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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are আপনি a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad আপনি didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank আপনি for your assistance.
Bus Driver Pony: Lies! All lies! Buses will be the future of transportation. One day, all আপনি ponies that work on railways will lose your job, and be homeless!
Mirage: That right there is a lie. Everypony here works their hardest.
Orion: *Runs out of station* Hey, Mirage, guess what!
Mirage: What?
Orion: I was this close to getting fired, but instead I got a three week suspension.
Mirage: Oh my god, what did আপনি do this time?
Orion: I threw somepony's luggage onto the tracks, and a train ran it over. Well, I'm gonna enjoy my suspension! *Runs away*
Bus Driver Pony: আপনি were saying?
Mirage: Okay, he's the only one that causes mayhem around here.
Gordon: AHHH! *Kicks টাট্টু out of station* Don't ever say that word in front of me again!
যেভাবে খুশী Pony: But I just ব্যক্ত Moby Dick was a great book!
Gordon: Moby Dick is the worst book ever!! They should censor that word from the book, and everywhere in this world! *Walks to bus* Hey, get me to the bar. I need to get my daily dose of booze.
Bus Driver Pony: Get in. *Gets in bus*
Gordon: *Gets in bus*
Bus Driver Pony: *Drives away*

After arguing with the bus driver, Mirage entered Pete's office.

Pete: Well, if that bus driver keeps giving আপনি problems, ignore him. অথবা প্রদর্শনী him that his ways, and means of transportation are wrong. Whichever one comes first.
Mirage: I'd like to do the সেকেন্ড one.
Pete: I'm sure we all would.
Mirage: Right then. What do আপনি want me to do for work today?
Pete: Today, I want আপনি to work with Nicole on getting a freight train down into Laramie. When আপনি get back from that, a passenger train heading for Denver should be here. I want আপনি to drive it.
Mirage: আপনি got it. *Leaves office*

As Mirage was walking to the train yard to work with Nicole, he saw Hawkeye, and Stylo sitting in their usual spot when they wait for a train to take over.

Mirage: Hey, did আপনি two hear about what happened with Gordon?
Hawkeye: No, what?
Mirage: He heard somepony talking about the book Moby Dick, and when he heard the সেকেন্ড word of that title, he went ballistic.
Stylo: *Laughing* That's Gordon for you.
Mirage: Yeah, I know. And another thing, there's an orange, and yellow টাট্টু with a green mane that could make us run out of business. He's been badmouthing everypony here.
Hawkeye: Well, we can't allow that.
Stylo: Just give him hell Mirage.
Mirage: আপনি know I will, but first I need to get on a freight train with Nicole. We're taking it to Laramie.
Hawkeye: Good luck.
Mirage: Thanks mate. *walks to train yard*

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After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the রাস্তা from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell আপনি something.
Jeff: আপনি look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if আপনি don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill আপনি two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...
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Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, আপনি finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's বড়দিন List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got আরো important news.
Tom: Yes. In the পূর্ববর্তি episode, we forgot...
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CUPCAKES: 
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were আরো writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest ক্রিপিপাস্তা ever. 
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings.. 
Not only that, but the fact that কাপকেক has some of the greastest অনুরাগী চলচ্ছবি and অনুরাগী sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 শিরোনাম Screen
Title Screen
Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know আপনি spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...
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 "If there's anything আপনি want to talk about... "
"If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small বিভক্ত করা in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to যোগদান your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. আপনি see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, অথবা else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's আরো like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good দিন to আপনি ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't আপনি a little too...
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