I if আপনি want this to be funny, আপনি might want to read অথবা watch the harry potter চলচ্চিত্র and books. If আপনি already have the just read.
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told আপনি আপনি had a pig nose!!”
3. Wake him up দ্বারা গান গাওয়া সৈকত Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say আপনি taught him everything he knows.
5. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
6. Pat him on the head and give him ফুলেরডালি when his plans are foiled yet again.
7. If আপনি ever need to say 'Like taking ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
8. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
9. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
10. Insist that আপনি have met chunks of cheese with আরো cunning plans than his.
11. When he tries to impress আপনি with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
12. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
13. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out স্বর্ণ stars.
14. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
15. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
16. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
17. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.
18. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say আপনি 'thought আপনি were helping!'
19. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
20. Buy him a stress ball.
21. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
22. Call him Tommy-boy. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
23. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
24. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'
25. Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
26. Politely exclaim now and again that আপনি 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles'
27. Sing 'California girls' at the শীর্ষ of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'
28. Tell him আপনি know this great therapist in London....
29. Steal, snap and bury his wand. (You might want to do this BEFORE আপনি do all this other stuff)
30. Then tell him Lucius Malfoy did it.
31. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.
32. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
33. Write him a theme song. Start গান গাওয়া it whenever he is about to do অথবা say something particularly clever and nasty.
34. When he's done something particularly nasty - ক্রুশ your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do আপনি really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
35. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
36. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy that Lucious Malfoy destroyed."
37. Cuddle him at যেভাবে খুশী moments.
38. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
39. Tell him আপনি think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie'
40. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter অথবা Dumbledore.
41. Mock his baldness.
42. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
43. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
Now i'm telling আপনি this right now. আপনি CANNOT DO THESE IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told আপনি আপনি had a pig nose!!”
3. Wake him up দ্বারা গান গাওয়া সৈকত Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say আপনি taught him everything he knows.
5. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
6. Pat him on the head and give him ফুলেরডালি when his plans are foiled yet again.
7. If আপনি ever need to say 'Like taking ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
8. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
9. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
10. Insist that আপনি have met chunks of cheese with আরো cunning plans than his.
11. When he tries to impress আপনি with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
12. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
13. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out স্বর্ণ stars.
14. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
15. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
16. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
17. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.
18. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say আপনি 'thought আপনি were helping!'
19. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
20. Buy him a stress ball.
21. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
22. Call him Tommy-boy. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
23. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
24. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'
25. Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
26. Politely exclaim now and again that আপনি 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles'
27. Sing 'California girls' at the শীর্ষ of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'
28. Tell him আপনি know this great therapist in London....
29. Steal, snap and bury his wand. (You might want to do this BEFORE আপনি do all this other stuff)
30. Then tell him Lucius Malfoy did it.
31. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.
32. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
33. Write him a theme song. Start গান গাওয়া it whenever he is about to do অথবা say something particularly clever and nasty.
34. When he's done something particularly nasty - ক্রুশ your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do আপনি really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
35. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
36. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy that Lucious Malfoy destroyed."
37. Cuddle him at যেভাবে খুশী moments.
38. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
39. Tell him আপনি think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie'
40. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter অথবা Dumbledore.
41. Mock his baldness.
42. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
43. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
Now i'm telling আপনি this right now. আপনি CANNOT DO THESE IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once a pond a time there was a man and he live in ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট Land. হ্যালোইন was coming up and he don't know what to be. He stare at the চকোলেট river and a light bulb pop up on his head. "I will be a ghost with chocolate!" He ব্যক্ত cheerfully. হ্যালোইন is here and The চকোলেট Man had a বিছানা sheet over his head with holes cut out so he can see ,and of course he had চকোলেট all over his ghost custom. The চকোলেট Man was really happy and he went trick অথবা treating and had tons and tons of ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট and ate them with joy.
THE END.
THE END.
