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A quick run-down should আপনি ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants আপনি dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words আপনি should YouTube, should আপনি get the chance
-“Kevin বেকন in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see আপনি অথবা hear আপনি WHY WOULD আপনি MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause আপনি never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, আপনি will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If আপনি hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing আপনি need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without আপনি dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct প্রশ্ন about either the history of the প্রথমপাতা অথবা the পূর্ববর্তি tenants, DO NOT সরানো IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the টেলিভিশন (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack আপনি in a closet.
-If আপনি live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if আপনি die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. গুগুল the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If আরো than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, আপনি know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. অথবা come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If আপনি see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your বন্ধু playing a trick on আপনি to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that আপনি in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground আপনি and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and আপনি hear creepy পিয়ানো music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should আপনি ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants আপনি dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words আপনি should YouTube, should আপনি get the chance
-“Kevin বেকন in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see আপনি অথবা hear আপনি WHY WOULD আপনি MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause আপনি never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, আপনি will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If আপনি hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing আপনি need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without আপনি dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct প্রশ্ন about either the history of the প্রথমপাতা অথবা the পূর্ববর্তি tenants, DO NOT সরানো IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the টেলিভিশন (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack আপনি in a closet.
-If আপনি live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if আপনি die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. গুগুল the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If আরো than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, আপনি know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. অথবা come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If আপনি see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your বন্ধু playing a trick on আপনি to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that আপনি in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground আপনি and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and আপনি hear creepy পিয়ানো music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard অথবা a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako মৎসকুমারী does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
আপনি can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic অথবা inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for পাঠ করা this প্রবন্ধ and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard অথবা a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako মৎসকুমারী does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
আপনি can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic অথবা inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for পাঠ করা this প্রবন্ধ and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the রাস্তা from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
আপনি could also make a friend and maybe আপনি have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right দ্বারা you,if not at least আপনি still see them অথবা talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the রাস্তা from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
আপনি could also make a friend and maybe আপনি have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right দ্বারা you,if not at least আপনি still see them অথবা talk to them. :)
Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the অভিনয় is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when পাঠ করা the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most জনপ্রিয় girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck দ্বারা cyber bullying.
And আপনি know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now আপনি know why I was effected so strongly দ্বারা this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the অভিনয় is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when পাঠ করা the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most জনপ্রিয় girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck দ্বারা cyber bullying.
And আপনি know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now আপনি know why I was effected so strongly দ্বারা this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
নমস্কার Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui
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Asians are awesome
And they also প্রণয় to be haters and they also hacked my ফেসবুক
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs দ্বারা tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also প্রণয় to be haters and they also hacked my ফেসবুক
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I প্রণয় and leave you
They call me হৃদয় breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If আপনি fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear আপনি apart
Told আপনি from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad নেকড়ে I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If আপনি fall for me I'm only gonna tear আপনি apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I প্রণয় and leave you
They call me হৃদয় breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If আপনি fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear আপনি apart
Told আপনি from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad নেকড়ে I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If আপনি fall for me I'm only gonna tear আপনি apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]