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A quick run-down should আপনি ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants আপনি dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words আপনি should YouTube, should আপনি get the chance
-“Kevin বেকন in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see আপনি অথবা hear আপনি WHY WOULD আপনি MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause আপনি never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, আপনি will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If আপনি hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing আপনি need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without আপনি dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct প্রশ্ন about either the history of the প্রথমপাতা অথবা the পূর্ববর্তি tenants, DO NOT সরানো IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the টেলিভিশন (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack আপনি in a closet.
-If আপনি live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if আপনি die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. গুগুল the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If আরো than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, আপনি know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. অথবা come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If আপনি see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your বন্ধু playing a trick on আপনি to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that আপনি in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground আপনি and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and আপনি hear creepy পিয়ানো music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should আপনি ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants আপনি dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words আপনি should YouTube, should আপনি get the chance
-“Kevin বেকন in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see আপনি অথবা hear আপনি WHY WOULD আপনি MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause আপনি never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, আপনি will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If আপনি hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing আপনি need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without আপনি dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct প্রশ্ন about either the history of the প্রথমপাতা অথবা the পূর্ববর্তি tenants, DO NOT সরানো IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the টেলিভিশন (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack আপনি in a closet.
-If আপনি live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if আপনি die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. গুগুল the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If আরো than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, আপনি know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. অথবা come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If আপনি see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your বন্ধু playing a trick on আপনি to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that আপনি in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground আপনি and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and আপনি hear creepy পিয়ানো music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell আপনি my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell আপনি what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person আপনি will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my প্রণয় even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell আপনি my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell আপনি what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person আপনি will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my প্রণয় even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave আপনি hanging. I think my শিরোনাম is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's ব্যক্ত that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way অথবা another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what আপনি think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the ছবি on my end টেবিল and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what আপনি think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the ছবি on my end টেবিল and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
Thanksgiving is my পছন্দ holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, আপনি get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are আপনি ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" ব্যক্ত the pie. it was কুমড়া pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i প্রণয় you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are আপনি doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
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"hello there pie, are আপনি ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" ব্যক্ত the pie. it was কুমড়া pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i প্রণয় you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are আপনি doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
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