What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The পরবর্তি time আপনি and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a মতামত to see which of আপনি successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with আপনি - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever আপনি have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If আপনি were really looking for an honest answer, আপনি wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The পরবর্তি time আপনি make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused দ্বারা rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do আপনি and your বন্ধু keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if আপনি look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' পছন্দ outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If আপনি must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then আপনি never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know আপনি can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises অথবা promotions were gained দ্বারা arm wrestling the boss.
If আপনি don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The পরবর্তি time আপনি and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a মতামত to see which of আপনি successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with আপনি - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever আপনি have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If আপনি were really looking for an honest answer, আপনি wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The পরবর্তি time আপনি make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused দ্বারা rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do আপনি and your বন্ধু keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if আপনি look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' পছন্দ outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If আপনি must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then আপনি never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know আপনি can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises অথবা promotions were gained দ্বারা arm wrestling the boss.
If আপনি don't read this, someone else wil
Just decided to write something random! My first প্রবন্ধ so মতামত if আপনি want!!! অথবা not!
Why am I লেখা this?
Why is it hot অথবা cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is ফ্যানপপ fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
Why am I লেখা this?
Why is it hot অথবা cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is ফ্যানপপ fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
