosives to go off. When the explosives went off and the ambush started, and Carly helps them on foot as Packie snips above.

But Carly soon notices that the enemies that came out of the vehicles weren't Pirates, but looked like actual army men, later known as Privateers, Hoyt's REAL army. They are much better equipped and organized.

Carly has to then fight hordes of this so called Privateers and reach the convoy truck.

However, when Carly opens the back door of the truck, Vaas himself reveals to be hiding in there, outsmarting her.

"Remember me" Vaas said, smiling evilly.

Carly reaches for her gun, but Vaas pistol whips her, knocking her unconscious.

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Carly started fading back to the consciousness, hearing Vaas's voice.

Vaas: Did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?

Carly awoke, seeing Vaas in-front of her as she realized she was out a while now, finding herself in a unfamiliar area her hands tied দ্বারা one small rope, and her leg tied to a cinder block, দ্বারা the ankle, as Pirates are pushing prisoners into the river below them, the cinder block tied to their arms, it's very likely that they didn't survive the event.

Vass began speaking to her.

"Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way, (punches বাক্স aside violently), আপনি are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do আপনি have a fucking problem in your head? Do আপনি think I am bullshitting you, do আপনি think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed আপনি once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell আপনি the definition of insanity?"

Carly didn't reply.

But neither did she need to, as Vaas put his foot over the cinderblock tied to Carly's leg.

"Oh jesus!.. No!" Carly cried, realizing what was happening.

Vaas smiled evilly, and gently pushed the cinderblock down towards the river, dragging Carly down with it.

"No! NO! NO!" Carly shouted, trying to grab something, as Vaas watched her struggle.

"OH FUCK YOOU!" Carly screamed, as she started falling down the cliff, and the cinderblock started pulling her down to the bottom.

But Carly managed to cut the rope on her hands with a sharp rock, and managed to swim back up. BARELY surviving this.

"I'm getting REAL tired of that asshole" Carly said, after finally getting out of the river.

"I can't let him kill those soldiers" Carly said, grabbing a AP Pistol off a dead Pirate, as all her weapons were stolen দ্বারা Vaas.

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Carly finally গাউন all her weapons back from the Pirates, expect for taking a hunter ছুরি instead of her machete for some reason.

Carly then makes her way to a pirate camp and climbs aboard a helicopter piloted দ্বারা a pirate. Carly pulls her AP Pistol, ordering the pirate to take off at gunpoint. However, another pirate on the ground crashes the helicopter with an RPG.

Carly slowly wakes up in the flaming wreckage of the helicopter to find Vaas approaching her. He knew that Carly probably escaped the cinderblock event, and came to finish the job.

Vaas turns Carly over with his foot, calmly asking her.

"Have I ever told you?.. The definition, of insanity?"

Carly is then shot in the হৃদয় দ্বারা Vaas's AP Pistol, and she blacks out.

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After a unknown amount of time, Carly awoke, but to her horror, she's literary buried under a pile of bodies, and quickly had to dig herself out. Barely surviving the event, and even causing her to puke.

But it's quickly realized, that the world all thought Carly was murdered, and some of Dennis's men, ran away in terror, believing her to be a ghost, অথবা zombie, whatever it is.

Dennis, Johnny and Packie ran to help her up. Johnny still had just his AP Pistol, and Packie still had a Micro SMG.

Johnny tearfully hugging Carly, he thought she was dead. Everyone did.

"B -But how?" was all Dennis was able to say.

Carly checked her chest, realizing the bullet had hit the small lighter she had in her শার্ট pocket, saving her life.

"Luck.. I guess" Carly chuckled.

Small silence.

"W -What happened here?" Carly's shaky voice asked, finally looking at the huge pile of bodies. Most of them citizens.

"Vaas.. In celebration of your death.. But mostly as a bit of entertainment for Hoyt" Dennis sadly replied.

"I'm really sorry" Carly sadly replied.

"W -We should get back to the boat" Packie whispered to Carly, Packie having had ENOUGH of this terrible island.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

"There, the নৌকা is finally ready" ফ্ুলপাছ said.

"Great, let's get the hell off this island" Packie and Johnny both said.

"Say Johnny, what happened to that fancy ছুরি আপনি found for Buck?" Dash asked.

"I gave it to Dennis's men.. Apparently it's some sort of ancient treasure to them" Johnny replied.

"Oh" was all Dash could responde with.

"You should come with us Alec.. Your a good man" Carly ব্যক্ত to Dr. Earnhardt.

"Sorry Anges.. This is my home" Earnhardt replied.

"I.. I'm not your daughter" Carly sadly had to remind him.

Alec was about to reply. But suddenly he was shot though the side of the skull, dead.

Carly was shocked, Dash grabbing her out of the way, as Pirates started shooting at them.

"DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!" One of them shouted.

Carly gave Dash her combat shotgun.

"Are আপনি sure?" Dash asked.

"Won't need it" Carly said, taking out her AP Pistol and firing at the Pirates.

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While fighting off close to a hundred Pirates, Johnny took a MP5 off one of the dead Pirates an started running to just outside the forest the Pirates were coming from, killing a large many of them single handedly.

When suddenly Johnny pushed violently onto the ground, and looked behind him, to see who it was.

