I was out hiking in the woods with a few বন্ধু of mine, when we all got হারিয়ে গেছে and accidentally বিভক্ত করা up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an ঘন্টা অথবা so, I sat on a stump, praying that my বন্ধু would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some বন্ধু I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a স্কার্ট that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are আপনি lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do আপনি mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure আপনি can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that আপনি like jumping off cliffs. Are আপনি suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I প্রণয় the wind in my hair!
Me: If আপনি hadn't gotten married, would আপনি consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I প্রণয় my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did আপনি marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom আপনি fell in প্রণয় with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would আপনি leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes আপনি প্রণয় someone, but then আপনি meet someone else and প্রণয় them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: আপনি don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me দ্বারা the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are আপনি MAD? There's nothing আরো powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE আপনি SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit আপনি here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are আপনি ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and আপনি don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could আপনি stand the ভালুক droppings all around? And how আপনি don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch আপনি when আপনি sleep?
Pocahontas: আপনি watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would আপনি ever agree if someone called আপনি a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: দ্বারা far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
মতামত if আপনি want more!! :D
For about an ঘন্টা অথবা so, I sat on a stump, praying that my বন্ধু would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some বন্ধু I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a স্কার্ট that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are আপনি lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do আপনি mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure আপনি can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that আপনি like jumping off cliffs. Are আপনি suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I প্রণয় the wind in my hair!
Me: If আপনি hadn't gotten married, would আপনি consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I প্রণয় my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did আপনি marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom আপনি fell in প্রণয় with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would আপনি leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes আপনি প্রণয় someone, but then আপনি meet someone else and প্রণয় them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: আপনি don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me দ্বারা the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are আপনি MAD? There's nothing আরো powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE আপনি SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit আপনি here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are আপনি ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and আপনি don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could আপনি stand the ভালুক droppings all around? And how আপনি don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch আপনি when আপনি sleep?
Pocahontas: আপনি watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would আপনি ever agree if someone called আপনি a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: দ্বারা far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
মতামত if আপনি want more!! :D
54. মুলান Soldier Updo
53. Ariel with hat
52. Moana bun
51. Rapunzel hair: short and brown
50. Snow White with blue bow
49. Tiana childhood hairstyle
48. জুঁই with scarf
47. Aurora with scarf
46. Rapunzel hair brainded
45. Pocahontas brainds
44. Rapunzel short and loose with tiara
43. মুলান bun
42. Tiana ponytail
41. Tiana mascarade updo
1. Belle-Enchanted Rose
2. Ariel-Seashell
3. Glass slipper-Cinderella
4. Sun-Rapunzel
5. Red apple-Snow White
6. Magic lamp-Jasmine
7. Bow and arrows-Merida
8. Te Fiti heart-Moana
9. Spinning wheel-Aurora
10. Dragon-Mulan
11. Compass-Pocahontas
12. Frog-Tiana
2. Ariel-Seashell
3. Glass slipper-Cinderella
4. Sun-Rapunzel
5. Red apple-Snow White
6. Magic lamp-Jasmine
7. Bow and arrows-Merida
8. Te Fiti heart-Moana
9. Spinning wheel-Aurora
10. Dragon-Mulan
11. Compass-Pocahontas
12. Frog-Tiana
মুলান is considered a ডিজনি princess and I find that ridiculous because if মুলান is a ডিজনি princess why not Elsa and Anna? মুলান has the characteristics of a hero and a princess, but there is a reason that prevents her from being a princess.
Although she is বন্ধু with an emperor, that does not make her a princess. Either she would be a royal দ্বারা birth, অথবা she would marry a prince and earn the শিরোনাম of princess. Being a hero doesn't make a princess, does it? This is really silly. There are a lot of other female characters at ডিজনি who do great heroics, but they're not even one step closer to being princesses. What a great injustice. What a pity. While I প্রণয় Mulan, মুলান is overrated.
Although she is বন্ধু with an emperor, that does not make her a princess. Either she would be a royal দ্বারা birth, অথবা she would marry a prince and earn the শিরোনাম of princess. Being a hero doesn't make a princess, does it? This is really silly. There are a lot of other female characters at ডিজনি who do great heroics, but they're not even one step closer to being princesses. What a great injustice. What a pity. While I প্রণয় Mulan, মুলান is overrated.