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posted by wildchild_rids1

most stupid প্রশ্ন ppl ask in most obvios situations

a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?

a frnd sees me At the চলচ্চিত্র and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets আপনি did'nt know ?

i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding

A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were আপনি sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs

(my পছন্দ )

A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r আপনি ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!

ROFL

hope u like it dont forget to মতামত

deathding, Nerdy_Gurl and 2 others like this

8xchristellax8 xD oh wow ppl can b stupid sometimes

TwilightGirl312 Gotta love sarcasm

ConnerandTravis sarcasm-The ability to insult an idiot without them knowing it.

girsmurf22 XDDDD lol

wildchild_rids1 glad u all liked it !

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JUST ONCE!!!

posted by victorodonnell

All alone, I stand waiting for something, I don’t know.
Something to heal my wound, to make me pure;
My হৃদয় throbs wildly under my chest,
As I look at the sky, feel the sun burning.
Cold, my হৃদয় is, still!

Like a lightning from the clear sky, আপনি turn up;
And I feel the warmth licking my heart.
My lips tremble with joy, for it was the first time,
Your eyes met mine!

The same eyes, blue eyes, looked into mine yesterday,
And ব্যক্ত those words which I was not sure, from her lips.
‘Let’s break up!’
And, those eyes broke the contact with mine,
Forever!

With enormous difficulty, came the truth, crashing...