I was out hiking in the woods with a few বন্ধু of mine, when we all got হারিয়ে গেছে and accidentally বিভক্ত করা up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an ঘন্টা অথবা so, I sat on a stump, praying that my বন্ধু would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some বন্ধু I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a স্কার্ট that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are আপনি lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do আপনি mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure আপনি can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that আপনি like jumping off cliffs. Are আপনি suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I প্রণয় the wind in my hair!
Me: If আপনি hadn't gotten married, would আপনি consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I প্রণয় my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did আপনি marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom আপনি fell in প্রণয় with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would আপনি leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes আপনি প্রণয় someone, but then আপনি meet someone else and প্রণয় them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: আপনি don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me দ্বারা the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are আপনি MAD? There's nothing আরো powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE আপনি SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit আপনি here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are আপনি ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and আপনি don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could আপনি stand the ভালুক droppings all around? And how আপনি don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch আপনি when আপনি sleep?
Pocahontas: আপনি watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would আপনি ever agree if someone called আপনি a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: দ্বারা far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
মতামত if আপনি want more!! :D
For about an ঘন্টা অথবা so, I sat on a stump, praying that my বন্ধু would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some বন্ধু I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a স্কার্ট that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are আপনি lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do আপনি mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure আপনি can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that আপনি like jumping off cliffs. Are আপনি suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I প্রণয় the wind in my hair!
Me: If আপনি hadn't gotten married, would আপনি consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I প্রণয় my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did আপনি marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom আপনি fell in প্রণয় with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would আপনি leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes আপনি প্রণয় someone, but then আপনি meet someone else and প্রণয় them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: আপনি don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me দ্বারা the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are আপনি MAD? There's nothing আরো powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE আপনি SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit আপনি here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are আপনি ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and আপনি don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could আপনি stand the ভালুক droppings all around? And how আপনি don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch আপনি when আপনি sleep?
Pocahontas: আপনি watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would আপনি ever agree if someone called আপনি a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: দ্বারা far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
মতামত if আপনি want more!! :D
Credit: Gabriel Fichera
Hello guys! Here's the first part of the countdown dedicated to ডিজনি Princesses Couples Month! All DP kisses were included. The most part of the kisses eliminated are from sequels, but there are also some kisses from original চলচ্চিত্র that I've never expected to see out. The সেকেন্ড part will be উঠিয়ে রাখুন once the countdown will end!
31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
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31.Pocahontas and John Rolfe: First Kiss.
It was to be expected, this couple isn't appreciated a lot. Their faces weren't even seen when they kissed; definitively it's the worst DP kiss.
I hate Pocahontas with John Rolfe... ~LauraLane
30.Cinderella and Prince Charming:...
When I মতামত on one pick and other অনুরাগী wonder why I say so, it inspires me to make an প্রবন্ধ to explain আরো in the best way. I find a lot similarities of Elsa with Periwinkle (Secret of the Wings), Ralph and Vanellope (Wreck-it Ralph), Zarina (The Pirate Fairy), and Maleficent (Maleficent).
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like আগুন (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, অথবা whatever platinum blonde which looks...
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John Lasseter's Blue and Spikey "White" Hair
Similarities between Periwinkle & Elsa:
- Both have ice power
- Both ice are spreading quickly like আগুন (okay, not definitely Periwinkle's ice but ice from Periwinkle's place)
- Both have white hairs, অথবা whatever platinum blonde which looks...
For such a successful and expensive film, Frozen's complete lack of diversity (particularly ethnic diversity) really vexed me. ফ্রোজেন has four main human characters and out of the four:
- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, আপনি can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. ফ্রোজেন needed আরো POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why ফ্রোজেন didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
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- Four are white
- Four are all apparently straight
- Three are blonde
Looking at this, আপনি can tell there is very little variation in Frozen's main cast. In ethnic terms, there really is no excuse of this. ফ্রোজেন needed আরো POC.
I have heard one main argument (read: excuse) why ফ্রোজেন didn't have any racially diverse characters (and no: I am not counting black background characters). Some say that Frozen...
