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A quick run-down should আপনি ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants আপনি dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words আপনি should YouTube, should আপনি get the chance
-“Kevin বেকন in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see আপনি অথবা hear আপনি WHY WOULD আপনি MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause আপনি never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, আপনি will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If আপনি hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing আপনি need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without আপনি dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct প্রশ্ন about either the history of the প্রথমপাতা অথবা the পূর্ববর্তি tenants, DO NOT সরানো IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the টেলিভিশন (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack আপনি in a closet.
-If আপনি live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if আপনি die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. গুগুল the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If আরো than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, আপনি know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. অথবা come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If আপনি see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your বন্ধু playing a trick on আপনি to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that আপনি in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground আপনি and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and আপনি hear creepy পিয়ানো music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
A quick run-down should আপনি ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants আপনি dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words আপনি should YouTube, should আপনি get the chance
-“Kevin বেকন in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see আপনি অথবা hear আপনি WHY WOULD আপনি MOVE?
-Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.
5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause আপনি never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.
-Someone will always be barefoot
-Or in heels
-Or just plain clumsy
-And will sprain their ankles
-And die.
6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.
-Don’t walk around looking for people
-House of Wax, anyone?
7. Don’t be a hero.
-Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, আপনি will die.
-Hell, maybe even then.
-I mean.
8. If আপনি hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.
-The killer is there.
-Also your dog is dead.
9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.
-The last thing আপনি need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.
10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.
-Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck
11. Don’t go into the basement.
-They are creepy enough without আপনি dying in one.
12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct প্রশ্ন about either the history of the প্রথমপাতা অথবা the পূর্ববর্তি tenants, DO NOT সরানো IN.
-At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.
13. Turn off the টেলিভিশন (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.
-It is obviously your wisest choice.
-SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.
14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.
-Move very very far away
-Because there’s blood on your walls.
-Blood.
-Your
-Walls
-Are
-Bleeding.
15. Don’t act like a detective.
-Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack আপনি in a closet.
-If আপনি live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
-But if আপনি die, it is like the opposite of awesome.
16. গুগুল the location you’ll be vacationing at.
-If আরো than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, আপনি know not to go there.
-Issue. Solved.
17. Don’t get drunk. অথবা come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.
-Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.
18. If আপনি see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your বন্ধু playing a trick on আপনি to scare you.
-It is the killer.
-ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that আপনি in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
-Killers are very sensitive about their disguises.
19. Don’t take a shower.
-ONLY APPLIES IF:
-It’s past midnight at the campground আপনি and your sorority sisters are staying at or
-The lock to the door doesn’t work and আপনি hear creepy পিয়ানো music
AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:
20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.
-Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he
* কমলা Lavaburst
* পীচ (no longer produced)
* Poppin' পরাকাষ্ঠা Lemonade
* স্ট্রবেরি Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট আপেল cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* ফলমূল Pow
* ফলমূল Punch
* Orange
* কমলা Supernova
* পরাকাষ্ঠা Lemonade
* ফলবিশেষ Kiwi
* Strawberry
* স্ট্রবেরি Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C টক Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* পীচ (no longer produced)
* Poppin' পরাকাষ্ঠা Lemonade
* স্ট্রবেরি Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট আপেল cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* ফলমূল Pow
* ফলমূল Punch
* Orange
* কমলা Supernova
* পরাকাষ্ঠা Lemonade
* ফলবিশেষ Kiwi
* Strawberry
* স্ট্রবেরি Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C টক Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
__________________________________________________
THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our বন্ধু and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if আপনি sometimes feel sad অথবা depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to আপনি sorry, but if your in any other country, then আপনি still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When আপনি think of চকোলেট everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our বন্ধু and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if আপনি sometimes feel sad অথবা depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to আপনি sorry, but if your in any other country, then আপনি still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When আপনি think of চকোলেট everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )