Funny - (must read) - যেভাবে খুশী - ফ্যানপপ

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posted by wildchild_rids1

most stupid প্রশ্ন ppl ask in most obvios situations

a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?

a frnd sees me At the চলচ্চিত্র and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets আপনি did'nt know ?

i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding

A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were আপনি sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs

(my পছন্দ )

A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r আপনি ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!

ROFL

hope u like it dont forget to মতামত

deathding, Nerdy_Gurl and 2 others like this

8xchristellax8 xD oh wow ppl can b stupid sometimes

TwilightGirl312 Gotta love sarcasm

ConnerandTravis sarcasm-The ability to insult an idiot without them knowing it.

girsmurf22 XDDDD lol

wildchild_rids1 glad u all liked it !

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Time machine অথবা washing machine

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Source: Einstien

Pedobear

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Perfect Perspective Optical Illusions

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টাইটানিক Nails

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Christophe Gilbert`s Art

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Source: Christophe Gilbert

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Stupid পীচ

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all the right signs in all the wrong places

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sponge bob in club পেংগুইন again?

added by chonny

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Sparta Man about to be eaten দ্বারা a horse

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I look down upon myself...

posted by blossomyumyum

Here is a long riddle for আপনি to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair আরো than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...

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exams qoute

posted by dodo4

“Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what আপনি know, not about how much আপনি can cram into your head the night before?”

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting পরবর্তি to me.”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot আরো as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Exams Quotes

After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch

Every year, আরো than 300 million x-rays, CT scans, MRIs...

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for girls eyes ONLY

posted by WildTiger

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So আপনি have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! নমস্কার girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did আপনি know স্নেহ চুম্বন is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken সুপ actually makes আপনি feel better. 94% of boys would প্রণয় it if আপনি sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your শীর্ষ lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult আপনি when they like you! 89% of guys want আপনি to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. চকোলেট will make আপনি feel better! Most...

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45 Things To Do When The Parents Are Out

posted by cute20k

1. সরানো the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. সরানো all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal মহাকাশ so আপনি have to সরানো into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...

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Guess what?

posted by Phineas-Fangirl

Twenty facts about meh!!! >:]

1. I প্রণয় cats
2. I can draw
3. I can write
5. I'm immature, get over it!
6. I have three pets!
7. I have a cousin on here! She is hellomia!
8. My পছন্দ bands are Evanescence, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Pillar, and Breaking Benjamin!
9. I'm a Justin Bieber supporter!
10. I think Katy Perry has an amazing voice!
11. Three and six are my পছন্দ numbers!
12. I'm tall!
13. I'm in ninth grade!
14. This number is my age!
15. I'm an A-B student!
16. I'm blond!
17. I can't cook!
18. I'm an idiot!
18. I'm in a relationship!
19. Thumbs are funny :)
20. I skipped number four and used 18 twice!

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Teen Things. #3

posted by tooch

I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think অথবা relate to these, in some way অথবা another:

-Getting that knot feeling in your stomach when আপনি want to cry.
-Pinky swears mean business.
-"Who are আপনি talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!"
-Hiding when someone আপনি don't know knocks on your door.
-That moment where আপনি think "Wow, I'm weird."
-We teenagers need naps waaaaaaaay আরো than preschoolers do.
-I hate that 'back to school' feeling.
-Jumping 500ft to your বিছানা because you're afraid something under your বিছানা is going to grab you.
-Every year,...

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ABC's Of Ex Girlfriends :)

posted by nessienjake

ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for আপনি আপনি twit she was only after your money and could have প্রদত্ত a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating...

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888 Pictures of Death the Kid? ... Do আপনি realize who you're talking to?

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For স্টারবাক্স্‌ অনুরাগী

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Beautiful মৎসকুমারী

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Skillet

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