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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: আপনি see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let আপনি know who Brony Of The মাস is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, অথবা laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If আপনি don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill আপনি in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
Master Sword: There we go.
Tom: I knew it would work. Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The মাস award goes to Alinah_09.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that. She deserves it.
Tom: And now for our crossover parody. We decided to make a crossover parody of two skits we are currently doing.
Master Sword: We're combining Celebrity Jeopardy with The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and we're calling it..
Tom: Wildwest Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*

Wildwest Jeopardy

Starring Saten Twist as Alex Trebek
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
and Sean the hedgehog as Chief Wild Eagle

The four of them were outside. The gameboard, and podium were set up in the middle of the fort.

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. From now on, I would appreciate it if everyone would refrain from using any words starting with N, অথবা F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the score. Chief Wild Eagle has a grand total of negative $61,000
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. আপনি 74 বছর old f**k.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I warned আপনি not to say anything starting with N, অথবা F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: On সেকেন্ড thought, forget that. It's gonna be a very difficult rule to follow.
Audience: No shit. *Laughing*
Alex: In last place with negative $104,000 is Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: RAMPAGE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. And in first place with negative $60,999 is Captain Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm in the lead, and I hope to stay there.
Corporal Agarn: But you're not in the lead. You're in Fort Courage with the rest of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh I know that Corporal, I was just referring to the game.
Corporal Agarn: Oh. I see.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. It's time for Double Jeopardy, let's take a look at the board. The categories are..

As soon as the board turned on, Chief Wild Eagle shot an অনুষ্ঠান- অ্যারো at it, and it was destroyed.

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What the... Why did আপনি do that?!
Chief Wild Eagle: It was a monster! আপনি try to bring in monster to kill off Indian!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. We can't play now that the board is destroyed, so we'll see আপনি in the পরবর্তি episode.

The End

On the পরবর্তি part of this episode

Master Sword rants about the news industry.
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After QC was vanquished, my বন্ধু got out of the caves, and Princess Celestia wasout of the green goo and back on her hooves, she called a grand gathering to award me on saving Equestria from QC. Everypony in Canterlot and Ponyville came to the gathering.

"Mares and Gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to award Fluttershy for saving Equestria from কুইন Chrysalis", ব্যক্ত Princess Celestia. "Element of kindness? আরো like the Element of bravery." Everypony laughed.

"Speech", shouted Dashie.

"Oh, well, okay", I said. I went and stood in front of the ponies from Ponyville and Canterlot and...I...
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posted by Dark-Armor
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight অথবা they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted দ্বারা the cute animals, they all had to hunt for খাবার and that meant killing জন্তু জানোয়ার they all found খাবার but not Fluttershy but the জন্তু জানোয়ার were her বন্ধু so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
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At Twilight Sparkle's house, we dried off. I and রামধনু saw Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie there.

"Why are আপনি guys here", রামধনু asked.

"It's too dangerous to stay at Apples Acres with all the trees", ব্যক্ত AJ.

"I'm here because I thought this be a good time to have a party", ব্যক্ত PP.

Ew. I guess that's why that nickname never caught on.

"What about you, Rarity", I asked her.

"Well, um....thunder scares me", Rarity ব্যক্ত while blushing.

She's scared of thunder? What a filly.

"What brings y'all here", asked AJ.

"You guys should have seen me! I was flying through the clouds-", I was interrupted...
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posted by whiteclaw
"We didn`t expect any of this, just a মাস ago. We we`re at school laughing and telling jokes while we searched for our Cutie Marks, now we are on rooftops stealing rations. And for who? US, only us three. I`m not happy, I`m in Melancholy county after all. What`s their left to do in No Mares Land? I wish i could tell আপনি Granny Smith and Big Mac were waiting in an old apartment for us, that they`re gonna hug and thank us for the Rations as we বিভক্ত করা them between us. But I can`t, that would be nothing but a big fat lie."



To be continued...
posted by Katie_Kat200
Act 1: Chapter 2

“So, Twilight, what’s with all this stone again?” Stalagspike asked.

“Well, আপনি see, Stalagspike, earth ponies and ইউনিকর্ণ have been trying for a small time to find a way to get to places faster than with your hooves. Well not anymore!” Twilight shouted. She started using her makeshift tools to mold the stone into a round shape with a round hole in the middle.

“I call it…” Twilight said, “The Spinny Thingy!” Pinkie Rock glared at the newly named Spinny Thingy. She smiled and jumped on শীর্ষ of it. And strangest thing, it started to roll. She used her hooves...
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রামধনু Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are আপনি lovely pegasus?" রামধনু Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" রামধনু scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. রামধনু looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time রামধনু Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So আপনি recongize me দ্বারা my colours eh?" রামধনু nodded. Then she...
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I shut the doors and windows to my বৃক্ষ লাইব্রেরি and home.

"No distractions," I say as I head towards my special concentration book.

I lay down with my legs below me.

"TWILIGHT!"

I stare daggers at my baby dragon and loyal assistant, Spike.

"Spike, I প্রণয় আপনি and all but please go away."

This was a time that I don't need Spike around.

"Sorry. I know you're busy with you're magic and..."

Spike looks around. Then he sees my angry expression. He giggles nervously.

"I... I should, like, get going."

"Yeah আপনি should. Like, NOW!"

