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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, ব্যক্ত as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry সঙ্গীত videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford আমেরিকার বন্য ঘোড়াবিশেষ Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time পছন্দ fast খাবার restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out অথবা dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!" I yelled, and ran out the door. Lauren ran after me, jumping in the car. I pushed the start button, and we revved down the road in a বিভক্ত করা second.
A আমেরিকার বন্য ঘোড়াবিশেষ Shelby GT500 can go up to 550 miles per hour. I took advantage of that ability, speeding down the road at a blazing 120 MPH! We zoomed down to the nearest Burger King, parking perfectly, if perfectly means over the white line and in-between two different parking spots.
We ran inside, giggling. "I can't believe that আপনি got a $10 gift card to the best fast খাবার place in the world!" I yelled happily as we went inside.
"Hey, have আপনি ever heard of coneing?" Lauren asked. I knew what she was talking about. আপনি go to the drive thru, order an Ice Cream cone, and pick it up upside-down and see the reaction of the people that give it to you! The idea was created দ্বারা thecomputernerd01, the funniest person in the world!
"Heck yeah! We gonna go coneing after this?" I asked as we came up to the counter.
"Yeah!" She answered, high-fiving me.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A man at the counter ব্যক্ত in a depressing monotone.
"We want two waffles, two sodas, five boiled eggs, a bowl of টমেটো soup, and two double চীজ বার্গার kids meals. Boy's toy, please." I listed, mentioning everything that I was craving at the moment.
"And I want a Whopper Jr.!" Lauren included. The counter man stared in awe.
"Okay, not including the things we don't have, that's a total of $4.67," He began typing up the receipt.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," I stopped him. "What do আপনি mean 'things we don't have'?" He looked up at me again.
"We don't have waffles, boiled eggs, অথবা soup. I'm sorry for the inconvenience." He ব্যক্ত in an irritated, sarcastic tone. Lauren scoffed.
"Are আপনি saying that আপনি aren't going to satisfy your hungry customers that are willing to pay up to $10 for their food?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. The man stood, stuttering.
"That's what I thought," Lauren said. She gave the Gift Card to the man, and he gave us two small cups. I ran to the soda machine, Lauren behind me.
"I'm gonna make a suicide!" I declared, first filling my cup with a little bit of Sprite. I then added Rootbeer, Mountain Dew, a tiny bit of Diet Coke, and some Hi-C. Lauren got Coke.
I picked a straw and sat down, waiting for Lauren to bring the food.
"No টমেটো soup, অথবা waffles," Lauren explained. "And they didn't get us any boiled eggs, just scambled!"
"Good enough for me!" I exclaimed, opening up a bag of food. I pulled out a double cheeseburger, a package of fries, and an Iron Man toy.
"So did আপনি hear about Josh's new Parody?" Lauren asked, referring to thecomputernerd01.
"Last Tuesday Night?" I asked. It was hilarious!
"Yep!" She answered. "Last Tuesday Night! Had a পিজা with my friend, then he গাউন it from my hands."
"Whoa! Last Tuesday Night!"
We laughed, eating our burgers and fries.

After we finished our food, I drove my car out to the Drive Thru. There were two cars in front of us, A red মিনিভ্যান and a black Elantra. They moved forward, and the মিনিভ্যান drove off. We stopped in front of the speaker.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A girl on the speaker greeted.
"Yeah, I'll have one vanilla ice cream cone," I answered.
"Is that all?" She asked. I looked at Lauren, and she shook her head as to প্রদর্শনী that she didn't want anything.
"I would like a cow bell." I answered again, and there was a long pause. After a while, the girl told us that we spent $1.23 on our order. "Card," I said, and Lauren handed me her Burger King card.
We drove up to the first window, where we gave the girl our card ad she gave us a receipt.
"I have a question," I started.
"Yes?" She said.
"Do আপনি like waffles?" I asked, and Lauren laughed.
"Yes," The girl chuckled, and we drove up to the পরবর্তি window to commence the coneing.
When we got there, a guy handed us the ice cream cone. I turned my hand over and picked it up দ্বারা the ice cream instead of the cone. "No, don't pick it up like that!" The guy exclaimed. He began to laugh, and so did me and Lauren. I drove away, the melting ice cream dripping on my hand.
"Oh my God!" Lauren laughed. "I can't believe আপনি actually did it!" I laughed with her, licking the melted ice cream that covered my free hand with stickiness.
"It's sticky!" I exclaimed. "I can't believe that Josh did this, like, ten times!"
We drove away, laughing.
(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN প্রণয় WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I প্রণয় you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i প্রণয় bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way আপনি are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl আপনি need to shave

and when আপনি smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her প্রথমপাতা because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their প্রশ্ন with questions

Ask if আপনি they can put খাবার color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about পিজা maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a মতামত about his abs.

Ask if the পিজা has had its shots

Ask if the পিজা is organically grown

Ask if them for a free তারিখ with one of the staff if আপনি make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys অথবা emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and আপনি don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do আপনি use these emotions অথবা others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) চুম্বন
-See আরো emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. অথবা be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat খাবার that can make আপনি sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda অথবা crush
4) gety near load stuff অথবা equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late ঘন্টা
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms রাস্তা orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make আপনি hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what আপনি did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
শীর্ষ 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time আপনি wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say আপনি don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite অথবা scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with বন্ধু that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a ছুরি of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, আপনি don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a খাদ Pro ভান্দার অথবা anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift ভান্দার and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a তালিকা of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If আপনি enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. আপনি must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was বড়দিন Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute নৌকা hanging on the বড়দিন বৃক্ষ and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of রাম into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at বড়দিন time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big ফ্যানপপ family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes আপনি mad অথবা doesnt agree with your point of view আপনি just প্রতিবেদন them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes আপনি mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont প্রতিবেদন thm. Because we are a big family and we dont প্রতিবেদন অথবা block family we care and প্রদর্শনী প্রণয় for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to প্রতিবেদন someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



প্রণয় all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The টাকো Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: আপনি are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET আপনি FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: আপনি মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought আপনি picked a দিন out of a hat for that অথবা something.

ME: ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট দিন is when I say it is ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Day. It's when I say it is ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do আপনি want?" "I'm calling to প্রতিবেদন my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank আপনি very much for the call, sir." The পরবর্তি day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how আপনি looked আরো important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If আপনি think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone পাঠ করা the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. অথবা the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an প্রবন্ধ here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your পাঠ করা my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even পাঠ করা this.
4. আপনি didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did আপনি notice I skipped number three.
7. আপনি don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that আপনি silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then আপনি realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But আপনি remember that a fact is something that can be proven right অথবা wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. আপনি wish আপনি never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch আপনি with the missing number this time. অথবা did I?
14. আপনি wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind পাঠ করা powers amaze you.
16. আপনি totally forgot I was only supposed to tell আপনি ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog অনুরাগী character. Do আপনি think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 বছর old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel মাছ and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel মাছ could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a খুঁজুন as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a প্রশ্ন since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight অনুরাগী on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. আপনি can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a মতামত to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the প্রশ্ন had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a মুষ্ট্যাঘাত in the stomach....
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