So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....
"Pink badass? HAH! আপনি couldn't tell the difference between পরাকাষ্ঠা and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"
And you'd be right, normally.....
DAMN IT.
But here's the thing, have আপনি ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why পরাকাষ্ঠা has the reputation it does as of right now?
Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.
Like, PINK! It sounds like a বার্বি porno spin-off, LAME!
But once আপনি venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.
An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still পরাকাষ্ঠা and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)
Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!
SHIT GOT OFF-TRACK SORRY FUCK
So back to the topic at hand, পরাকাষ্ঠা is awesome! I mean, I'm not asking আপনি to like it, but for the প্রণয় of god, STOP mindlessly hating on it just because it is what it is, আপনি SEXIST mother-fucker!
Also, learn to take a joke. Because that's really what this entire প্রবন্ধ was.....
A giant middle finger to what I like to call "The Judgers". In laymen's terms, stop judging everything and learn to appreciate things for what they are. Hell, if আপনি learn to view things in a whole new perspective, আপনি might just find that certain রঙ can be a lot আরো epic than আপনি might've initially thought.
And to all the soulless bastards who hate স্ট্রবেরি Ice Cream, rot in hell. :)
"Pink badass? HAH! আপনি couldn't tell the difference between পরাকাষ্ঠা and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"
And you'd be right, normally.....
DAMN IT.
But here's the thing, have আপনি ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why পরাকাষ্ঠা has the reputation it does as of right now?
Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.
Like, PINK! It sounds like a বার্বি porno spin-off, LAME!
But once আপনি venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.
An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still পরাকাষ্ঠা and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)
Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!
SHIT GOT OFF-TRACK SORRY FUCK
So back to the topic at hand, পরাকাষ্ঠা is awesome! I mean, I'm not asking আপনি to like it, but for the প্রণয় of god, STOP mindlessly hating on it just because it is what it is, আপনি SEXIST mother-fucker!
Also, learn to take a joke. Because that's really what this entire প্রবন্ধ was.....
A giant middle finger to what I like to call "The Judgers". In laymen's terms, stop judging everything and learn to appreciate things for what they are. Hell, if আপনি learn to view things in a whole new perspective, আপনি might just find that certain রঙ can be a lot আরো epic than আপনি might've initially thought.
And to all the soulless bastards who hate স্ট্রবেরি Ice Cream, rot in hell. :)
At the end of series 3, আপনি never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be পরবর্তি in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well আপনি know that face অথবা a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If আপনি don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she got trapped in the spirit world
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be পরবর্তি in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well আপনি know that face অথবা a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If আপনি don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she got trapped in the spirit world
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours অথবা mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do আপনি put that back?"
I had a lot of fun লেখা these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours অথবা mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do আপনি put that back?"
I had a lot of fun লেখা these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can আপনি believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how আপনি respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can আপনি believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how আপনি respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
me-every one ব্যক্ত the old house down the block was haunted *roll my eyes* no such thing as "haunted" so i told my friendz i am proving it its not "haunted"
THE পরবর্তি দিন
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a ছুরি in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
THE পরবর্তি দিন
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me
the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out
i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a ছুরি in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
once i was at a movie theater with my বন্ধু gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are আপনি and we were like why dose it matter and he ব্যক্ত no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like আপনি need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because আপনি get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!