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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are আপনি a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad আপনি didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank আপনি for your assistance.
Bus Driver Pony: Lies! All lies! Buses will be the future of transportation. One day, all আপনি ponies that work on railways will lose your job, and be homeless!
Mirage: That right there is a lie. Everypony here works their hardest.
Orion: *Runs out of station* Hey, Mirage, guess what!
Mirage: What?
Orion: I was this close to getting fired, but instead I got a three week suspension.
Mirage: Oh my god, what did আপনি do this time?
Orion: I threw somepony's luggage onto the tracks, and a train ran it over. Well, I'm gonna enjoy my suspension! *Runs away*
Bus Driver Pony: আপনি were saying?
Mirage: Okay, he's the only one that causes mayhem around here.
Gordon: AHHH! *Kicks টাট্টু out of station* Don't ever say that word in front of me again!
যেভাবে খুশী Pony: But I just ব্যক্ত Moby Dick was a great book!
Gordon: Moby Dick is the worst book ever!! They should censor that word from the book, and everywhere in this world! *Walks to bus* Hey, get me to the bar. I need to get my daily dose of booze.
Bus Driver Pony: Get in. *Gets in bus*
Gordon: *Gets in bus*
Bus Driver Pony: *Drives away*

After arguing with the bus driver, Mirage entered Pete's office.

Pete: Well, if that bus driver keeps giving আপনি problems, ignore him. অথবা প্রদর্শনী him that his ways, and means of transportation are wrong. Whichever one comes first.
Mirage: I'd like to do the সেকেন্ড one.
Pete: I'm sure we all would.
Mirage: Right then. What do আপনি want me to do for work today?
Pete: Today, I want আপনি to work with Nicole on getting a freight train down into Laramie. When আপনি get back from that, a passenger train heading for Denver should be here. I want আপনি to drive it.
Mirage: আপনি got it. *Leaves office*

As Mirage was walking to the train yard to work with Nicole, he saw Hawkeye, and Stylo sitting in their usual spot when they wait for a train to take over.

Mirage: Hey, did আপনি two hear about what happened with Gordon?
Hawkeye: No, what?
Mirage: He heard somepony talking about the book Moby Dick, and when he heard the সেকেন্ড word of that title, he went ballistic.
Stylo: *Laughing* That's Gordon for you.
Mirage: Yeah, I know. And another thing, there's an orange, and yellow টাট্টু with a green mane that could make us run out of business. He's been badmouthing everypony here.
Hawkeye: Well, we can't allow that.
Stylo: Just give him hell Mirage.
Mirage: আপনি know I will, but first I need to get on a freight train with Nicole. We're taking it to Laramie.
Hawkeye: Good luck.
Mirage: Thanks mate. *walks to train yard*

2 B continued
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. আপনি realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find প্রণয় in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS প্রণয় me.
Ditto: আপনি got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. অথবা hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck আপনি too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't আপনি the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings আপনি here?.. All out of ডোনাটস্‌ in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then আপনি might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do আপনি want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest তারকা Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write আরো যেভাবে খুশী things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten লেখা classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy কমলা mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The কমলা mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing দ্বারা a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, আপনি have parked too close to a আগুন hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the আগুন hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says আপনি have to park ten hooves, or...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would আপনি like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that আপনি threatened to beat her up if আপনি saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have আপনি seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't আপনি have some drinks with me? You'll প্রণয় it.
Bob: How many did আপনি have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would আপনি like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would আপনি want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that আপনি call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are আপনি so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes আপেল Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd আপেল Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
কুইন of Changelings: This দিন is going to be perfect, the kind of দিন of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This দিন was going to be perfect, the kind of দিন of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my বন্ধু to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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