Application For Permission To তারিখ My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied দ্বারা a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical প্রতিবেদন from your physician.


Name:
তারিখ of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
প্রথমপাতা Address:
City:
State:
Zip:



Do আপনি have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:



Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers অথবা sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____


Do আপনি own অথবা have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____


Do আপনি have an earring, nose ring, অথবা belly button ring? ____


Do আপনি have a tattoo? ____

If আপনি have answered YES to #3, #4 অথবা #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.


In fifty words অথবা less, what does Late mean to you?





In fifty words অথবা less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?





In fifty words অথবা less, what does Abstinence mean to you?





In fifty words অথবা less, what does Real Pain mean to you?





Church/Temple আপনি attend: ____________________________

How often do আপনি attend: ____________________________


When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________



Please fill in the blanks:


If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________


If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________


A woman's place is in the ____________________________


The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________


When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________

Note: If answer begins with "T" অথবা "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised





What do আপনি want to be if আপনি grow up?





I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture অথবা mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________

Signature of father _____________________________________

Signature of mother ____________________________________

Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________

Signature of State Representative _________________________



Thank আপনি for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. আপনি will be contacted in লেখা if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.