Here are my তালিকা of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let আপনি know now i got alot of these from the ইউটিউব channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything অথবা eating anything আপনি might spit it অথবা something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the ঝাড়ু late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the উপসাগর they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's পছন্দ vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the মাশরুম have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do আপনি call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do আপনি call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do আপনি make an octopus giggle ten times?
আপনি give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do আপনি make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's পছন্দ composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between আপনি and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't আপনি hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher ব্যক্ত it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the টমেটো blush?
It saw the সালাদ dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do আপনি know if it's raining মার্জার and dogs?
আপনি step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do আপনি know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do আপনি get পিকাচু on a bus?
আপনি পোকেমন (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't আপনি dress with পিকাচু in the room?
He'll পিকাচু (peek at you)
#27 What do আপনি call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
আপনি boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton ক্রুশ the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do আপনি call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's পরাকাষ্ঠা and fluffy?
পরাকাষ্ঠা fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
পরাকাষ্ঠা fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when আপনি drink 7 coca colas?
আপনি burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the মাছ say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't আপনি trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope আপনি liked them. Make sure আপনি check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
(Make sure your not drinking anything অথবা eating anything আপনি might spit it অথবা something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the ঝাড়ু late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the উপসাগর they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's পছন্দ vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the মাশরুম have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do আপনি call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do আপনি call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do আপনি make an octopus giggle ten times?
আপনি give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do আপনি make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's পছন্দ composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between আপনি and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't আপনি hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher ব্যক্ত it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the টমেটো blush?
It saw the সালাদ dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do আপনি know if it's raining মার্জার and dogs?
আপনি step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do আপনি know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do আপনি get পিকাচু on a bus?
আপনি পোকেমন (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't আপনি dress with পিকাচু in the room?
He'll পিকাচু (peek at you)
#27 What do আপনি call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
আপনি boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton ক্রুশ the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do আপনি call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's পরাকাষ্ঠা and fluffy?
পরাকাষ্ঠা fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
পরাকাষ্ঠা fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when আপনি drink 7 coca colas?
আপনি burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the মাছ say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't আপনি trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope আপনি liked them. Make sure আপনি check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
PewDiePie
Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He ব্যক্ত you’re amazing
She ব্যক্ত then why আপনি waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
প্রদর্শনী me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
প্রদর্শনী me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the সঙ্গীত plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He ব্যক্ত you’re amazing
She ব্যক্ত then why আপনি waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
প্রদর্শনী me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
প্রদর্শনী me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the সঙ্গীত plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving প্রণয় in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in আপনি and the things আপনি doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has হারিয়ে গেছে her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post নবীকৃত তথ্য if আপনি want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has হারিয়ে গেছে her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post নবীকৃত তথ্য if আপনি want :)
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car অগ্রবর্তী saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If আপনি are hung like a horse, আপনি don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
eat it now!
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
গিটার by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if আপনি think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if আপনি just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if আপনি think that we cant sing it faster then আপনি wrong but itll help if আপনি just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if আপনি just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
গিটার by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if আপনি think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if আপনি just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if আপনি think that we cant sing it faster then আপনি wrong but itll help if আপনি just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if আপনি just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to বন্ধু about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in প্রণয় with crush
Step 10: Imagine having শিশুরা with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to বন্ধু about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in প্রণয় with crush
Step 10: Imagine having শিশুরা with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
