NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President অথবা Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a বছর plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO আপনি HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a আরো intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO আপনি HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT আপনি FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO আপনি HAVE A CAR?: I think the আরো appropriate প্রশ্ন here would be "Do আপনি have a car that runs?"
HAVE আপনি RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS অথবা RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO আপনি SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD আপনি LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO আপনি CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President অথবা Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a বছর plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO আপনি HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a আরো intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO আপনি HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT আপনি FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO আপনি HAVE A CAR?: I think the আরো appropriate প্রশ্ন here would be "Do আপনি have a car that runs?"
HAVE আপনি RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS অথবা RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO আপনি SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD আপনি LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO আপনি CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
Dude, this is scary! Let me tell আপনি want happened.
I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,
"HEY!"
As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He ব্যক্ত (and still yelling),
"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"
I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I ব্যক্ত "No" and he did a "Darn"
Then he told all his বন্ধু that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true অথবা not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His বন্ধু were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"
I thought I may want to share
I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,
"HEY!"
As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He ব্যক্ত (and still yelling),
"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"
I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I ব্যক্ত "No" and he did a "Darn"
Then he told all his বন্ধু that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true অথবা not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His বন্ধু were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"
I thought I may want to share
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected দ্বারা wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited দ্বারা one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit অথবা other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that আপনি have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers অথবা water witches. Someone who can locate water অথবা হারিয়ে গেছে object with a rod অথবা wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see অথবা sense aura, অথবা energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected দ্বারা wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited দ্বারা one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit অথবা other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that আপনি have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers অথবা water witches. Someone who can locate water অথবা হারিয়ে গেছে object with a rod অথবা wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see অথবা sense aura, অথবা energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
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Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright পরাকাষ্ঠা doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.
Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright পরাকাষ্ঠা doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.