I if আপনি want this to be funny, আপনি might want to read অথবা watch the harry potter চলচ্চিত্র and books. If আপনি already have the just read.
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told আপনি আপনি had a pig nose!!”
3. Wake him up দ্বারা গান গাওয়া সৈকত Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say আপনি taught him everything he knows.
5. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
6. Pat him on the head and give him ফুলেরডালি when his plans are foiled yet again.
7. If আপনি ever need to say 'Like taking ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
8. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
9. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
10. Insist that আপনি have met chunks of cheese with আরো cunning plans than his.
11. When he tries to impress আপনি with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
12. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
13. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out স্বর্ণ stars.
14. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
15. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
16. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
17. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.
18. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say আপনি 'thought আপনি were helping!'
19. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
20. Buy him a stress ball.
21. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
22. Call him Tommy-boy. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
23. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
24. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'
25. Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
26. Politely exclaim now and again that আপনি 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles'
27. Sing 'California girls' at the শীর্ষ of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'
28. Tell him আপনি know this great therapist in London....
29. Steal, snap and bury his wand. (You might want to do this BEFORE আপনি do all this other stuff)
30. Then tell him Lucius Malfoy did it.
31. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.
32. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
33. Write him a theme song. Start গান গাওয়া it whenever he is about to do অথবা say something particularly clever and nasty.
34. When he's done something particularly nasty - ক্রুশ your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do আপনি really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
35. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
36. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy that Lucious Malfoy destroyed."
37. Cuddle him at যেভাবে খুশী moments.
38. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
39. Tell him আপনি think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie'
40. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter অথবা Dumbledore.
41. Mock his baldness.
42. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
43. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
Now i'm telling আপনি this right now. আপনি CANNOT DO THESE IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told আপনি আপনি had a pig nose!!”
3. Wake him up দ্বারা গান গাওয়া সৈকত Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say আপনি taught him everything he knows.
5. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
6. Pat him on the head and give him ফুলেরডালি when his plans are foiled yet again.
7. If আপনি ever need to say 'Like taking ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
8. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
9. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
10. Insist that আপনি have met chunks of cheese with আরো cunning plans than his.
11. When he tries to impress আপনি with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
12. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
13. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out স্বর্ণ stars.
14. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
15. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
16. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
17. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.
18. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say আপনি 'thought আপনি were helping!'
19. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
20. Buy him a stress ball.
21. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
22. Call him Tommy-boy. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
23. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
24. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'
25. Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
26. Politely exclaim now and again that আপনি 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles'
27. Sing 'California girls' at the শীর্ষ of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'
28. Tell him আপনি know this great therapist in London....
29. Steal, snap and bury his wand. (You might want to do this BEFORE আপনি do all this other stuff)
30. Then tell him Lucius Malfoy did it.
31. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.
32. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
33. Write him a theme song. Start গান গাওয়া it whenever he is about to do অথবা say something particularly clever and nasty.
34. When he's done something particularly nasty - ক্রুশ your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do আপনি really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
35. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
36. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy that Lucious Malfoy destroyed."
37. Cuddle him at যেভাবে খুশী moments.
38. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
39. Tell him আপনি think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie'
40. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter অথবা Dumbledore.
41. Mock his baldness.
42. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
43. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
Now i'm telling আপনি this right now. আপনি CANNOT DO THESE IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[verse 1]
she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,
ohhhhh
the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born
[couros]
through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel
[verse 2]
somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late
[go back to couros]
[verse 3]
a statue stands in a shaded place,
an অ্যাঞ্জেল girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken হৃদয় that the world forgot
[go back to couros]
she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,
ohhhhh
the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born
[couros]
through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel
[verse 2]
somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late
[go back to couros]
[verse 3]
a statue stands in a shaded place,
an অ্যাঞ্জেল girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken হৃদয় that the world forgot
[go back to couros]
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope আপনি are getting use to this প্রদর্শনী cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did আপনি say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope আপনি enjoy the picture!
The End!
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I am a mumifia I am watching New moon
Elephants and lollipops cokacola!
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I am a mumifia I am watching New moon
Elephants and lollipops cokacola!
:)
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP Edward cullen
Chiken chiken
pooooop
WTF stands for Wheres the fudge!?!?
Cinamon peacocks
SAM ULEY! নেকড়ে man
HDGUHBDFJVNJNNVHJBHJHCVBHJHHV!
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