My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm লেখা আপনি this letter to tell আপনি that I'm leaving আপনি forever. I've been a good man to আপনি for 7 years & I have nothing to প্রদর্শনী for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that আপনি quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, আপনি came প্রথমপাতা & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your পছন্দ meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. আপনি ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. আপনি don't tell me আপনি প্রণয় me anymore; আপনি don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either আপনি are cheating on me অথবা আপনি don't প্রণয় me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my দিন আরো than receiving your letter.
It's true আপনি & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when আপনি got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if আপনি can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when আপনি cooked my পছন্দ meal, আপনি must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from আপনি because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved আপনি & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got প্রথমপাতা আপনি were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope আপনি have the fulfilling life আপনি always wanted. My lawyer ব্যক্ত that the letter আপনি wrote ensures আপনি won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told আপনি this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm লেখা আপনি this letter to tell আপনি that I'm leaving আপনি forever. I've been a good man to আপনি for 7 years & I have nothing to প্রদর্শনী for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that আপনি quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, আপনি came প্রথমপাতা & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your পছন্দ meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. আপনি ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. আপনি don't tell me আপনি প্রণয় me anymore; আপনি don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either আপনি are cheating on me অথবা আপনি don't প্রণয় me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my দিন আরো than receiving your letter.
It's true আপনি & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when আপনি got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if আপনি can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when আপনি cooked my পছন্দ meal, আপনি must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from আপনি because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved আপনি & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got প্রথমপাতা আপনি were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope আপনি have the fulfilling life আপনি always wanted. My lawyer ব্যক্ত that the letter আপনি wrote ensures আপনি won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told আপনি this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
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i প্রণয় cereal how bout you
coco pufe
ceriose
cookie crisp
wasting cerial is a risk
i প্রণয় cerial yes i do i প্রণয় cerial আপনি better to
it is breakfast
most important meal
if আপনি can't have crealeal
do not steal
i প্রণয় creal yes we do i প্রণয় ceral আপনি should to
it is healfy
for your brain
for test math and englesh
even frech and science
i প্রণয় ccerale yes i do
i প্রণয় crealy how about you
me and my firend made this up what are some যেভাবে খুশী songs আপনি made up plz commet
