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Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the সেকেন্ড one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your have to promise to not to tell anybody else" Johnny insisted.

"Uh, sure" Carly said. Seeing how seriously he's being about it.

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SOON AFTER:

Carly couldn't stop angrily swearing every word in the book.

"This is EXACTLY why she didn't want to tell আপনি and Packie" Johnny groaned, annoyedly.

"Sorry, sorry" Carly said, trying to calm down.

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The three-o finally arrived, to help the Rakyat set up an ambush in Churchtown in an attempt to hijack an APC carrying Rakyat prisoners. The leader of the mission hands over some C4 explosives to Johnny, so he has to plant them over a fuel truck, to block the road and divert the enemies plans.

Packie has to then climb a water tower to snipe and aid the warriors in combat, waiting for the signalling explosives to go off. When the explosives went off and the ambush started, and Carly helps them on foot as Packie snips above.

But Carly soon notices that the enemies that came out of the vehicles weren't Pirates, but looked like actual army men, later known as Privateers, Hoyt's REAL army. They are much better equipped and organized.

Carly has to then fight hordes of this so called Privateers and reach the convoy truck.

However, when Carly opens the back door of the truck, Vaas himself reveals to be hiding in there, outsmarting her.

"Remember me" Vaas said, smiling evilly.

Carly reaches for her gun, but Vaas pistol whips her, knocking her unconscious.

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Carly started fading back to the consciousness, hearing Vaas's voice.

Vaas: Did I ever tell you, the definition of Insanity?

Carly awoke, seeing Vaas in-front of her as she realized she was out a while now, finding herself in a unfamiliar area her hands tied দ্বারা one small rope, and her leg tied to a cinder block, দ্বারা the ankle, as Pirates are pushing prisoners into the river below them, the cinder block tied to their arms, it's very likely that they didn't survive the event.

Vass began speaking to her.

"Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way, (punches বাক্স aside violently), আপনি are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do আপনি have a fucking problem in your head? Do আপনি think I am bullshitting you, do আপনি think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed আপনি once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell আপনি the definition of insanity?"

Carly didn't reply.

But neither did she need to, as Vaas put his foot over the cinderblock tied to Carly's leg.

"Oh jesus!.. No!" Carly cried, realizing what was happening.

Vaas smiled evilly, and gently pushed the cinderblock down towards the river, dragging Carly down with it.

"No! NO! NO!" Carly shouted, trying to grab something, as Vaas watched her struggle.

"OH FUCK YOOU!" Carly screamed, as she started falling down the cliff, and the cinderblock started pulling her down to the bottom.

But Carly managed to cut the rope on her hands with a sharp rock, and managed to swim back up. BARELY surviving this.

"I'm getting REAL tired of that asshole" Carly said, after finally getting out of the river.

"I can't let him kill those soldiers" Carly said, grabbing a AP Pistol off a dead Pirate, as all her weapons were stolen দ্বারা Vaas.

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Carly finally গাউন all her weapons back from the Pirates, expect for taking a hunter ছুরি instead of her machete for some reason.

Carly then makes her way to a pirate camp and climbs aboard a helicopter piloted দ্বারা a pirate. Carly pulls her AP Pistol, ordering the pirate to take off at gunpoint. However, another pirate on the ground crashes the helicopter with an RPG.

Carly slowly wakes up in the flaming wreckage of the helicopter to find Vaas approaching her. He knew that Carly probably escaped the cinderblock event, and came to finish the job.

Vaas turns Carly over with his foot, calmly asking her.

"Have I ever told you?.. The definition, of insanity?"

Carly is then shot in the হৃদয় দ্বারা Vaas's AP Pistol, and she blacks out.

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After a unknown amount of time, Carly awoke, but to her horror, she's literary buried under a pile of bodies, and quickly had to dig herself out. Barely surviving the event, and even causing her to puke.

But it's quickly realized, that the world all thought Carly was murdered, and some of Dennis's men, ran away in terror, believing her to be a ghost, অথবা zombie, whatever it is.

