My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm লেখা আপনি this letter to tell আপনি that I'm leaving আপনি forever. I've been a good man to আপনি for 7 years & I have nothing to প্রদর্শনী for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that আপনি quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, আপনি came প্রথমপাতা & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your পছন্দ meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. আপনি ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. আপনি don't tell me আপনি প্রণয় me anymore; আপনি don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either আপনি are cheating on me অথবা আপনি don't প্রণয় me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my দিন আরো than receiving your letter.
It's true আপনি & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when আপনি got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if আপনি can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when আপনি cooked my পছন্দ meal, আপনি must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from আপনি because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved আপনি & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got প্রথমপাতা আপনি were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope আপনি have the fulfilling life আপনি always wanted. My lawyer ব্যক্ত that the letter আপনি wrote ensures আপনি won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told আপনি this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm লেখা আপনি this letter to tell আপনি that I'm leaving আপনি forever. I've been a good man to আপনি for 7 years & I have nothing to প্রদর্শনী for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that আপনি quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, আপনি came প্রথমপাতা & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your পছন্দ meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. আপনি ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. আপনি don't tell me আপনি প্রণয় me anymore; আপনি don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either আপনি are cheating on me অথবা আপনি don't প্রণয় me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my দিন আরো than receiving your letter.
It's true আপনি & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when আপনি got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if আপনি can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when আপনি cooked my পছন্দ meal, আপনি must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from আপনি because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved আপনি & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got প্রথমপাতা আপনি were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope আপনি have the fulfilling life আপনি always wanted. My lawyer ব্যক্ত that the letter আপনি wrote ensures আপনি won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told আপনি this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
This প্রবন্ধ is about my terrible cousin May!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I প্রণয় her but she pisses me off!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I প্রণয় her but she pisses me off!
