posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: আপনি see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let আপনি know who Brony Of The মাস is assholes.
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, অথবা laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If আপনি don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill আপনি in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
Master Sword: There we go.
Tom: I knew it would work. Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The মাস award goes to Alinah_09.
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that. She deserves it.
Tom: And now for our crossover parody. We decided to make a crossover parody of two skits we are currently doing.
Master Sword: We're combining Celebrity Jeopardy with The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and we're calling it..
Tom: Wildwest Jeopardy.
Starring Saten Twist as Alex Trebek
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
and Sean the hedgehog as Chief Wild Eagle
The four of them were outside. The gameboard, and podium were set up in the middle of the fort.
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. From now on, I would appreciate it if everyone would refrain from using any words starting with N, অথবা F.
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the score. Chief Wild Eagle has a grand total of negative $61,000
Chief Wild Eagle: I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. আপনি 74 বছর old f**k.
Alex: I warned আপনি not to say anything starting with N, অথবা F.
Alex: On সেকেন্ড thought, forget that. It's gonna be a very difficult rule to follow.
Audience: No shit. *Laughing*
Alex: In last place with negative $104,000 is Corporal Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: RAMPAGE!!!!
Alex: Okay. And in first place with negative $60,999 is Captain Parmenter.
Captain Parmenter: I'm in the lead, and I hope to stay there.
Corporal Agarn: But you're not in the lead. You're in Fort Courage with the rest of us.
Captain Parmenter: Oh I know that Corporal, I was just referring to the game.
Corporal Agarn: Oh. I see.
Alex: Moving on. It's time for Double Jeopardy, let's take a look at the board. The categories are..
As soon as the board turned on, Chief Wild Eagle shot an অনুষ্ঠান- অ্যারো at it, and it was destroyed.
Alex: What the... Why did আপনি do that?!
Chief Wild Eagle: It was a monster! আপনি try to bring in monster to kill off Indian!
Alex: Well. We can't play now that the board is destroyed, so we'll see আপনি in the পরবর্তি episode.
On the পরবর্তি part of this episode
Master Sword rants about the news industry.