Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone আপনি love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard অথবা hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as আপনি open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 মিনিট অথবা so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring অথবা your nails on the blackboard পরবর্তি time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. পরবর্তি সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান আপনি go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks আপনি a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do আপনি think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big দুধ mustache at the breakfast টেবিল and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your বন্ধু with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as আপনি can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after আপনি take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your পছন্দ celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two মিনিট while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's পছন্দ slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' বড়দিন song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When আপনি go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as আপনি pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother অথবা sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere আপনি go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your বন্ধু she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did আপনি eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask আপনি a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 মিনিট to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that আপনি smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of আপনি a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. পরবর্তি party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend আপনি dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get আপনি a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 মিনিট from the end.
46. Go to the লাইব্রেরি and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire দিন speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger আসন and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone আপনি meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard অথবা hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as আপনি open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 মিনিট অথবা so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring অথবা your nails on the blackboard পরবর্তি time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. পরবর্তি সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান আপনি go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks আপনি a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do আপনি think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big দুধ mustache at the breakfast টেবিল and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your বন্ধু with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as আপনি can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after আপনি take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your পছন্দ celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two মিনিট while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's পছন্দ slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' বড়দিন song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When আপনি go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as আপনি pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother অথবা sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere আপনি go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your বন্ধু she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did আপনি eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask আপনি a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 মিনিট to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that আপনি smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of আপনি a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. পরবর্তি party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend আপনি dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get আপনি a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 মিনিট from the end.
46. Go to the লাইব্রেরি and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire দিন speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger আসন and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone আপনি meet at the mall.
Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, অথবা added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A দিন In The Life Of A ফ্যানপপ User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in আরো articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
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And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A দিন In The Life Of A ফ্যানপপ User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in আরো articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude মতামত to yourself. I hope আপনি like it and please tell me what আপনি think.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper অথবা self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are তিক্ত but the ফলমূল is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which আপনি can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are তিক্ত but the ফলমূল is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which আপনি can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming অথবা seem polite. অথবা he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, অথবা worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear আরো of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? অথবা simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
Let's do this.
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a মিনিট then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no বন্ধু অথবা anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one দিন he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they ব্যক্ত goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The পরবর্তি দিন Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset অথবা lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one দিন he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they ব্যক্ত goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The পরবর্তি দিন Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset অথবা lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