Dennis, Johnny and Packie ran to help her up. Johnny still had just his AP Pistol, and Packie still had a Micro SMG.

Johnny tearfully hugging Carly, he thought she was dead. Everyone did.

"B -But how?" was all Dennis was able to say.

Carly checked her chest, realizing the bullet had hit the small lighter she had in her শার্ট pocket, saving her life.

"Luck.. I guess" Carly chuckled.

Small silence.

"W -What happened here?" Carly's shaky voice asked, finally looking at the huge pile of bodies. Most of them citizens.

"Vaas.. In celebration of your death.. But mostly as a bit of entertainment for Hoyt" Dennis sadly replied.

"I'm really sorry" Carly sadly replied.

"W -We should get back to the boat" Packie whispered to Carly, Packie having had ENOUGH of this terrible island.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

"There, the নৌকা is finally ready" ফ্ুলপাছ said.

"Great, let's get the hell off this island" Packie and Johnny both said.

"Say Johnny, what happened to that fancy ছুরি আপনি found for Buck?" Dash asked.

"I gave it to Dennis's men.. Apparently it's some sort of ancient treasure to them" Johnny replied.

"Oh" was all Dash could responde with.

"You should come with us Alec.. Your a good man" Carly ব্যক্ত to Dr. Earnhardt.

"Sorry Anges.. This is my home" Earnhardt replied.

"I.. I'm not your daughter" Carly sadly had to remind him.

Alec was about to reply. But suddenly he was shot though the side of the skull, dead.

Carly was shocked, Dash grabbing her out of the way, as Pirates started shooting at them.

"DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!" One of them shouted.

Carly gave Dash her combat shotgun.

"Are আপনি sure?" Dash asked.

"Won't need it" Carly said, taking out her AP Pistol and firing at the Pirates.

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While fighting off close to a hundred Pirates, Johnny took a MP5 off one of the dead Pirates an started running to just outside the forest the Pirates were coming from, killing a large many of them single handedly.

When suddenly Johnny pushed violently onto the ground, and looked behind him, to see who it was.

"YOU!" Johnny shouted angrily.

"Missed me" Vaas ব্যক্ত with a evil grin, and prepared to shoot Johnny with his AP Pistol.

Johnny kicked Vaas in the stomach, causing the AP Pistol to accidantally go off, missing Johnny, who burst back up, and punched Vaas wait the face.

"That's for the doctor!" Johnny shouted angrily.

"I admit. His death wasn't FULLY purposeful, he wasn't who we were aiming for" Vaas replied, actually feeling a bit bad about killing Alec.

"I don't care!" Johnny said, preparing to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত him again, but this time Vaas caught it, and broke Johnny's arm, as Johnny screamed in pain.

Vaas also broke Johnny's leg, before pushing Johnny onto the ground, and picked up his AP Pistol again.

"Bye bye, biker boy" Vaas said, preparing to execute Johnny.

But suddenly Vaas was shot wait though the side of the stomach, causing him to scream in pain, and look over to see who shot him.

"Do আপনি have ANY idea! How fucking rude that was!?" Vaas shouted at the unknown shooter.

No response.

"Now প্রদর্শনী yourself!" Vaas shouted.

Carly appeared from behind the shadows, holding her AP Pistol.

"Y -You!" Vaas cried, actually প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে signs of possible fear. He had no idea Carly was alive, and probably thought she was a ghost.

"Missed me?" Carly asked, impersonating Vaas in order to mock him.

"Y -Your dead!.. I SHOT YOU!" Vaas shouted.

"Turns out your a horrible shot" Carly mocked.

Vaas growled angrily, and quickly pointed his AP Pistol, but Carly shot first, purposely hitting Vaas wait in the throat, like Vaas did to Grant. Causing Vaas drop his gun and fall to his knees, chocking loudly and putting his hands on his throat to stop the bleeding.

"That's for Grant" Carly ব্যক্ত angrily.

