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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance by- I was just kidding.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody, Gone In 60 Minutes.
Tom: This crossover parody combines the প্রদর্শনী 60 মিনিট with the 1974 film, Gone In 60 Seconds.
Master Sword: Sorry ponies, আপনি won't see anyone impersonating Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: অথবা Angelina Jolie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're starting right now.

Gone In 60 Minutes

Starring

Tom Foolery as Maindrian Pace
Master Sword as Andy Rooney
Saten Twist as Detective 1
Cosmic রামধনু as Detective 2
Mortomis as News reporter
Aina as Pumpkin

Los Angeles, 1974

Andy Rooney: Today, I'm doing a story with a special guest named Pumpkin. I don't know if that's her real name, but she doesn't know either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pumpkin: Hello. It's great to be here.
Andy: Is your real name Pumpkin?
Pumpkin: No, it's just a nickname my boyfriend gave me.
Andy: What is your real-
Pumpkin: Nopony needs to know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andy: So tell me about your boyfriend.
Pumpkin: He's a detective.
Andy: That's not what I heard.
Pumpkin: I'm starting to doubt if আপনি can hear at all.
Audience: Oooooh.
Pumpkin: In fact, I don't even think you're supposed to be on this show.
Andy: No.. Not yet anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Andy: Anyway, Maindrian Pace is your boyfriend. Correct?
Pumpkin: Yes.
Andy: And from I heard, he just গাউন a 1973 Flam Wrestler from a parking lot outside of a radio station in Long Beach.
Pumpkin: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... No?
Audience: *Laughing*

Speaking of the car chase, this is what was happening

Maindrian: *Driving fast on a highway*
Detective 1: *Following Maindrian*
Detective 2: Wait a second! This movie has drama in it. How are we supposed to make comedy out of that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Detective 1: There's a start.
Detective 2: I just asked a question. How is that funny?
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: We are currently looking at a car wreck that is conveniently blocking the road, as well as providing a good jump for the টাট্টু that গাউন the yellow Wrestler.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: We just got word that the police are currently using about, uh. 50 police cars to stop the suspect.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: I can imagine something like this happening again in twenty years. *Coughs while talking* OJ Simpson.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maindrian: *Hits the wrecked cars, and goes up in the air. The scene gets slowed down*
News Reporter: Be patient everypony. This may take a while.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maindrian: *Lands his car on the street, and spins out* Why is this in slow motion?
Audience: *Laughing*
News Reporter: Well it seems that the police have হারিয়ে গেছে the suspect. Better luck পরবর্তি time.

The End

On the পরবর্তি part of this episode

Saten Twist celebrates a drought.
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Source: To their rightful owners
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Source: Original Owners... NOT ME
posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there আপনি are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on শীর্ষ of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on শীর্ষ of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit দ্বারা signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... আপনি was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your গাধা soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : আপনি right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until আপনি all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. আপনি opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until আপনি all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen দ্বারা Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no আপনি don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are আপনি kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to সরানো but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh আপনি from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this টাট্টু
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are আপনি doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did আপনি do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: আপনি sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will প্রদর্শনী আপনি them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: আপনি see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do আপনি think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, আপনি there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a প্রতিবেদন of a টাট্টু trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the সেকেন্ড story of সিন্ড্রেলা II: Dreams Come True. I hope that আপনি will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny দিন in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, অথবা just relaxing their দিন away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other আরো often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case আপনি are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a রাস্তা to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a টাট্টু get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the টাট্টু was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the কমলা stallion asked. "Our পরবর্তি target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are আপনি waiting for? Stab me if আপনি can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are আপনি doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, আপনি are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR বন্ধু but i forgive আপনি now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed আপনি to do আপনি need any help dashy"
"ya can আপনি um(looks aroud) can আপনি clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back আপনি must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE আপনি SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are আপনি okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do আপনি have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do আপনি need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he ব্যক্ত he was. Later, Score introduced her বন্ধু to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, লেখা another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made দ্বারা Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This প্রদর্শনী was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily