গাধা গাধা Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic রামধনু as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit দ্বারা Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking অগ্রবর্তী to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in বিছানা together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking অগ্রবর্তী to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for আপনি maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this টাট্টু that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: আপনি have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the টাট্টু living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at দ্বারা the টাট্টু living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if আপনি can fail at life. *Aiming রাইফেল at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots আরো workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the গাধা গাধা Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to বাতিল our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give আপনি a private প্রদর্শনী for free.
George: Fine দ্বারা me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
2 B Continued
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring রামধনু Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic রামধনু as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit দ্বারা Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking অগ্রবর্তী to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in বিছানা together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking অগ্রবর্তী to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for আপনি maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this টাট্টু that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: আপনি have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the টাট্টু living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at দ্বারা the টাট্টু living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if আপনি can fail at life. *Aiming রাইফেল at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots আরো workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the গাধা গাধা Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to বাতিল our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give আপনি a private প্রদর্শনী for free.
George: Fine দ্বারা me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
2 B Continued
Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, অথবা I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: আপনি know.. Maybe আপনি and I could be the পরবর্তি to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, অথবা I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.
Saten: আপনি know.. Maybe আপনি and I could be the পরবর্তি to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..