Vaas attempted to flip her the middle finger, but Carly fired again, hitting him wait though the শীর্ষ of the head, finally ending Vaas's rain of terror.

Carly paused for a moment, the typical empty feeling after killing somebody hitting her, but than she remembers all he did, and shot his corpse 4 other times. Before she ran over to Johnny.

"Can আপনি walk?" Carly asked.

"Barely" Johnny admitted.

"Wait here.. I'll help the others clear the area before we get you" Carly said, স্নেহ চুম্বন Johnny's forehead, before running to the others.

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"DIE আপনি FUCKS!" Packie screamed at the Pirates, killing 3 in a row, before having to reload his Micro SMG.

"I'm running low on ammo" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.

"Me two.. Make every bullet count" Packie replied, shooting at a off view Pirate.

Dash prepared to shoot, but was shot in the shoulder, and screamed in pain.

"DASH!" Packie shouted, running over to her, protectively.

"I'm okay.. Just a flesh wound" Dash told him.

"Well still.. No আরো shooting for you" Packie said,grabbing her shotgun, and firing it at Pirates.

Dash moaned in agony, as Packie hovered over her protectively.

"Crap.. Where the hell are the others!?" Packie thought out-loud, on his last round for both guns.

As if on Q, Carly came out of the forest, holding Johnny's MP5, and killed the rest of the Pirates.

"Thanks Carly, I was pretty low on ammo, and Dash is injured" Packie said.

"Is she okay?" Carly asked.

"I'm fine" Dash said.

"Well.. Johnny is injured two, but a bit 'less' fine.. I need some help, bringing him over here" Carly said.

"I'll do it.. I owe Johnny" Dash said, remembering Buck.

"But your arm" Packie reminded.

"It'll be fine, after David Eric's দিন I হারিয়ে গেছে most feelings to my shoulders" Dash chuckled.

"Fair enough" Packie replied.

"I -Is it over?" ফ্ুলপাছ asked, poor girl hiding under the boats table.

"Yes, come on out" Packie ব্যক্ত comfortingly.

Carly went over to the dead Alec Earnhardt, and respectively closed his eyes.
#1: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song:
Most people don't even have to LIKE Led Zeppelin to recognize the famish scream moment.
It's in so much চলচ্চিত্র and other things, that আপনি don't have know who the band even IS..

#2: Lep Zepplin - Kashmir:
Well, actually it's আরো of the intro than the chorus.
Again.
You don't even to like অথবা even KNOW Zeppelin to recognize the main guitar.
it's known as the James Bond theme song..

#3: Nivarna - Teen spirit:
We all know the chorus, don't we :).
I myself don't even know any Nivana song BUT this one.
So that kinda speaks for itself, don't it..

#4: ইউরোপ - final countdown:...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd আপনি leave the toilet আসন up?
Peele: দুশ্চরিত্রা WHY WAS আপনি LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do আপনি even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his জীবন্ত counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. রামধনু Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - রামধনু Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's নায়ক - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland প্রদর্শনী - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* নমস্কার asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...
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#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves আপনি kind of disturbed..


#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended দ্বারা WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I প্রণয় Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..


#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the সেকেন্ড trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on আগুন and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never প্রদর্শনী hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a হৃদয় of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as আপনি have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the ছুরি gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even আরো easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase আপনি out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when আপনি run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, আপনি won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his গাধা handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what আপনি want about Americans but we understand capitalism. আপনি buy yourself a product and আপনি get what আপনি pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store অ্যাঞ্জেল of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn আপনি for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! আপনি did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time অথবা another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There আপনি are আপনি little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. আপনি know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did আপনি just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it আপনি two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see আপনি again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will প্রদর্শনী it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is জনপ্রিয় enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. অথবা your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I প্রণয় grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much আরো comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, আপনি have the choice of killing him অথবা letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if আপনি choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted আপনি to do this.

Even if আপনি kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told আপনি to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is বিভক্ত করা personalitied. One মিনিট he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered অথবা something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far আরো dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And আরো capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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