"YOU!" Johnny shouted angrily.

"Missed me" Vaas ব্যক্ত with a evil grin, and prepared to shoot Johnny with his AP Pistol.

Johnny kicked Vaas in the stomach, causing the AP Pistol to accidantally go off, missing Johnny, who burst back up, and punched Vaas wait the face.

"That's for the doctor!" Johnny shouted angrily.

"I admit. His death wasn't FULLY purposeful, he wasn't who we were aiming for" Vaas replied, actually feeling a bit bad about killing Alec.

"I don't care!" Johnny said, preparing to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত him again, but this time Vaas caught it, and broke Johnny's arm, as Johnny screamed in pain.

Vaas also broke Johnny's leg, before pushing Johnny onto the ground, and picked up his AP Pistol again.

"Bye bye, biker boy" Vaas said, preparing to execute Johnny.

But suddenly Vaas was shot wait though the side of the stomach, causing him to scream in pain, and look over to see who shot him.

"Do আপনি have ANY idea! How fucking rude that was!?" Vaas shouted at the unknown shooter.

No response.

"Now প্রদর্শনী yourself!" Vaas shouted.

Carly appeared from behind the shadows, holding her AP Pistol.

"Y -You!" Vaas cried, actually প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে signs of possible fear. He had no idea Carly was alive, and probably thought she was a ghost.

"Missed me?" Carly asked, impersonating Vaas in order to mock him.

"Y -Your dead!.. I SHOT YOU!" Vaas shouted.

"Turns out your a horrible shot" Carly mocked.

Vaas growled angrily, and quickly pointed his AP Pistol, but Carly shot first, purposely hitting Vaas wait in the throat, like Vaas did to Grant. Causing Vaas drop his gun and fall to his knees, chocking loudly and putting his hands on his throat to stop the bleeding.

"That's for Grant" Carly ব্যক্ত angrily.

Vaas attempted to flip her the middle finger, but Carly fired again, hitting him wait though the শীর্ষ of the head, finally ending Vaas's rain of terror.

Carly paused for a moment, the typical empty feeling after killing somebody hitting her, but than she remembers all he did, and shot his corpse 4 other times. Before she ran over to Johnny.

"Can আপনি walk?" Carly asked.

"Barely" Johnny admitted.

"Wait here.. I'll help the others clear the area before we get you" Carly said, স্নেহ চুম্বন Johnny's forehead, before running to the others.

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"DIE আপনি FUCKS!" Packie screamed at the Pirates, killing 3 in a row, before having to reload his Micro SMG.

"I'm running low on ammo" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.

"Me two.. Make every bullet count" Packie replied, shooting at a off view Pirate.

Dash prepared to shoot, but was shot in the shoulder, and screamed in pain.

"DASH!" Packie shouted, running over to her, protectively.

"I'm okay.. Just a flesh wound" Dash told him.

"Well still.. No আরো shooting for you" Packie said,grabbing her shotgun, and firing it at Pirates.

Dash moaned in agony, as Packie hovered over her protectively.

"Crap.. Where the hell are the others!?" Packie thought out-loud, on his last round for both guns.

As if on Q, Carly came out of the forest, holding Johnny's MP5, and killed the rest of the Pirates.

"Thanks Carly, I was pretty low on ammo, and Dash is injured" Packie said.

"Is she okay?" Carly asked.

"I'm fine" Dash said.

"Well.. Johnny is injured two, but a bit 'less' fine.. I need some help, bringing him over here" Carly said.

"I'll do it.. I owe Johnny" Dash said, remembering Buck.

"But your arm" Packie reminded.

"It'll be fine, after David Eric's দিন I হারিয়ে গেছে most feelings to my shoulders" Dash chuckled.

"Fair enough" Packie replied.

"I -Is it over?" ফ্ুলপাছ asked, poor girl hiding under the boats table.

"Yes, come on out" Packie ব্যক্ত comfortingly.

Carly went over to the dead Alec Earnhardt, and respectively closed his eyes.
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কাপকেক SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the পরবর্তি time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: নমস্কার Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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posted by Canada24
Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If আপনি want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have আপনি been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But আপনি just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why আপনি think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy বৃক্ষ বন্ধু isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while পাঠ করা book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take আপনি on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And আপনি often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if আপনি kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means আপনি finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, আপনি CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if আপনি allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: এমিনেম - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other আপনি like Purge অথবা not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the সেকেন্ড one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that কাপকেক was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: কাপকেক COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up দ্বারা the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The সারমেয় turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and ফের্গেই into সারমেয় and take over their identities, then Cooper and ফের্গেই transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are আরো SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved দ্বারা them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and আরো than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to প্রদর্শনী that children really do give আরো of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal আন্ডারওয়ার্ল্ড for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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video
tatro
1:
QUESTION: How do আপনি hide a boner?
ANSWER: আপনি get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in প্রণয় with your dog?
ANSWER: আপনি need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 বছর old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...
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Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my পছন্দ pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important টাট্টু in this shithole of a town, and আপনি know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...
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So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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#1: THE RING ITSELF:
He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. আপনি want it even if আপনি don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..


#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..


#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the পূর্ববর্তি shots. And...
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