NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President অথবা Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a বছর plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO আপনি HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a আরো intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO আপনি HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT আপনি FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO আপনি HAVE A CAR?: I think the আরো appropriate প্রশ্ন here would be "Do আপনি have a car that runs?"
HAVE আপনি RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS অথবা RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO আপনি SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD আপনি LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO আপনি CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President অথবা Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a বছর plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO আপনি HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a আরো intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO আপনি HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT আপনি FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO আপনি HAVE A CAR?: I think the আরো appropriate প্রশ্ন here would be "Do আপনি have a car that runs?"
HAVE আপনি RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS অথবা RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO আপনি SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD আপনি LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO আপনি CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
