What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The পরবর্তি time আপনি and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a মতামত to see which of আপনি successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with আপনি - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever আপনি have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If আপনি were really looking for an honest answer, আপনি wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The পরবর্তি time আপনি make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused দ্বারা rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do আপনি and your বন্ধু keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if আপনি look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' পছন্দ outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If আপনি must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then আপনি never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know আপনি can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises অথবা promotions were gained দ্বারা arm wrestling the boss.
If আপনি don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The পরবর্তি time আপনি and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a মতামত to see which of আপনি successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with আপনি - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever আপনি have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If আপনি were really looking for an honest answer, আপনি wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The পরবর্তি time আপনি make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused দ্বারা rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do আপনি and your বন্ধু keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if আপনি look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' পছন্দ outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If আপনি must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then আপনি never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know আপনি can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises অথবা promotions were gained দ্বারা arm wrestling the boss.
If আপনি don't read this, someone else wil
Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.
P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). আপনি may see some crossovers! XD
100. Shunsuke...
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These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.
P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). আপনি may see some crossovers! XD
100. Shunsuke...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.
Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)
Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings,...