Spike looks at me with guilt in his eyes. Tears swell up and he leaves with his...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3

Tugs

July 6, 1953

Skywalker is narrating

It was a nice, and beautiful day. The sun was shining, and a nice cool breeze was blowing all around the train station in Harmon.

Skywalker: *Waiting for পরবর্তি train*
Bartholomew: *Arrives in commuter train*
Lady: *Stops commuter*
Bartholomew: *Comes out of train* Hello Skywalker....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff showed Pete the হারিয়ে গেছে letters.

Pete: So আপনি saw this fall out of the helicopter when it was heading to Denver?
Jeff: Yeah.
Pete: Wait a minute. If you're here, who's doing your work on that track?
Jeff: Umm....

Meanwhile on the track that Jeff forgot to fix.

Engineer: *Drives train off tracks*

Back at Cheyenne

Jeff: Percy.
Pete: Ah, good. I knew I could rely on that pegasus.
Jeff: Right. Well, I have to get back to work. *Leaves*

Next day, at 7:30 PM, it was time for the mail trains to take off again.

Hawkeye: আপনি know what would be great?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: If somepony was filming us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 2

Master Sword's perspective

July 1, 1953

Master Sword is narrating.

I joined the Neigh York Central two weeks ago. Then, a few days later, another new worker joins us. He's fifty one years old, and wears a monocle. He seems like a nice pony, but I don't think he should be driving a train, but our CEO doesn't know that.

Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Getting to Albany took five hours. When we arrived, Lady, and I had to return to Harmon.

Lady: Now this is where we learn how to drive the diesel.
Bartholomew: Oh boy.
Lady: Relax. This will be very easy. *Gets in engine*
Bartholomew: *Gets in engine*
Lady: Now the ponies previously using this locomotive were kind enough to leave this running for us, and we can get out of here quicker.
Bartholomew: Oh, good. So what do I do?
Lady: It's simple really. We just pull this lever, and our engine moves. Very simple, and not as complicated as driving the steam train.
Bartholomoew: Right. So now what?...
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posted by mariofan14
Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the changeling queen.
A powerful being, is she, and no doubt about it at all,
For her power is shaped as a ball:
One with no end to her power and attitude of pride.
Her changeling legions stretch far and wide
Until nothing else can be seen.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the consumer of love,
As with her underlings who conquer vastly.
Many will see her as ghastly,
অথবা perhaps even demonic of sorts,
As well as her infinite cohorts.
Nothing could send her above.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, now beaten,
Will one দিন return with power all on
Her enemies with the rage of Phlegethon.
Speed will accompany her in many ways,
For her vengeance will be quenched in days,
All of her enemies' প্রণয় eaten.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Carol
Carol
The পরবর্তি দিন at work, Bob was in his office.

Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could আপনি please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, আপনি can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our অশ্বশাবক wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here আপনি are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my ডেস্ক in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee...
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The last solstice

Chapter 42: Cleansing light


Everything was bright and shiny. She was walking through a strange white tunnel, but the walls seemed to be alive. As she moved on, she spotted several faces all around her. She blinked in utter confusion and perplexity. She had no memory of how she got here, অথবা where was “here”. Outlandish whispers reverberated from the moving and forever changing walls, but she was unable to comprehend the meaning of the quiet words; they just swiftly glided through her brain, like fallen leaves, traveling with the autumn wind.

The familiar faces kept emerging...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice:

Chapter 40: Madness



Princess Celestia, the solar alicorn who have lived and ruled over the land for countless centuries would never thought she will witness the very end of everything. Twilight's calculations were incorrect. She only made a minor mistake, less than 0.1, but in the long run, those microseconds added up and influenced the final result. Ponykind's fate has been sealed, Equestria was facing her last hours in this world; she sensed the dark misery of the Sun clearly. Even if there was something she could have done to prevent the imminent apocalypse, it was too late....
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The last solstice

Chapter 39: Dark riddles


Nocturnal Mirage felt like a pegasus, flying high above the clouds, enjoying the warm summer Sun and the soft breeze. He has triumphed over the dark echoes of his past and extinguished the last traces of hatred left in him. The apparition that took the form of his beloved and feared mother, Summer Pride was no longer haunting him. He cleansed his spirit from all the hatred and rage she planted inside him over the years of their imprisonment, when they vanished along with the Crystal Empire for a thousand years. He was finally free. His body and soul...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Franklin
Franklin
Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.

Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do আপনি want?
Franklin: Remember that টাট্টু Pete Reimer আপনি were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new টাট্টু to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me দ্বারা my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well আপনি complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies দ্বারা their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese...
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Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a সৈকত was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a টাট্টু could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued পরবর্তি to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
"Hi Cheese! Whatcha doin here?" She asked. "Just passing through all the towns and cities I've partied in". He answered sheepishly. "That's great! Everypony will be, so happy that you're back!" She grinned. She hopped toward the door while holding it for Cheese স্যান্ডউইচ to trot out. "No, let me hold the door for you. It's not right to let me walk out. Mares first". Cheese স্যান্ডউইচ immediately switched places with Pinkie. "Why thank you". Pinkie Pie giggled. They both walked with leisure to the rest of Ponyville. "I gotta tell her.." Cheese thought to himself. "But, how do I tell her?". "Hey...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.

Wilson: No আরো signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some আরো speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have আপনি looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed...
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