So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....
"Pink badass? HAH! আপনি couldn't tell the difference between পরাকাষ্ঠা and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"
And you'd be right, normally.....
DAMN IT.
But here's the thing, have আপনি ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why পরাকাষ্ঠা has the reputation it does as of right now?
Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.
Like, PINK! It sounds like a বার্বি porno spin-off, LAME!
But once আপনি venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.
An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still পরাকাষ্ঠা and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)
Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!
SHIT GOT OFF-TRACK SORRY FUCK
So back to the topic at hand, পরাকাষ্ঠা is awesome! I mean, I'm not asking আপনি to like it, but for the প্রণয় of god, STOP mindlessly hating on it just because it is what it is, আপনি SEXIST mother-fucker!
Also, learn to take a joke. Because that's really what this entire প্রবন্ধ was.....
A giant middle finger to what I like to call "The Judgers". In laymen's terms, stop judging everything and learn to appreciate things for what they are. Hell, if আপনি learn to view things in a whole new perspective, আপনি might just find that certain রঙ can be a lot আরো epic than আপনি might've initially thought.
And to all the soulless bastards who hate স্ট্রবেরি Ice Cream, rot in hell. :)
"Pink badass? HAH! আপনি couldn't tell the difference between পরাকাষ্ঠা and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"
And you'd be right, normally.....
DAMN IT.
But here's the thing, have আপনি ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why পরাকাষ্ঠা has the reputation it does as of right now?
Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.
Like, PINK! It sounds like a বার্বি porno spin-off, LAME!
But once আপনি venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.
An example is Kirby! Sure, he's not BADASS per say, but he's still পরাকাষ্ঠা and he can fuck your shit. And that's all that matters in the grand scheme of things. ;)
Plus, think of ALL the cool-ass SHIT that we've gotten from the color Pink. All the characters! All the variety! And all the metaphorical aesthetic-orgasms that we've been offered, only to be ridden off as girly!
SHIT GOT OFF-TRACK SORRY FUCK
So back to the topic at hand, পরাকাষ্ঠা is awesome! I mean, I'm not asking আপনি to like it, but for the প্রণয় of god, STOP mindlessly hating on it just because it is what it is, আপনি SEXIST mother-fucker!
Also, learn to take a joke. Because that's really what this entire প্রবন্ধ was.....
A giant middle finger to what I like to call "The Judgers". In laymen's terms, stop judging everything and learn to appreciate things for what they are. Hell, if আপনি learn to view things in a whole new perspective, আপনি might just find that certain রঙ can be a lot আরো epic than আপনি might've initially thought.
And to all the soulless bastards who hate স্ট্রবেরি Ice Cream, rot in hell. :)
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls প্রদর্শনী that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little চকোলেট sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, রামধনু দুশ্চরিত্রা and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls প্রদর্শনী that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little চকোলেট sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, রামধনু দুশ্চরিত্রা and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but আপনি pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of আপনি is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but আপনি pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of আপনি is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.