How are আপনি like the penguins?

If we really think about it, each of us probably has something in common with each of the penguins. Maybe you’re good at science, like Kowalski. Perhaps আপনি enjoy telling others what to do, like Skipper. What I’d like to know is: “How are আপনি like the penguins?”

Please answer how আপনি are like each পেংগুইন দ্বারা copying and pasting the below template. Substitute the “X” for why আপনি are like that penguin.

I’m like Skipper because X

I’m like Kowalski because X

I’m like Rico because X

I’m like Private because X

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As for me, here’s how I compare:

I’m like Skipper because we both have a strong focus on results and getting things done. I think that we both may also be perfectionists. Also, though I have never served in the military, I certainly respect its vital role.

I’m like Kowalski because we both use big words sometimes. I don’t have as much scientific knowledge as he does, but I have a feeling that we both have a good understanding of law and government (Kowalski did refer to the “Finders-Keepers Treaty of 1859,” after all).

I’m like Rico because I like to think there’s some mystery to me. Also, though I have never detonated a stick of dynamite, I did witness the live implosion of a building before, which I’m sure Rico would have enjoyed. (Specifically, this building was the New Haven Coliseum in New Haven, Connecticut in 2007.)

I’m like Private because I like to think that I can add rational thinking to irrational situations. In other words, I’m much less paranoid than Skipper.